Raghav Rao's funny/awesome dialogues thread - Page 9

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Mein kya mahan aatma hai kya jo sabke baare mein soche, mein tumko jaanta hai toh tumhe jitaya

Tumko tumahare ghar mein mann nahin lagta hain kya? Jab chaho tab mere ghar aajate ho

tumko tumhare ghar mein maan nahi lagta kya, jo kabhi bhi mere ghar aata hai, aur jahan tak mere ko pata hai, mere ghar mein koi pravachan kachannel nahin hai, jo aate hi baad baad, shuroo kar diya

haan kiya, ur welcome, aab jao, niklo, yahan se

maine tumko isliye jeetaya, kyunki tum deserving tha, mere ghar mein tum shootout mein nahin fasta naa, toh tum jeeta tha, tumhara confidence baadane ke liye maine aisa kiya

" main kya koi maahan aatma hai kya, jo sab ke baare meinsochte rahega main(pallu also one thing, earlier she asked help from him, that time no issue..now when he himself helped her she is)

main tumko jaanta hai, isliye maine tumhare baare mein socha

aur tum khush hone ke badle, mere ko suna raha hai

Farhad, ek mental hospital mein, iske liye bed book kar, treatment ka bahot zaroorat hai isko

pakka isne kuch textbook mein pada hoga, kyunki real life mein, aisa nahin hota

wooah, Fantastic Farhad, main duniya ka sabse pehla idiot hai, jo madad karne ke baad bhi, main hi khud sun raha hai, kyunki maine ziddi aur bewakoof , aurat ka mada kiya, jo uska layak hi nahin hai

you know what, tumhare dimaag mein yeh jo kachra hai naa, uski wajah se tum zindagi mein har time peeche rahega

From "Ye Amma ke choice ko kya hogaya hai"

*2 mins later*

"Ye Saree Ka Dukaan Aaj Thoda Accha Dikh Raha Hai" 😆

Originally posted by: samarp2

tumko tumhare ghar mein maan nahi lagta kya, jo kabhi bhi mere ghar aata hai, aur jahan tak mere ko pata hai, mere ghar mein koi pravachan kachannel nahin hai, jo aate hi baad baad, shuroo kar diya

haan kiya, ur welcome, aab jao, niklo, yahan se

maine tumko isliye jeetaya, kyunki tum deserving tha, mere ghar mein tum shootout mein nahin fasta naa, toh tum jeeta tha, tumhara confidence baadane ke liye maine aisa kiya

" main kya koi maahan aatma hai kya, jo sab ke baare meinsochte rahega main(pallu also one thing, earlier she asked help from him, that time no issue..now when he himself helped her she is)

main tumko jaanta hai, isliye maine tumhare baare mein socha

aur tum khush hone ke badle, mere ko suna raha hai

Farhad, ek mental hospital mein, iske liye bed book kar, treatment ka bahot zaroorat hai isko

pakka isne kuch textbook mein pada hoga, kyunki real life mein, aisa nahin hota

wooah, Fantastic Farhad, main duniya ka sabse pehla idiot hai, jo madad karne ke baad bhi, main hi khud sun raha hai, kyunki maine ziddi aur bewakoof , aurat ka mada kiya, jo uska layak hi nahin hai

you know what, tumhare dimaag mein yeh jo kachra hai naa, uski wajah se tum zindagi mein har time peeche rahega

Selfish, arrogant, ill-mannered, heartless. Yeh saara words mereko kahan tak bhi pahunchne waala nahin hai. Yeh sab mein hawa mein filter kar deta hai.

Originally posted by: inlieu

Poora crack hai ladki. Irritation ka doosra naam hai, yeh sari ka dukan. Competition jeetna hai aur kumbhakaran kai jaisa sona bhi hai.

To the sari: Maine bohot try kiya, bohot koshish kiya. Lekin tumhara woh owner, sari ka dukaan kumbhakaran ka behen hai na? Bohot sota hai woh. Sorry, tum bhi so jao. Good night. 🤣

How can he call Pallavi poora crack when he himself is talking to a saree🤔🤣

I had to rewind to see if I wasn’t seeing things when he was talking to the saree!!

Originally posted by: PinkOrchid

How can he call Pallavi poora crack when he himself is talking to a saree🤔🤣

I had to rewind to see if I wasn’t seeing things when he was talking to the saree!!

Usko pallu ke saath rehte rehte usi ki beemari lag gyi😂😂😂🤣🤣

Nenu pichonda? ...ye aur acha...itna acha dress pehen ke iss acha dress ka insult kar diya

Vaise bhi logon aur chizon ka insult karne me ye PhD level hai

Tum mera zindagi ka bura hissa hai....pura life nahi.

🤣

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