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If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go?
When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?
What is the speed of darkness?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Can you cry under water?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
What does OK actually mean?
Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
What should one call a male ladybird?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can you blow a balloon up under water?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why are manhole covers round?
What is your favorite drink?
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
What is the last book you read?
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be?
What was the last movie you went to see?
What is your favorite movie (song)?
If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?
If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?
If you were a car, what kind would you be?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Originally posted by: Bipin2012
arre i toh din even checked it
aur ab dejha toh its swati 😲 🤣
toh how cannot i grill you 😉 🤣
At Your Service 🤣
Enjoy The Hotseat 🤣 🤣
If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? The Central Banks Printed more money than is backed by actual assets, thats the money multiplier process. A lot of the debt is not in real money per say, its just an obligation(I am an Economics student Bhai!😛)
When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? The Trained Dogs😛
What is the speed of darkness? Same as the speed of light
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? Because logon ko black box me rehna nai pasand(okay! this was lame, but still chala lo!😆)
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? The Copyright corporation😆
Can you cry under water? Yes yes! jab body me paani ki deficiency ho, toh paani me jaake rolo!😆
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? The poor dog digs before he sits, EVERYTIME! He checks where he sits, so basically, even when a dog just sits around, he does a lot of work😛
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? Taaki aap aur ham jaise kaam chor, kuchh toh mehnat karen🤣
Do fish ever get thirsty? Nai! Bechaarion ko thirst ka concept nai pata hota na! they just know that water is their air!
Can you get cornered in a round room? YUP! Jab dost party maang rahe hon, aur aapko nikalna ho, toh round room me bhi aapko corner kiya ja sakta hai!What does OK actually mean? Acceptance!
Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? Because they are sleeping bhai!😛 unki patli si body, will not fall off a branch!
What came first, the fruit or the color orange? The colours green and red 🤣
What should one call a male ladybird? Sixerbird 🤣 (No offence to anyone meant)
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? Depends! If its a show, YEAH! If its not, jaake doctor ko poochho! meko kya pata 🤣
Can you blow a balloon up under water? Yeah! Use a balloon inflator 🤣
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Coz so much time is spend in "buliding" it that they never come out of the present continuous stage!
If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? Yeah! (How will you prove me wrong if I am😛)
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? I do not have headlights! 🤣
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? Coz that one dibba can't work without its set(the cable/remote/wire! 🤣 )
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Yeah! You can buy land bhai, and go to pataal!😛
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? Coz if they didn't how would the traffic police earn challan money! More importantly, how would the corrupt ones demand bribe 🤣
How can there be self-help "groups"? Coz S-E-L-F means Saare egoistical Logical Fools 🤣
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Its says Click "MEEE"
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? coz It wants to be unique!
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? To help us help them!
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Why will i wonder such things?🤔
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Yeah! When I am in the world of History, where everything has happened, nothing is hypothetical!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? You have failed to succeed in failing!
Why are manhole covers round? Because the hole is round
What is your favorite drink? Your blood?? Its Cold Coffee!
What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Nothing! My refrigerator broke down! 🤣
What is the last book you read? May Lives, many Masters
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be? Bill Gates
What was the last movie you went to see? Kahani😃
What is your favorite movie (song)? Fav movie-Baby's Day Out. Song-Keep changing...currently Raabta and Te Amo
If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? The post of the head😆
If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be? Hermoine For her incredible intelligence, The Friend from Kite-Runner, the child from The corner of his eye, the Seagull from Jonathan Livingston Seagull...I could go on and on...
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be? Just those that HP had😳
If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time? Oh, I would just have loadsss of fun! Read millions of books, and study in my dream College
If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money? Buy Books, and go abroad to study
If you were a car, what kind would you be? Merc-S class
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Coz Donal Duck hates Dogs 🤣 (They are serving them By the way this month!)
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Right!
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? Nope! Centre of gravity of earth isn't at the centre!
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? Nope! They just recover much more through their popularity!
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? I didn't understand this one😕
Do they bury people with their braces on? Clueless I am!How far east can you go before you're heading west? Till I reach you and knock you down!
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? Fancy ketchup burns a deeper hole in one's pocket 🤣
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Yeah, just as long as you are foolish enough to believe in them!
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? I don't know what you re asking bhai!
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Yep! For crazies like you😛
Can you daydream at night? Yes! I have!😆
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? My phone doesn't! 🤣 (Its a touch phone 🤣 🤣 🤣 )
Can crop circles be square? No
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? Coz they don't want to!
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? Yes!
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? coz its vanilla turned sour!
Can animals commit suicide? yes! they CAN
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? I walk away, for i will not know if the plant is endangered!😛
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? they can call the other docs Duh!
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? On the OLD
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married? You may now kiss the Partner
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? 😡
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? YOU after reading these! 🤣If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Wishful thining
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? Coz the idea is funny!
Do you yawn in your sleep? I never woke up to ckeck 🤣
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings. Adulteration
Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Wake up first
Why can't donuts be square? They can be!
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? Coz sometimes the towel is also dirty and is used after being washed
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object? It blows the immovable object's mind
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?Yes! speed of air!
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