Neena v/s Miilee: Continue the story

I will type in part of a imaginary scene between Neena and Miilee... and this will then be like continue the story!

Neena: Rahul mera hai!

Miilee: Ey, chipkali! Apne aap ko kya samajhne lagi hai, shani!

Neena: Mamuli naukrani.

Miilee: Tu to bas logon ke peeche bhagti rehti hai. Chipkali!

Neena: Lekin Rahul mera hai!

CONTINUE, guys...

Nobody is continuing... I'll continue!

Miilee: Aye, chipkali. Apne aap ko jada bada mat samajh, nahi to...

Neena: Mamuli si...

Miilee: Teri zaban hamesha ek hi chees pe kyun atak jaati hai?

Neena: Rahul mera hai!

Miilee: Bilkul Dadima ke purane gramophone ki tarha hai - woh bhi aise hi atak jaata hai record ke beech mein!

Now somebody continue...