Originally posted by: GodHelpUs
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">To whom may concern,</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">Be warned at the very outset..The following wall of text shall sound despondent to say the least.Those who are caught in the throes of gloom , stay away, or you may have to reach out for a valium.</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">Those eternal optimist who think all cribsters are having a heyday with their fangs open and about, you are welcome to keep you sucker opinion to yourself just like I am entitled to mine.</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">I don't care if the show wraps next week, 3 weeks from now or 3 months from now. Because, reality check..</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">It's a freaking fiction telly show airing 5 days a week. The amount of cribbing that PH does over audiences expectations they won't last long..Sooner than later they are gonna run out of steam and hop onto the next bandwagon ( hear hear..the PH are launching a new show on Zee, aint they.. Their excited confusion over IPKKND launch saw them commit hara kiri in form of their first venture, Geet...There's a definite pattern there...)</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">But I am someone who has her sunny side up, always...dark clouds have their moment, however brief..and that went I yell and rant, crib and rave to my heart's content...I stand for only one thing...No non sense. I refuse to take shit from anyone. It's in my DNA.</font>
And lately with the show we all know whatexactlyhit the fan.
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">( I would say logic too, but you folks will skin me alive for being delusional to seek it on a daily soap...)</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">No, I know, PH never claimed they are going to going to give us an epic. They din't make promises that would meet out expectations. The fault lies with the collective fan following whipped up a mass frenzy. Like GH said, Dekhna hai toh dekho...</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">Hum toh mediocre , half baked stuff hi denge, jo ukhadna hai ukhaad lo..</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">and he is kept up his end of the bargain.</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">All the 'what IPKKND should really be' in all our heads, is of coursefigmentof our fertile imagination and going by Arshi manicas they may as well be folks who hallucinate and actually seem themselves in Khushis/ ASR's shoes..(eeks!!!.. I am too much in love with myself to be want to be someone else, even in my dreams...)</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">That's a job well done by the PH if you ask me...Credits solely for that.</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">So, the above makes me a basher?? So be it..( funny, writing 'so be it' sounds like sobti, lol😊)</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">I have aproblem. I twitch and itch all over if I see or hear something that doesn't make sense. Of course nothing in the entertainment industry is supposed to make sense. Other than pure business that is. There are scores of analyses/ theories byesteemedIF members who have concluded what works and doesn't work for IPKKND in such details that with heir combined efforts one would have re created Pyramids in modern day time and age.</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Ergo,The PH at IPKKND don't really have much of business acumen to boast of. Neither will they let audience help them it. No wonder ASR , the business tycoon on the show is given a character sketch that's a frigging reflection of their true self.</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">And then, for good measure, the PH bend over back ward in a vain attemptto kiss their sorry asses. This entire week was a testimony to those acrobatics. There was a reason I remained indifferent to TV shows, especially Indian Telly shows all my life. With today's episode, IPKKND team which set out to present a love story ended up going the Ekta Mata way.</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Ek tha raja, ek thi rani, dono mar gaye, khatam kahani</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Ek tha raj kumar, Ek thi rajkumari, Pyar hua, shaadi hui..and they lived happily ever after..</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Ye story kisi ko nahi dekhni...Bikna toh door ki baat hai, kisi ko aisa mareezo wala khana jaisa beswaad kahani nahi sunni..</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Question is ...what does a sell out story comprise of?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Character</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Plot</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Setting</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Conflict</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Theme</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">I am notschizophrenic to elaborate on them but all you literates know how the DRAMA element needs to be woven into the fabric of a story considering the 4 basic elements stated above. All you knowing souls are well aware of the areas that IPKKND team woefully lack in.</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">To use an example, rather borrow one from this week's episode...If the whole point of Shyam's plan was to get rid of the baby,</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">What was with the sneaking around RM switching a whole bottle of pills?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">What was with installing CCTV's..what exactly have the footage helped him with?Heartburn from having to watch Khushi Arnav have rabba vey moments?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Why consume an entire episode sneak in using a ridiculous disguise shove a box with gloves and glass shards in them under the cot? and then sneak in yet again, retrieve the box, put on the gloves, scatter the pieces, remove the gloves, put them back in the box, and put the f*****g box with finger prints all over it under the bed?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Then arrange to have the woman electrocuted so she can tumble down the stairs like Jack and Jill. So why was the bleeding two foot required?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Why did he not come in the dead of the night, with Anji's/dadi's help and carry out his plans instead of getting himself into astoundingly stupid disguises?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">What did he do with the dhol guy he replaced for the ban baaja troupe?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">In between all the a** h***disguises and MPD roles he has displayed has he forgotten he is a lawyer?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">He is an attorney for what kind of law?</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">intellectual property/copyright law, company law, commercial law, employment law, health and safety, local government, government (ie drafting leglislation -see the Government Legal Service website), property law, landlord and tenant, welfare benefits, mental health, family law, etc and each of them hasspecializationswithin.</font>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2" color="#0000ff">Of course 15 odd months is too short a time for a daily soap to go into details.. Choti choti baatein clear karenge, loose ends nahi rakhenge to phir hafte mein 5 din kya ghanta dikhayenge?</font>
<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Half the forum is SAD...for Anjali, for the baby, for Khushi, for Arnav...</font>
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<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">I however am sad for myself...why am I subjecting myself to this? I need to develop a spine. Just of another kind me thinks. Or maybe an extra layer of rhino skin.because I am just as stubborn. I have to see this to its end just to find out how dumb the PH thinks we as an audience are.</font>
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<font color="#0000ff" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="2">Sanika..you may have noted that I din't respond to any of your questions...don't resign yourself to belief I am a goner. I just don't have enough time on hand as yet. Will come back to your questions😉. Don't write me off as yet, like the PH has..</font>
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