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Wow, this is fun 😊
Hey, Chandramukhi Soorajmukhi 😆 , talking of threats and promises, here's a promise from me...I'll be back ...with my set of questions 😛
Wow, this is fun 😊
Hey, Chandramukhi Soorajmukhi 😆 , talking of threats and promises, here's a promise from me...I'll be back ...with my set of questions 😛
Ok, I'm back with my list of questions. Here goes...
Some simple questions to start with...
1. What makes u :-
Laugh?
Cry?
Happy?
Angry?
Drool?
Go Weak in the Knees?
2. Who:-
Makes u go weak in the knees?
Do u like most on the IF-MDTA forum?
3. Whenz your next videomix coming?
Ok, ND26 ... here are my answers!
1. What makes u :-
Laugh?
Any good comedy … sometimes I also laugh aloud when I look at myself in the mirror on a bad hair day 😆
Cry?
Tall girls … my height or lack of it always give me a complex!
Happy?
Short girls … I like to stand next to them! 😃
Angry?
Same as for Cry!
Drool?
Tall n handsome men … or it could also be chocolates! (depends on my mood) 😉
Go Weak in the Knees?
Going weak in the knees could be either due to excessive drooling at guys or extreme fear – for the 1st, it would be Gaurav right now 😳 and for the 2nd its cockroaches! 🤔
2. Who:-
Makes u go weak in the knees?
It is Gaurav Khanna currently 😳
Do u like most on the IF-MDTA forum?
CXYZ 😆
3. Whenz your next videomix coming?
Soon, soon ... when Ru-Sim reunite 😳
I'm back!😈
Oye Rachu; whose side are you on!😡😆......No bechari when we're grilling her!😆
And cause you liked the last set of questions - here's some more!😃
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Also, pick three members on I-F [has to be members you know and not groups of people] and sum them up in one word.....
Finally, sum up 'CXYZ' in one word!😃
Bas - wasn't that bad now was it?😆
Ok Nibbles, here are the answers to your Qs!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
A: Glue sticks only when it is semi-dry and inside the bottle, it is always in liquid form and never becomes semi-dry.
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
A: Mysteries can be either be solved or unsolved, this show does not solve mysteries, only shows unsolved mysteries.
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
A: She's making a living by selling seashells and at the same time making other peoples' lives easy so they don't need to search and pick!
A: I'd have to ask the camel!
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
A: No, it would be sweetened milk!
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
A: When someone yells "duck" at you, they are telling u that there is some danger and asking you to duck ie. Bend or move away from that danger. Thus they are helping you.
Chicken is a slang for coward, so if they yell "chicken" they are actually calling you names and insulting you.
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
A: If people stayed in heaven, it wouldn't be called Heaven anymore, it'd be Earth or Hell!
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
A: If people stayed in heaven, it wouldn't be called Heaven anymore, it'd be Earth or Hell!
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
A: Most fortune tellers can't "see" the future correctly anyway so all fortune-tellers irrespective of their eyesight are "blind".
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
A: Just to be doubly sure!
Can you cry underwater?
A: Yes, if u wear protective eye-gear, else your eyes would be closed underwater and u can't cry with your eyes closed!
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
A: Nope, it'd still be an African elephant unless it's granted US citizenship!
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
A: Its artificial, non-permanent color.
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
A: The patient, the doc's already dead, the patient may need help to die!
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
A: It's for the rocking motion of our arms when we put the baby to sleep
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
A: It's a symbolic way of saying "I surrendered", head over heels means your head over your partner's heels!!
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
A: She being a witch, uses her magical powers to clean herself, hence doesn't need to bathe!
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
A: Hmm, yes only it would be very tightly knit nets as its now used to prevent sweat from dripping, not to prevent hair from falling!
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
A: Just to reassure the people who take them that they indeed work!
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
A: No, It would be something worse!
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
A: Show something funny and amusing and most people are indulgent enough to let u order them about .. even if it means having to stay obediently in a line!
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
A: A refrigerator is where all food esp. leftovers is stored and since one's never sure what state the food is in now, its possible to always find it in a 'new' state .. ie. Different from how it was initially stored!
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
A: Bubbles are caused by foam or froth and these are always white
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
A: Neither, it's timeless!
A: That's called situational convenience!
Also, pick three members on I-F [has to be members you know and not groups of people] and sum them up in one word.....
A: Saara COMB, Nibbles & Gaurav"s Love - GREAT
Finally, sum up 'CXYZ' in one word!😃
A: PERFECT!
Ok Rachu, here are your answers 😊
why is the sky blue during the day and black during the night? Is it because the light reflects off the sea during the day and off the roads during the night?
A: Nope, its due to sunlight
what goes up and down but never moves?
A: Staircase
How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?
A: By rearranging the alphabets, NEW DOOR becomes ONE WORD!
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
A: River
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: A sponge
What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a few minutes?
A: Breath
How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?
A: 'Coz she's my Mum!
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
A: 'Coz he's alive!
The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
A: Through the pea-hen!
Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
A: They don't attack friends! Besides, Eskimos are in the North Pole and penguins are in the South pole.
How far can you walk into the woods?
A: As far as I can go, which wouldn't be much … I'm not much of a trekker!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: I'd say God first sent a chicken ready to lay eggs. If He sent the egg first, who would have sat on them and got them ready to hatch?!
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