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.dream-catcher.

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Hello Frndz...

Welcome to JOKE CENTER

Yaha par abhi atmosphere bahut garam hai to kyu naa jokes se hum log isse thanda kar de aur maaze luttee!!!!!!
So go forward frndz and post jokes

par par par

ek baat yaad rakhe

yaha par kuch bhi karna lekin kisi ka ego hurt mat karna

Some jokes frm me

kanjoos family:

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girl 1- muje mere lover ke sath bike pe jate mere papa ne dekh liya.

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girl2- acha phir kya hua????

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girl1- fir kya ,

papa ne BUS ke paise wapas maang liye !!!.. :-P :D (m)

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Indian Criket team
supports Anna Hazare

"We will not win a single
match, untill the Jan Lokpal
bill is passed." :D :D

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Funny slogans at CST STATION

"TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR ,
ANNA HAZARE SUPERSTAR!!"

"INKY WINKY PONKY , CONGRESS SARKAR DONKEY''!!!!

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Height of insult.
Gal msg him.
"Jaan i can't live widout u... Will u Marry me?"
rply cums

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"who'z dis???
i lost all my contacts"

:D :D
:P :P

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Read it loudly,
can u read it fast:-
My a my They my they They My my
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Chuta nai hai aage jao...lolzz!!!

Edited by poojawal_Pooja_ - 13 years ago

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Bezzati Moments:

1> You open Fridge but there are only Pyaz & Tamatar

2> When you take 2 hours to scrub your face & your friends says "Tune aj muh ni dhoya" :P

3> When your little Bro opens your Inbox & says 'Ye kiska msg hai?' :/

4> When teacher ask you a question and you start drama by closing eyes & show that you are remembering the answer, although you never opened a book :D

5> When u type a long message and reply comes "K" :( :P

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?1 din 1 ladke ki gf ka birthday tha...

boy was nt in the city... So he ordered 24 red roses for her gf..
& called her up...Dear maine tumhare liye utne roses bheje hai jitne saal ki tum ho gai..

...While delivering florist tought- ye aaj ka mera sabse acha customer hai...chalo isko 10 roses free me dedata hu...

So he gave 34 instead of 24...

Aur aaj tak bechaara ladka nahi samaj paaya k uske BREAK-UP kyu hua...

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E-mail ID's of Indian cricketers:

1.Yuvi: [email protected]
2.Laxman: only@test_match.com
3.Dhoni: [email protected]
4.Kaif: good@for_nothing.com
5.Veeru: consistently@out_of_form.com
6.Dravid: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
7.Pathan: takewickets@only_with_kenya.com
8.Greg Chappel: only_experiment@no_result.com
9.Munaf: only_line&length@no_speed.com
10.Bhaji: no_spinpitch@no_wicket.com
11.Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@god_knows.com

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.dream-catcher.

@.dream-catcher.

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

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There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS.. xD

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

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lways speak the truth
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And run immediately after speaking it ;)

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_/\_ r.w

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Love Letter vs Exam Paper

Love Letter:
A thousand thoughts which are so tough to put into words =]

...Exam Paper:
A thousand words to write which we can't even think of :D :P

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which is the most beautiful feeling in the world ?
when u try 2 luk at ur frnd n u find dat ur frnd is already luking at u.
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location -exam hall :-)

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teacher- BARBAR kon tha
student - pata nahi
teacher-padhai pe dhyan do to pata chale
then,
student -SAMEER kon hai .
teacher- pata nahi
student-apni beti pe dhyan do to pata chale !!

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teacher : can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives ??
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student : smo-King and drin-King

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A BOY on DATE in
BMW car-I hide something from u.
GF:what?
Boy: "I'm already married & hv a
child."
GF: U scared me! I thought the BMW is
not urs

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