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tumhe ya pragyako? 😆
Midnight hunger?? 😆
Tia ko Cheerios chahiye. Hungry and craving for Cheerios. Contemplating if I should eat, because hungry stomach won't sleep.
DRABBLE: Paperwork
A: Fuggy. Fuggy, I'm marrying Tanu.
P: W--what? Say that again? No! No don't ever say it!
A: Haaye calm down why are you so upset
P: Because - because -b-b-because you're divorcing me!
A: WHAT? Now when did I say that Fuggy, I never said that, don't put words in my mouth. I only said I'm marrying Tanu.
P: Well you need to divorce me do that d-don't you!
A: Who says?
P: What do you mean who says! That's how it works! If you want a nayi biwi you have to get rid of your old biwi!
A: What??? I don't want a nayi biwi, you're my biwi.
P: But you're marrying Tanu!
A: That doesn't make her my biwi.
P: What does it make her?
A: Married to me.
P: You - you - this is all a joke right? You just wanted to make Fuggy explode, that's why you're saying all this nonsense?
A: Kya Fuggy I thought you'd be happy for me. Marriage is a happy occasion!
P: ...You know what, I don't think it is, if you're involved.
A: What's that supposed to mean?
P: You're really bad at marriage.
A: No I'm not!
P: Yes you are! I get to be the judge of that, because I'm the only one married to you.
A: Well you can compare notes with Tanu after -
P: Hellooo? You do realize you can't be married to both of us at once?
A: Haaye! Sure I can, I am superman!
P: No you're not, you don't even have the red chaddi.
A: No but I have super strength and super stamina, I can handle two marriages.
P: ...Abhi...what do you think getting married means?
A: It means playing dress up and doing those pheres. And then Tanu gets to live with me.
P: You understand it's a legal contract too right?
A: Legal contract what legal contract
P: That's why you have to sign the papers
A: Papers what papers
P: Remember you had to sign papers after our wedding ceremony, to register the marriage. It's why we had to sign and file papers for the divorce too.
A: OMG! Is that what all that was? I so wasn't listening, I thought people just wanted my autographs.
P: Ufff!!!
A: Hmm so I guess I'm not marrying Tanu after all. Not if there's something about legal papers, I can't deal with the headache.
P: Are you...are you serious?
A: All these months and you don't even know your own husband's name and nature? Maybe you're bad at marriage! Of course I'm not serious, I'm Abhi!
P: *stares at him in disbelief* *slowly starts to smile* *hugs him for being himself and because at least until he gets over his boredom with legal papers, she's still his wife, so take that chudail!*
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Why does Abhi need to take Pragya to a restaurant to tell her about Tannu's parents?
And why does Pragya needs to bring ballons to propose to him.
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