Originally posted by: nibbles
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
You've succeeded at failing!!
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Guess it's Murphy's law,
"Things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance".
In the first case, it's the forest fire and in the latter the campfire not starting up!
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
Because everybody's rushing to get home!
What's the speed of dark?
Dark has no speed... it's everywhere, all the time, and is present in all things at all time. Light temporarily makes things "undark", becuase when the light is gone, darkness remains because it never left. Thus, it is everywhere.
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?
Guess you mean Psychics, their powers are more important to them than money;the smart ones know the truth,the universal law of karma, that in order to get something, you have to give something back
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
It's her low self-esteem, she needs people to buy her friends to boost her morale
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
You would be three quarters dead after the second time, mathematically speaking
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?
Depends, if it's sucks up all the dirt, its a good thing; but if it's broken, that sucks
How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?
When it turns a darker shade of blue and stops speaking; noisy things.
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
Because the alternative just sucks
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
By comparing it with other dictionaries. If they all have the same mis-spelling, you'd have to accept it wasn't an error.
Why is the alphabet in that order?
They voted amongst themselves and got their order based on popularity
How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?
Skating on thin ice is sure to break the ice and make you cold to the bone, for which you need to soak in hot water to recover
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
Because if it's a bus-stand, seats are limited and majority end up standing, if its a stadium, people cheer and majority again stand up
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
It depends. Although you may think you are expecting the unexpected, there will still be things happening that you did not consider, so even when you expect the unexpected, something unexpected still can happen while you are busy expecting the unexpected, Kapish?
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
People
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
Because a wise guy makes 'wise cracks' while a wise man speaks plain wisdom.
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?
Because he is camera-shy
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
Yes when they wake up and smell coffee
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
Because you are in denial
How can batteries die?
When they are dish-charged
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
Zero degrees celsius is 32 degrees farenheit. tomorrow it will be 16degrees farenheit. that's about -8.89degrees celsius.
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?
Because the word 'building' can be either a noun or a verb
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
"Breve" is Latin origin meaning "short". The rest of the word - simply little bits added on:
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
Because he can't actually touch the stars & it takes too long to count'em.
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
Probably a death-run
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Sadly Both and probably dead too
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
The needles already come sterilized so they are actually not doing anything extra
Now, link one member of MDTA forum with each of these characters:
Simran
NausheenFan/saneela for her quest to bring Sim back in the show 👍🏼
Madhvi
Gaurav"s Love for keeping things under control 👏
Sargam
nibbles, cause you are lively and I know you'll take it in the right spirit! 😉
Naresh
Well, we'll have to wait for this member, yet to come along
Ria/Pia
CXYZ & ND26 since both are from Singapore 😉
What is LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
I guess it's that connection you feel when you meet your soul-mate...
Is there even such a thing called Love At First Sight
It sounds all sweet and romantic, but it's unrealistic.
How much do you swear
Every once in a while, when a certain Su tries to kill our eye-candy duo
Do you get irritated quickly
Hasn't happened yet
Fill in the blanks here:
A library is a place where you....listen to the silence speak
University is where you.......left my inhibitions behind
Home is where..........my heart and soul is
A computer/laptop is...a necessary accessory
What day is it today?
Does anybody really know, since we are still trying to figure out how old the universe is
What year are we in
Year of the Rat
Whats the time mr wolf??
Supper Time, my dear
Are your fingers hurting yet?
Just my brain
Do you want more questions?
Do I have a choice? 😊
Do you like cheeky people?
Depends on how well I know them
Why does it matter what society thinks?
It shouldn't if you are confident of your self
How old do you feel?
Half my age
How old do you act
Lot of growing up to do
Where would we be if there wasn't any internet?
Inside our walls of ignorance
Are these questions irritating now?
Actually invigorating
Whats your star sign?
my star sign is the same as my moon sign, but the former is also a cusp and the latter not as fiery as my ascendant
Do you believe in horoscopes?
Yep, I think there is some yet to be discovered science behind it
Are women better than men
In more ways than they will ever know
How do you make rice?
With water just like everybody else
Whats your favourite name?
Anonymous
Whats your favourite song at the moment?
Tu Jahan from Salaam Namaste
How many more questions do u want?
need I tell
Do you like snow?
only when its occasional, like where I live
Do u like jigsaw puzzles?
Love em, working on one with 1000 pieces
Who was ur last PM from
Nibbles, ofcourse, giving me the shocker
Why is the Earth round?
Cause if it were square we would fall off the edges
Whats your mood at the moment?
Getting sleepier by the moment
Whats ur favourite brand name
Anything with natural elements
Where are you gona go or what r u gona do after you completed these questions?
Yawn, hit the sack, its been a long day
Describe the world in 10 years time.
Still in one piece 😉, more peace and harmony, lots of technical marvels
What do you think of arranged marriages?
Works for many, has its ups and downs just like in love marriages, take our own Ru&Sim
Are you good at DIY
Depends on what I am gonna be doing
Sweets or chocolate?
Umm, chocolates are also sweet, but neither
Do you ever cry when watching movies?
Did so with TZP, movie just dripped with emotion
Are you still alive?
Sure think so, just zombied out a bit
Do you ever stop and wonder?
Wondering right now how I got into this 😊
Do you get angry quickly?
You are treading dangerous ground honey.... just kidding 😊
Shall I come back later with more questions?
Umm, Can I get back to you on that one? 😉
What are your nicknames?
Name's so short, didn't ever get one
Whats the time Mrs? Nosey-Parker
Do you like meeting new people? At times
Do you like ironing? Nope
What came first chicken or the egg?
From two non-chickens came the first chicken and then the egg followed
How long are you on the internet everyday?
Too long for my own good
Is life about having fun?
A little bit of everything will be fun
Do u like sleeping?
Just enough to keep me awake thru the day
What day will it be in five days time?
Time to go ice-skating
Am I testing ur patience?
Grrrrr...
How are you feeling now?
Grrrrr...
Want more questions?
Just kidding, go for it
You tired yet?
Kinda
Would you like to do this
Its almost time for that anyway 😛
Whats the weather like.
Chilly outside, cozy inside
Whats the time?
Sheep are jumping pretty quickly over the wall
MSN or Yahoo? BBC & Google
Singing or dancing Both
What question is this 😆 Enlighten me
Long hair or short hair. Depends on the face
What are you doing now?
Scrolling to see how many more questions are left...yahoo I'm done!!
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