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SMARTEST THING SARDAR EVER DID,

HE CHANGED ALL HIS PASSWORDS TO 'INCORRECT'

SO WHENEVR HE FORGETS, D COMPUTER WILL REMIND HIM

YOUR PASSWORD IS 'INCORRECT';-)

Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?


Nahi pata!!!!??


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Beauty parlor me..!!:->

Life m Kbi hmari dosti mai Koi doubt hoTo Akele m 1coin uchalna
Agr head to we r frnds or tails to
Palat dena yar,
AKele m Kon deKhta h ;)
"We R always frndS"

GARMI SONG-
Suno Gaur Se 'PEPSI'Walo-
Buri Nazar Na
"COKE"Pe Dalo-Chahe Jitna
"DEW"Pilalo-
Sabse Aage Hoga
"NIMBUPANI"
Humne Piya Hai
Tum B Piyo..;-)

🤣🤣🤣 Fantastic Jokes!
Especialy the password wala is awesome!
cant stop laughing now!!!

Q) How to Kill an Ant? (asked in exam for 5 marks.) Student: Mix Chilli Powder wid Sugar & keep it outside d Ant's Hole... .. After eating, Ant will search for sum water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Nw ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into fire. Then u admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove oxygen mask frm its mouth n kill the ant MORAL: Dnt play wid stdnts. We cn kill the ant for 15 marks also.

@bandisdevi
🤣🤣 its nyc!!

Originally posted by: bandisdevi

Q) How to Kill an Ant? (asked in exam for 5 marks.) Student: Mix Chilli Powder wid Sugar & keep it outside d Ant's Hole... .. After eating, Ant will search for sum water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Nw ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into fire. Then u admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove oxygen mask frm its mouth n kill the ant MORAL: Dnt play wid stdnts. We cn kill the ant for 15 marks also.

...Its nice ..😆😆😆