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Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
Rishwat u see takhi hum jyaada kaam kare kum paisoon mein 😆
Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something?
May be by barking they might miss a beautiful girlfriend 😆
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
well I would never do taht because i am not a fool who would like to waste my holiday on school 😉 😆 😆
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Because the beackside of our alm is facing the sun 😃
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Sorry mujhe strawberry pasand hai is liye apna dimaag meine is baare mein karch karna zaroorni nahi samjha 😕
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Ask macroni eaters 😊
Why do you go 'back and forth' to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
is baare mein I am sure tumhe jyaada pata hoga kyunki meine aisa apne life mein kabhi kiya nahi 😉
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Because hum jab bhi pray karte hai toh sirf yah toh usse thanks kehte hai yah phir usse kuch mangte hain yah phir koi shikaayat karte hai because we know he has a lot of patience but when god tries the same thing we become thick headed people u see 😃
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Only human beings know this not me 😛 or may be who has created the toilet bowl cleaning liquid would be able to give u an apt answer for this... 😆 😆
Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?
Sorry i am not a bar tender 😆 😆 😆 to guide u
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
because choclate is not green.....toh veg kaise ho gaye remeber green vegetables are good for health 😉 😆 😆
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Sorry maine kabhi strawberry kaye nahi haan but Strawbury icecream zaroor kay hai😆
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Yup hell is always cool dear than earth 😆 😆
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
kyun nahi kyunki ho sakta hai sone ka paani chad ho silver par 😉
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
😕
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Because we r soft & chop sticks r hard😆
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
pata nahi kabhi experience nahi kiya agar karoongi toh tumhe zaroor bataoongi 😉 😃
Can mute people burp?
Kabhi dekha nahi aisa hote huye 😆 😆 but u never know is duniya mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai 😛
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Because ur body temprature falls when u r in pool 😃
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
I have no idea sorry not a deepe thinker like u 😳 😆 😆
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Yes it si but a truth fact as well that is why we have politicians 😉 😆 😆
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Nope I dont agree because all saas are not hilter's 😆 😆 some r mother India like our pyaari tulsi & parvati & ofcourse how can i forget Maa durga 😆
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Yup kyunki tabhi toh unki sale badegi 😉 😆 😆
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Yackkkk no ways I would prefer gum 😉 😆 😆
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Because mice is very scary to look at as it keeps sniffing all the time with his nose 😉 😆 & mickey mouse is choo chweeet has such a cutie cutie smile 😳
Rishwat u see takhi hum jyaada kaam kare kum paisoon mein 😆
Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something?
May be by barking they might miss a beautiful girlfriend 😆
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
well I would never do taht because i am not a fool who would like to waste my holiday on school 😉 😆 😆
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Because the beackside of our alm is facing the sun 😃
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Sorry mujhe strawberry pasand hai is liye apna dimaag meine is baare mein karch karna zaroorni nahi samjha 😕
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Ask macroni eaters 😊
Why do you go 'back and forth' to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
is baare mein I am sure tumhe jyaada pata hoga kyunki meine aisa apne life mein kabhi kiya nahi 😉
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Because hum jab bhi pray karte hai toh sirf yah toh usse thanks kehte hai yah phir usse kuch mangte hain yah phir koi shikaayat karte hai because we know he has a lot of patience but when god tries the same thing we become thick headed people u see 😃
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Only human beings know this not me 😛 or may be who has created the toilet bowl cleaning liquid would be able to give u an apt answer for this... 😆 😆
Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?
Sorry i am not a bar tender 😆 😆 😆 to guide u
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
because choclate is not green.....toh veg kaise ho gaye remeber green vegetables are good for health 😉 😆 😆
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Sorry maine kabhi strawberry kaye nahi haan but Strawbury icecream zaroor kay hai😆
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Yup hell is always cool dear than earth 😆 😆
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
kyun nahi kyunki ho sakta hai sone ka paani chad ho silver par 😉
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
😕
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Because we r soft & chop sticks r hard😆
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
pata nahi kabhi experience nahi kiya agar karoongi toh tumhe zaroor bataoongi 😉 😃
Can mute people burp?
Kabhi dekha nahi aisa hote huye 😆 😆 but u never know is duniya mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai 😛
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Because ur body temprature falls when u r in pool 😃
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
I have no idea sorry not a deepe thinker like u 😳 😆 😆
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Yes it si but a truth fact as well that is why we have politicians 😉 😆 😆
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Nope I dont agree because all saas are not hilter's 😆 😆 some r mother India like our pyaari tulsi & parvati & ofcourse how can i forget Maa durga 😆
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Yup kyunki tabhi toh unki sale badegi 😉 😆 😆
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Yackkkk no ways I would prefer gum 😉 😆 😆
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Because mice is very scary to look at as it keeps sniffing all the time with his nose 😉 😆 & mickey mouse is choo chweeet has such a cutie cutie smile 😳
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