Joke Junction #12 - Page 3

Joe: Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Max: Neither - I use a pen.

Judge: Why did you park there? Driver: Well, there was a sign that read FINE FOR PARKING.

A man was driving down the wrong way of a one-way street. Cop: This is a one-way street. Driver: I know. I was only going one way.

Mom: Freddie, why is your face red? Freddie: I was running to stop a fight. Mom: That's nice of you. Who's fighting? Freddie: Me and Jack.