No Matter Whether Guys are Driving
Ferrari,
BMW,
Accord,
OR
Corolla.
They are Not Able to Overtake A
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GIRLS COLLEGE VAN. :-)
Two Friends Talking:
- Meri Shadi ho gai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Usne mujhe ek ghar khareed kar diya hai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Us ghar main aag lag gai
* O ye to bura hua
.Nahi, acha hua, Woh bhi us ghar main thi -
1.If walking is good for health,
Postman would be immortal.
2.A whale swims all day,eats only fish, drinks lots of water, still,it is fat.
3.A rabbit runs n hops all the time,
but,lives only 15 years.
Despite above all:
4.A Tortoise doesn't run,does nothing, yet, lives even for 450 years.
So, TO HELL WITH EXERCISES !
EAT WELL! SLEEP WELL!
How Time Changes?
KaL Jab Hum Chote The Aur Koi Hamari Baat Samajh Nahi Paata Tha,Tab Sirf Ek "Hasti" Thi Jo Hamare Toote Phoote Alfaaz Bhi Samajh Jaati Thi!
Vo thi "MAA".
Aur Aaj Hum Usi Hasti Ko Ye Kehte Hain Ke:
(Aap Nahi Jaanti)
(Aap Nahi Samaj Payeingi)
(Aap Ki Baatein Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aati)
Sibbal to Driver :- Iske Maalik ka Pata Karo.
Jab Driver Wapis ayaa to uske gale me PHOOL Maalayen thi...
Sibbal : Ye Kya h?
Driver : Sir logo ne meri puri baat hi nahi suni or khushi me haar pahna diye..maine to sirf ye Kha Ki...
"Main Sibbal ka driver hu , KUTTE KA BACHHA mar gaya hai.." :D :P
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