Geo News Daily Bulletin (29-1) {Fun Post}

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Posted: 11 years ago
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First Of All HeadLines:

* Whose uniform to be trade marked?
*Now what was said by Ram Gopal Varma?
*Sunil Shetty Promoting Sports?
*Next Prime Minister of India?
*What has petrol to do with Cinema tickets?
*Cablemen's New way to ask for fee?
*Jab Tak Hai Jaan Broke Record?
*Heavy Rain showers with Thunder forecasted?


Now News With Detail:

* Whose uniform to be trade marked?

It was said that many peple are looting the country wearing Minister's uniform so now it is governments Decision to trade mark the uniform of Mnisters!🤣 (As if it will make any difference!)


*Next Prime Minister of India?

Anaa Hazare Said '' I wil be also one competetor to Rahul Gandhi in Pirme minister elections!and i will be only next prime minister of India'' on whihc public said''Sorryyy!'' He repeated himself thrice then public understood on which Rahul Gandhi said' I respect HazareJi but I can't allow Whole India on Hunger strike!''🤣


*What has petrol to do with Cinema tickets?

At Cinema halls The ticket worth 200 rupees is being sold at 400 rupees when asked the seller said''There is a long car chase sequence in movie and petrol prices are really high so ticket is also expemsive!''🤣

*Cablemen's New way to ask for fee?

Cablemen are fed up as no one pays cable fee so they have found a new and what is that? Cable men goe sto each hous and says''Pay the fee or we will play Agent Vinod daily on cable!'' With this fear everyone paid fee on time!(Jai Ho Saif Ali Khan ki!)🤣

Now Geo Entertainment:

*Now what was said by Ram Gopal Varma?

'Ram Gopa Verma Recently said''My film "Department" was very nice but public failed to understand!'' On which Karan Johar said''Mr.Verma what's need to make nice films when you make bad films so nicely!" on which RG Verma replied"Whatever!'🤣

*Jab Tak Hai Jaan Broke Record?

Shahrukh khan told his manager to sms on Salman's number the following text"Jab Tak Hai Jaan Broke record of BodyGuard!" When manager said it wasn't true Shahrukh replied''I know But this will give a mini heart attack to Salman and I am happy in that!''🤣

Now Geo Sports:

*Sunil Shetty Promoting Sports?

According to a reliable Source Mr.Sunil Shetty will be now promoting Hockey on which Mr.Man Mohan singh said''Mr.Shetty I will request producer and Directers to cast you in any of their Horror films but please don't spoil future of Hockey!''🤣

Now Geo Weather:

Thunderstorm is forecasted ons sets of Jeannie Aur Juju as Chatur has seald the bottle of Jeannie!🤣

Heavy rain with Thunder is forecasted on Celebrity rankings on J&J Forum this week.🤣

Ther is hope of Weather to be Pleasant in next 24 hours on Trp Charts.🤣



This is it for today will meet you with new news omorrow same time same place.Take care and Keep watching Geo News.This is Alina Sighning Off.😳
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delsi thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Great news Alina thanks🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: delsi

Great news Alina thanks🤣🤣🤣


thank you.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hahaha awesome news bulletin alina
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omg chatur sealed in jeannie's bottle 🤣
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