ENTERTAINMENT
Laughing Time
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in acar accident...
When a Guy does Something Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
One million copies of a new book sold
In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.
'An idea,that can change your WIFE'
While real word was(LIFE).
Dance time
Aa aa aah.. hor hor wadhiya
Aa aa aah.. hor hor wadhiya
Aa aa aah.. hor hor wadhiya
Aa aa aah.. hor hor wadhiya
Punjab da puttar, hai pind Jalandhar
Yaar wai wai ankhiyon se kill karda
King type da, hai tang life da
Yaar wai wai khetan vich chill karda
Do it my my way, nahi te Highway
Inko farak yaaron ki penda
Iski uski kaun kiski yaaran da imaan whisky
Uspe chicken ho to hor wadhiya
Pretty Pretty face jitthe jatta always utthe
Maamla done ho to hor wadhiya
Aa aa aah.. hor hor wadhiya
Aa aa aah.. hor hor wadhiya
Punjabi idli, na pate easily
Yaar wai wai ungli pe nachaundi ai
Point-blank te encounter kardi
Yaar wai wai jab lakk matkandi ai
Left te dinky, right te pinky
Kudiyan di fashion parade lag gayi
Iski uski kaun kiski yaaran da imaan whisky
Uspe chicken ho to hor wadhiya
Pretty Pretty face jitthe jatta always utthe
Maamla done ho to hor wadhiya
Aa aa aah.. hor hor wadhiya
Aa aa aah.. hor hor wadhiya
Haan tu te Punjabi teri yun na baja mundeya
Vaadon mein wazan kitna tere,
pehle bata mundiya haa..
Vaadon mein wazan kitna tere,
pehle bata mundiya
Ho ho ho...
Jatta da commitment legal document
Stamp mar ke paper vich will karda oye
King type da, hai dang life da
Yaar wai wai khetan vich chill karda
Do it my my way, nahi te Highway
Inko farak yaaron ki penda
Iski uski kaun kiski yaaran da imaan whisky
Uspe chicken ho to hor wadhiya
Pretty Pretty face jitthe jatta always utthe
Maamla done ho to hor wadhiya (x2)
Haan uspe chicken ho to hor wadhiya
ho hor wadhiya..
Maamla done ho to hor wadhiya
aa aa aah.. aa aa aah.
Jaise Ghadi Ke Ghira Se
Waqt Kahin Pe Ghira Ho
Jaise Roshni Subah Se
Ho Jaye Judah..
Jaise Gaane Aur Nazam Se
Sur Koi Churaale
Waise Aadha Adhoora Mein Tere Bina...
Jab Mila Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu...
Na Thi Kami Na Justhju Ru Tu Ru Tu..
Aur Aadhe Aadhe Pal Hue Phir Poore Yun
Jab Mila Tu Ru Tu Rutu Ru Tu Ru Tu..
Khaali Jo Raat Ho
Main Khwabon Chand Taaron Se Woh Poori Bhar Doon
Teri Jo Baat Ho
Main Bin Kahe Hi Adhi Pauni Poori Kar Doon
Jo Aashe Se Hum Hain
Woh Poore Ho Tumse
Adhoore Se Kisse Barbar Ke Hisse
Tu Dil Mein To Mein Dua
Jab Mila Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu..
Na Kami Na Justhju Ru Tu Ru Tu..
Aur Aadhe Aadhe Pal Hue Phir Poore Yun
Jab Mila Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu Ru Turu Tu..
Kal Tu Jo Khoyi Ho
To Gumshuda Yeh Zindagi Basar Kar Doon
Manzil Jo Soyi Ho
To Kwaab Saare Tere Hi Nazar Kar Doon
To Aadhe Se Dil Ko
Jo Laayegi Bhi To
Main Sau Khwaishon Se Hi Bar Doon Dabo Kare Na Yeh Tu Tu
Abhi Ke Abhi Tu
Jab Mila Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu...
Na Thi Kami Na Justhju Ru Tu Ru Tu..
Aadhe Aahde Pal Hue Phir Poore Yun
Jab Mila Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu..
Jaise Ghadi Ke Ghira Se
Waqt Kahin Pe Ghira Ho
Jaise Roshni Subah Se
Ho Jaye Judah..
Jaise Gaane Aur Nazam Se
Sur Koi Churaale
Waise Aadha Adhoora Mein Tere Bina...
Jab Mila Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu Ru Tu...
Na Thi Kami Na Justhju Ru Tu Ru Tu..
Aur Aadhe Aadhe Pal Hue Phir Poore Yun
Jab Mila Tu Ru Tu Rutu Ru Tu Ru Tu..
Mere naal tu whistle baja
Mere naal tu whistle baja
Hey baby ni toh ban meri lady
Kyun tu kare mujhe crazy soniye
Love kara tenu daily
Le jaava tera hath fad ke (x2)
Ki sochega saara zamaana
Haath tere main ni aana
Dar lagta hai mujhe kar ke bahaana
Tune meinu chhad jaana
O gal na kar tu chhad ne di
Plan hai ghodi chadhne di
Paas mein aa zara hoth mila aur
Mere naal tu Whistle Baja... (x3)
Haay, tu kyun pareshaan hai baby
Hum aap ki jaan hain baby
Aaj hai mauka pakad le kas ke
Ni to tera nuskaan hai baby..
Arey meri class mein aaja
Seekh le pyaar ki A B C D
Sau mein se sau le le
Bas hoth mila ke bajaa de seeti
Now whistle, now whistle,
Everybody in the party now whistle..
Now whistle, now whistle,
Mere naal tu whistle baja
Ho nach le mere naal tu nach le
Dil mera tu hi rakh le soniye
Rehna mundeyan to bachke
Jede tere piche padge ne
Na na maine hath ni aana
Maine bas tera ban jaana
Nai milna mujhe Google karke
Tere varga deewana
Aarzoo kuch karne ki
Thodi aage badhne ki
Paas mein aa zara honth mila aur
Mere naal tu whistle baja.. (x4)
Sabse juda hai
Woh dekho meri jaan
Pyaar ke liye hi duniya bani hai
Pyaar ka mila inaam
Raghupati Raghav...
Raghupati Raghav RajaRam
Raghupati Raghav RajaRam
Non-stop party
Aaj ki party
Celebrations tere naam (x2)
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
(Raghupati Raghav, Raghav...)
Kya raat hai, kya baat hai
Meri zindagi mere saath hai
Na chain hai na hosh
Har aarzoo madhosh hai
Maangi dua jo kabhi tere mere lab ne
Jaane tmanna poori ki usey Rab ne
Kaise karoon main shukriya
Raghupati Raghav
Raghupati Raghav
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Non-stop party
Aaj ki party
Celebrations tere naam
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
What a groove!
I wanna move
Check it out!
Na na na na...
Rangon se bhi rangeen hai
Yeh pal bada namkeen hai
Phir ye samaa na aayega
Phir ye nasha na chhayega
Raina bhi khwabon ke charagon se saji hai
Mere khayalon mein bhi dhoom machi hai
Behke huey hai armaan
Hola Amigo!
Hola Amigo!
Hola Amigo, sabko salaam..
Hola Amigo, sabko salaam..
(Hola Amigo means "hello friend" in Spanish)
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram (x2)
Non-stop party
Aaj ki party
Celebrations tere naam
Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram
Raghupati Raghav!
Raghupati Raghav!
Raghupati Raghav..
Raghupati Raghav...
Edited by ..vanshika.. - 10 years ago
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