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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#11

A True Fact "

No Matter Whether Guys are Driving

Ferrari,

BMW,

Accord,

OR

Corolla.

They are Not Able to Overtake A

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GIRLS COLLEGE VAN. :-)

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Two Friends Talking:

- Meri Shadi ho gai
* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
* O ye to bura hua

- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti
* O ye to bura hua

- Nahi, acha hua, Usne mujhe ek ghar khareed kar diya hai
* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Us ghar main aag lag gai
* O ye to bura hua

.Nahi, acha hua, Woh bhi us ghar main thi -

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To all, Who Exercise & of course those who don't.
1.If walking is good for health,
Postman would be immortal.

2.A whale swims all day,eats only fish, drinks lots of water, still,it is fat.

3.A rabbit runs n hops all the time,
but,lives only 15 years.

Despite above all:

4.A Tortoise doesn't run,does nothing, yet, lives even for 450 years.
So, TO HELL WITH EXERCISES !

EAT WELL! SLEEP WELL!

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How Time Changes?

KaL Jab Hum Chote The Aur Koi Hamari Baat Samajh Nahi Paata Tha,Tab Sirf Ek "Hasti" Thi Jo Hamare Toote Phoote Alfaaz Bhi Samajh Jaati Thi!

Vo thi "MAA".

Aur Aaj Hum Usi Hasti Ko Ye Kehte Hain Ke:

(Aap Nahi Jaanti)

(Aap Nahi Samaj Payeingi)

(Aap Ki Baatein Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aati)

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Kapil Sibbal ki car se "Puppy" maara gaya

Sibbal to Driver :- Iske Maalik ka Pata Karo.

Jab Driver Wapis ayaa to uske gale me PHOOL Maalayen thi...

Sibbal : Ye Kya h?

Driver : Sir logo ne meri puri baat hi nahi suni or khushi me haar pahna diye..maine to sirf ye Kha Ki...

"Main Sibbal ka driver hu , KUTTE KA BACHHA mar gaya hai.." :D :P

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#12

couldnt stop myself frm posting this one

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Anna Hazare - Dabangg \m/ \m/

Ek baar Anna Hazare ne commitment kar di toh Sarkar ke baap ki bhi nahi sunte!

Kaminey Se Yaad Aaya, Soniyaji aapki sarkar kaisi hai?

Kamaal Karti Ho Soniaji!

Manmohanji SMile :D

Bhrastachar- Police aur kanoon se darr nahi lagta sahab, darr toh Anna se lagta hai! ":D

And a pic with it

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hopehot

@hopehot

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#13

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 har-alrious jokes ..wil add some soon

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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nidhi

@roking_nidhi223

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#14

Girl 1: "You look like a Barbie!"
Girl 2: "Thanks!! :) , U mean tall and
beautiful? " ryt :)
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Girl 1:"No, plastic and without brain

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#15

^^^lolzz nice joke...

Smart answers -

Principal: are u chewing gum?
Student: no i am human being:p

Wife: we r having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband: make sure she is well cooked:p

...Father: shameful results! do u always get such low marks?
Son: no,only when i give exams:)

Guest: wil these stairs take me to d 2nd floor?
Boy: no u'll have to walk as well:)

Girl: i hav changed my mind..
Boy: thank god! does d new one work? :P

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Full form of GIRL

G – Gussa hamesha naak pe
I – Innocent sirf shakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
L – Ladai mein sabki naani..

FuLL form Of BOyS...
B - Badmashiyon mein sab se aage.
O - Ollu Ki Tarah rAAt mein Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke.
S - ShAreef SiRf MaA BaAp K AaGe..

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Ironica yet true..

18 yrs old boy- will u marry me??

18 yrs old gal-get lost,noo...

5yrs old boy-will u marry me?

18yrs old gal-ohw...je is soo sweet...yes,yes,i will...
:D

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?100% tru stry:
A scientist ws dng an xprmnt.
He rmvd a man's brain n wnt 2 rest
Wen he came back d man ws misng.
He bgan searchin bt was unsuccessful.
Aftr many yrs he met d man at a bus stop.
D scientist askd:
Wt wer u dng al dis tym widout ur brain?
He said: I'm wrkng as a paper setter in exams

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .

To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

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If U pass in exams:

Mom's words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !

Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..
&

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

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Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain ;-)

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#16

Principal:what u want 2becom in future?
Student:After studyin MBBS,
I want to join POLICE force n gt good job in a gud SOFTWARE company n work as LAWYER n construct big BUILDING n conduct RESEARCH n bcum ACTOR..
Pr:Hey,
Wat's ur name?
St: Rajnikant!!!..

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Shortest Poem in the world :p

"Baba Black sheep have u any wool? "
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Sheep: " No get LoST :O :P :D :D :D :D :D

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nidhi

@roking_nidhi223

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#17

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, "It was a flop idea."

Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"

Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#18

🤣🤣🤣 d jokes r too gud guys..kaha se milta hai tumlogo ko yar ?? 🤣

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#19

mera to one and only source FACEBOOK...thxx a ton

I m a huge fb addicted(and thts bad for me lol)

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#20

so Nidhi same pichhh lolzzz

chalo isse baat pe ek joke

?1) 90% of people in Australia don't drink milk.

2) Snake's vision... is up to 5 km...

3) A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.

4) No twins have been born up till now in Greenland.

5) Zebra doesn't have a liver.

6) All the above details are false.

7) Thanks for believing for a while.

8)Today is not April 1st.

9)But a fool is a fool on any day :p

Guys u too post joke yaar

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Girl 1: "You look like a Barbie!"Girl 2: "Thanks!! :) , U mean tall andbeautiful? " ryt :).....Girl 1:"No, plastic and without brain

Girl 1: "You look like a Barbie!"
Girl 2: "Thanks!! :) , U mean tall and
beautiful? " ryt :)
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Girl 1:"No, plastic and without brain