Ofo, auntie mat kaho naa (remember the TV serial 'Hum Paanch'?)
I almost fell off my chair when I saw the list of Qs... phew ... it seemed like I was appearing for a MENSA test 😉. Anyway, here goes my answers .... comments welcome!
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First, pick three characters from the show and then link them with someone on I-F plus say why for each....
A: This is guaranteed to make many of the members add me to their belan-list. So friends, all this is in jest so pls pls don't take offence …
Dadi – Many of the members on this forum, kabhi dikhti hain, kabhi nahi!!
Karan – Pariii's love and junoon for Abhishek is similar to Karan's feelings for Pia
Niranjan – The 'Goonga Bail'. Many of our silent members are like Niranjan .. they are 'goongi gaais' .. never participate .. 😭
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
A: A great job! I have a poster which says "Who says Nothing is impossible? I've been doing Nothing for years!"
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
A: Many-a-times, it's the careless acts that produce the "best" results and this is a good example of that.
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
A: It proves the theory 'haste makes waste", everyone is rushing at that hour, resulting in no one moving fast and bringing the traffic to a crawl
What's the speed of dark?
A: If I remember correctly, it's the name of a science fiction novel. It could also mean the rate at which darkness surrounds the room when lights are off!
If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
A: Is it physics or psychics? If its psychics, the answer is – They claim they can predict things, they never claimed they would predict correctly. So they need to keep working to check if their prediction ever comes true!
And if it was physics – Well, for any invention in physics, u need people (scientists) to do lots of experiments and hence they have to keep working!
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
A: Hmm, popular may not mean being surrounded by people u love and what she needs is someone who cares about her and loves here, so she needs friends
What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
A: You still remain scared half-to-death, in this case 2 half's don't make a whole (thank god for that!) 😉
How can a house burn up when it burns down?
A: It could mean that the house burns up into flames and turned to ashes although technically, it was burning "down"
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
A: Nope, not all suckers are bad!! 😆
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
A: When he turns a darker shade of blue! 😉
Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
A: 'Coz life's a gamble and everyone wants to keep trying their luck and win, despite the high cost!
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
A: Anything that I instinctively feel doesn't sound or look right, ought to be wrong! 😎
In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
A: 'Coz without crisis, one can never look for opportunities, these 2 go hand-in-hand. And that's why the proverb 'Amidst difficulty lies opportunity'. The Chinese should know better, they are the best example for this! 😊
Why does X stand for a kiss?
A: It's the shape of the lips of both persons. The lips of the people on either side are represented as > and <, put them together and you get the symbol for kiss, a X.
Why does O stand for a hug?
A: It's the shape of the arms of both persons. The arms are represented as ( and ), put them together and u get a O
OR, It could be people's reaction when they see 2 people in a tight hug … its then a "O"
Why is the alphabet in that order?
A: There is really no order, they were just placed like that by a lazy soul 😆
How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
A: After freezing at the skating ring on thin ice, the first thing you'd do when u got back home was to get into hot water to thaw yourself!
Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
A: They are the ones that stand so that u can sit!
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
A: Yes, it sure does!
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
A: "Eat" (eat me!) 😃
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
A: A wise man is a genuinely intelligent person while a wise guy just makes 'wise cracks' and just appears to be wise
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
A: #1 is for the 'Class' (classy, rich n famous) while #2 is for the 'Mass' (aam junta) and the Mass no matter how large, can never overtake Class in any respect!
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
A: Yes, that's when they go for their shot of caffeine thru' tea!
Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
A: It's the usual state of denial that most people normally are in 😉
How can batteries die?
A: When they lose all power, they are as good as dead
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
A: Sub-zero freezing cold!
Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
A: Don't think the builders are ever convinced that they've actually finished building it so its always WIP (work in progress) for them! 😉
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
A: That's life – all seemingly easy things in life are always the hardest to follow! 😕
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?
A: Human tendency, anything a man can touch and feel, he will do it no matter how much u ask him not to. But something he can't touch or feel, he will lump whatever nonsense u tell him!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
A: Nope, I'd call it a Crawl! 🤪
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
A: Both 😆
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
A: By force of habit, not by design!
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