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Posted: 11 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: nikkitta

Thanks vibha. U r amazing.

So sweet of you nikki. Thank you for the compliment, u R also amazing.

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Wisdom14

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Posted: 11 years ago

#12

Why did the boy take the ladder to school? Because it is high school.

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Posted: 11 years ago

#13

Teacher asked student give three examples of collective nouns?

Student answered vacuum cleaner,dust pan and trash can.

Teacher:Why were you late for school Jacob?

Jacob:I was stopping a fight between two boys.

Teacher:Excellent.How did you stop them?

Jacob:I kicked them both .

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Posted: 11 years ago

#14

Student:I thought we had choice for lunch,but there's only salad.

School cook:That's the choice-take it or leave it!

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Posted: 11 years ago

#15

Teacher: What are nitrates?

Student: I don't known ,but I think that they are better than day rates.

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@MereMahiyaa.

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Posted: 11 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: Saisuni139
LOL! u made my day,

😳 thats sooo sweeet

Opend a new onee this onee is already red

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Sunny Sandhu

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Posted: 11 years ago

#17

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Sunny Sandhu

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Posted: 11 years ago

#18

Kudi Jyada Hasse Taa
She is cheerful

Munda Jyada Hasse
Manner less

Kudi Mitha Bole Taa
She iz charming

Munda Mitha Bole Taa
Flirt Karda Sala

Kudi Shopping Kre Taa
She is trendy..

Munda Shopping Kare Taa
dad De Paise Khraab Krda

Kudi Group Naal Turdi Hai Taa It Is Group

Munda Group Nal Turda Taa Vekh Kiwen GANG Bnayi Firde Aa.

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Sunny Sandhu

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Posted: 11 years ago

#19

45 saal ka Salman khan ladki dekhne gya,

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Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya

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to pucha KYA HUA.? boli-18 saal

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ye muje b dekhne
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delsi

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Posted: 11 years ago

#20

A failed business man
to his fat wife:
you are only investment
in life that has doubled😆

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