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Posted: 16 years ago
bas ek majboori hai
jaana zaroori hai
raat abhi adhoori hai
lautne ki zid poori hai

Raat ko aake Mannu tere lions ki khaatirdaari karungi...tab tak, miss me ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Posted: 16 years ago

Manish,

Baaki replies ab baad mein dekhta hoon....tum pehle yeh wala set karo...these are quite easy ones....I am making some great ones for you...pata hain na tumhe.... to shuru ho jao bachcha...

Disclaimer : These are totally imaginary and hypothetical situations and is not intended to hurt anyones sentiments....

Imagine :

1. You get into an elevator in the 40th floor and have to go to the main floor. In the 38th floor Flaky gets in. In the 34th floor Dia gets into the same elevator. In the 30th floor Suny gets in. You four are quite happy to see one another and โ€ฆsuddenlyโ€ฆdhad dhad dhad dhadโ€ฆthe elevators makes some weird noises and comes to a complete halt in between 29th and 28th floor. The phone is not working and you four are stuckโ€ฆ. You have atleast an hour to kill before help can come your wayโ€ฆ

Give the response of each of you there and how do you spend the time.

2. Your parents decide to take matters into their own hands and start looking for a girl to get you married with. You select one girl from the pics they sent you and parents take over from there. Very soon you are engaged and then married to her. Somehow you both click well are very happy together.You return back from honeymoon and slowly start settling down. As you are catching up with your unread emails, you decide to take a peek at India Forums, see the vanar group, can't resist and log in.You spend some good time over there while your wife is busy cooking something. Now you log out decide to surprise her and go out to get her favourite ice-cream while she decides to use the time checking her mails. It so happens that she is also a IF member and as expected lands up there to check who all are there. But guess what? Thakur saab on the other side sees a MIS case, two people using the same IP address but two different ID's and he knows both very well, so he sends you both a PM asking what is the case. Each one of you receive that and then realise that you both were very close in IF too, but there is a difference! In IF you both considered each other as brother and sister and can't really imagine in any other role ! But neither of you was aware of your IF connection until that moment. Now tell me, what would each one of you do ? your next course of actionโ€ฆ

3. Imagine you are on vacation. There you are trying to impress a girl, but she is not amused and gives you a tight slap. Now hearing the slap, a girl turns back and sees you. She does not recognise you but you doโ€ฆits Dia (you had seen her pic just two days before that). So what do you do? Go introduce yourself to her or run away from thereโ€ฆ?

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

ai ai yo... I thought I was done...and I find more bouncers...Adi...mujhe pata hai agle week kya honey waala hai....tumhari to khair nahi..๐Ÿ˜† u 2 dont forget!๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ....Wo pet jiske baare mein tum sochti ho...wo mera nahi...us bear ka hai...

oh no it's urs... my bear's pet is furry...but the one that's like a potla is not furry...so has to be urs..๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 16 years ago
Thankoo shankoo ๐Ÿ˜ณ Sorry for not being around much - chamkeeley sher ki seva mein lagee thee ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Chalo kuch aur sawaal - just in case Kumble decides to finish the match in 4 days ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜†


Scene: Masti ki Paathshala
Teacher: CKY
Asst Teacher: Chameli

Now tell us ki kaun si patti padhayega CKY in thakele students ko..

1. Sharkbait
2. Barnali
3. Gory Maata
4. Bhadkeeli
5. Bhaskar
6. Suny
7. Kabhi
8. Rinkalp
9. Snowflake
10. Simmering Star
11. Dia
12. Minali
13. Moe
14. Advil
15. Ritz
16. Ron


18. Shahid
19. Saif
20. Shahrukh (Chameli ka favourite hero ๐Ÿ˜‰ )
21. AB jr
22. BCCI
23. Colonel



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Posted: 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Badbakht aur Namaqool (read- Sitara Devi aur Mannu) - tum dono ne muft mein meri kia dhulayi kari hai doston...dost dost naaaaaa raha! pyaar toh thaa hi nahi ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†

mannu ek dum jhakaas bole toh raaapchik nahi wait dhinchuk answers...mujhe sharpner bola...mast boss! ek toh khud sharp phir logon ko CHEEEHLna mera bayen haath ka kaam hai...andhere mein fast ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†...dekha ek dum 2 handicaps ke saath...bilkul gold maafik ๐Ÿ˜‰

Kia re...arabian knight ko mein hi utha leti yaar agar koi mele...kal wedding mein bhi contacts laga ke gayi ke chaklein mast theek nazar ayein ๐Ÿ˜‰ ...lekin manhoosiyat itni ke koi mere layak hi nahi hai.
mein man man main gaaa rahi thi (gaaa mere maaanwaaa gata jaaa re):

Kahin zulf ka baadal o ho
Kahin rangni aanchal aa haa
Kahin honth gulabi o ho
Kahin chaal sharaabi aa haa
Kahin aankh mein jaadu o ho
Kahin jism ki khushboo aa haa
Kahin narm nigaahein o ho
Kahin gori baahein aa haa

Haan yahan kadam kadam par laakhon haseenayein hain
Hum magar yeh dil ka tofa dene usay aayein hain
Woh ladka jo sabse alag hai
Woh ladka jo sabse alag hai
Woh ladka jo sabse alag hai
Woh ladk jo sabse alag hai

SALEY NE SHAADI KARLI ๐Ÿ˜†...dil ke moti choor laddu choor choor ho gaye uski nayi biwi ko HELL-o bolkar ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar


Its the time to disco HR ke gaane hain khisko its the time to disco Munna Bhai/Sitara Devi

Kia perfect gana dedicate kia ...dono are HR avoiders๐Ÿ˜›...haan i can make an exception...har rule aur har situation mein hota hai...hain na...toh naach meri bulbul HR suneinge๐Ÿ˜‰

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar


ChameliKaYaar wrote:

matlab munna tale bahut ujala hai....lekin wo surf uze kyon karti hai dhone ke liye?....I mean...itna ganda hai kya?๐Ÿ˜†

KIA YAAR.....apun believe in Cleanliness is Part of Faith...toh tum log bhi chaloo hojao๐Ÿ˜†

Aur simi...mera bheja ka filter itna ganda ho chuka hai ki uska lint aur zung bilkul hatne maafik nahi hai bosss.....tu dekhle!๐Ÿ˜‰

chikni pan ka alam yeh hai ki ab toh roshni reflect hoti hai..u know blinding radiance๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†...phislne wali chikni, andha karne wali chikni, mota karne wali chikni๐Ÿ˜†...dekha 3 in 1!!

Aur Mannu dont worry....mein aur simi jab all US roatrip per nikleinge toh pehla ishtaap khandaLA ka hi hoga...drinks r on us...mein order aur simi pay karegi...agar pee pee kar kangaal hojayeinge toh tum ho na...apna gigilo magik chalana๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted: 16 years ago

Vin...dont close this thread til he answers all those left over sets ๐Ÿ˜†

Sadele,

It was fun having u on the hot seat... keep that humor intact!...u c i dont want u to get diabetes...isiliye zyaada sweet sweet baatein nahi karr rahi hoon๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†... so...c u around....tc...buh byeee๐Ÿ˜›

๐Ÿ˜ณ Dia ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Posted: 16 years ago

๐Ÿคฃ

Never a dull moment with you two around.........๐Ÿ˜†

I shall return tomorrow morning........๐Ÿ˜‰

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