Joke junction no3 - Page 2

Guyz plz check the quiz corner

Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite to this sentence "children in the dark make mistakes."

Student:"mistakes in the dark make children"

Loveee this post when school is over i will comee and read everything okee :)

Nice jokes.rofl. A Qualified MBA Marketing Studentmarried a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: "UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS" The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible.

A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck.

"Did god make you?", she asked.

"yes" he answered.

"did god make me, to?" she wondered.

"yes", he replied.

"well, she shrugged, "don't you think he's doing a better job now than he used to?"

Q. What do me and a mirror have in common?

A. When we see your face we both crack up!

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?

Boyfriend: Of course I do!

🤣 zabo you are the best

Originally posted by: ramasuresh78

🤣zabo you are the best

Thankx di luv u alot

Monster: I'm so ugly.

Ghost: It's not that bad!

Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.