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"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
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A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?
He replies : "I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism."
Cop says : "At night? And who will give a lecture?"
My wife and mother-in-law!replies the drunk man.
Irritated tenant to the land lord, "Look, the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bed room."
Landlord replied, "Just as our contract says, Running water in every room!"
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