Mannu mere yaar...answer this for me:
Why is it that everytime I come home for a "vacation" my parents have a laundry list of work for me to do!? ???
Phokat me kaam ho jaata hai...aur mera vacation naali me doob jaata hai 😔
Ok manish jaate jaate ek aur set...aaj barnalidi ko bhi poocha yeh...:
Answer the questions below and tell us when you hear these songs, who does each song remind you of? Assign a name to each song..
oye saani have u made hte fried rice yet???
Originally posted by: 2smart4u
oh ditto from me too...😆
and likewise....congratulations to you to help steer it past 50...'twas fun😆
Originally posted by: 2smart4u
these were hillarious!!!😆
🤣🤣....Wo pet jiske baare mein tum sochti ho...wo mera nahi...us bear ka hai...
Originally posted by: 2smart4u
oye saani have u made hte fried rice yet???
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Ok manish here is do sawaal for you.....
1. Each one of us have a different writing style favorite phrase or words that we do use often.... tumhe yeh batana hoga ki kiska kya style hain jiss se identify kar sako kaun kaha kya likha raha hain...select any 15 members...
Adi: Use of phrases like "Orugnal" and use of 😎 icon is hallmark, bouncer style questions jo sir ke baal nochne pe majboor kar de... Highlighting part of sentences in bold and blue is another feature of his writing style..
Dia: use of "nyweyz"..."moving onnnnnnnnn....", "U", Kukahara, overuse of sadela..too many ways to find her out in a billion people...
Minali: "stitches"
Rinkalpee: : "LMAO" in every alternate sentence
Flakenol: "Suny" after every like 2 words or so
Suny: "Bush" is an integral part of his essays...If you find Bush combined with Abro or Osama or Raavan or confuscious Maths or Hemachandra....has to be Suny
Kabhi: Jiski likhawat se bewafaii jhalke samjho Abhi hai....ladki ki choice underwear se bhi jaldi badalta hai
Eveel: SMS language
Munnabhai: Look for sher-o-shayari, look for ek do gaaliyan,
Sitara Devi: muh-tod jawaab style writing, one in a kind writing style...ekdum khallas karne wala ishtyle..
Barnaliji: Straight political style of writing....
Bhadkeeli (SholaJoBhadkey): Thoda Shola, thodi aag, thodi masti, thodi hasti, dhamakedaar Hindi, jhakaas English....aisi hai hamari Bhadkillo...
ABhi itna hi yaad aa raha hai...😛
2. Each of us have a Forum persona...tumhe kya lagta hain in reality hum uss persona se kitna alag hain.... select any 15 names and tell ....
Adi: VL: dedicated, hard working, funny:
rl: thoughtful, dedicated, chala jaata hoon kiski dhun mein type...
Dia: vl: no-holds-barred funtoosh
rl: fighter, friendly, little-reserved-little-masti-depending upon the surrounding
Minali: vl: in stitches, fun loving
rl: Family girl, studious, hard working, sensitive
Rinkalpee: vl: Fun loving, fighter
rl: friendly, open, smart
Flakenol: vl: Fighter, Fun loving
rl: Shy, intelligent, fighter
Suny: vl: Langoor
rl: Smart, intelligent, studious
Kabhi: vl:rl: same: believes in a cause, hard working, fastidious
Eveel: vl: friendly, fun-loving
rl: sensitive, family oriented, sweet, friendly
Munnabhai: vl:rl: same: no-hold-barred-attitude, fighter, loves-life-like-there-is-no-tomorrow, witty, prosaic, polyglot
Simtara: vl: funtoosh...rl:witty, intelligent, friendly, dedicated
Barnaliji: vl:rl:same: family oriented, witty, music-lover, loving, caringBhadkeeli (SholaJoBhadkey): vl:rl:same: fighter, no-crap-taken-attitude, witty, charming, language-is-her-forte, friendly, specialized in bakwaas-ki-ek-raat
cky: vl and rl: same
mere lunch time khatam hone mei ab 17 minutes baaki hain... abhi bata doo na...😳
ai ai yo... I thought I was done...and I find more bouncers...Adi...mujhe pata hai agle week kya honey waala hai....tumhari to khair nahi..😆
tum lunch karke aao...fir desert me sawaalon ka jawaab padh lena 😆
Mannu mere yaar...answer this for me:
Why is it that everytime I come home for a "vacation" my parents have a laundry list of work for me to do!? ???
I can think of many reasons...please check all that apply
a. paisa bachane ke liye naukarani ko chhutti de dete honge tumhare aaney se just pehle
b. Naali ko saaf karne ka bleaching powder khatam ho gaya hoga, shayad soch rahe honge ki tumhara vacation usmey dubane se saaf ho jaye
c. unhe pata hai ki US mein kaam nahi karti ho, siwai awaaragardi ke...so tumhe kaam karne training pradaan kar rahe ho
d. Shaadi kar lo.... phir tumhare parents aur in-laws aapas mein ladenge...Sitara mera kaam karegai...nahi..mera karegi..nahi nahi..mera karegi...wo ladte reh jayenge aur tum awaaragardi ke liye nikal lena...
e. wo tumhe kaam dete hain aur tum shayad hans hans ke kaam karti ho....apni battisee andar rakhna seekho....
f. tum har baar ghar jaatui ho apna weight badha ke...unhe chinta hoti hogi ki aisi haalat mein kaun fatela tumhe pasand karega...so kaam karwa karwa ke thumhe thaka thaka ke weight jhadwane ki sochte honge...
abhi ke liye bus itna hi....😃
Phokat me kaam ho jaata hai...aur mera vacation naali me doob jaata hai 😔
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Ok manish jaate jaate ek aur set...aaj barnalidi ko bhi poocha yeh...:
Answer the questions below and tell us when you hear these songs, who does each song remind you of? Assign a name to each song..
- "Kya yehi pyaar hain"? agar pyaar ko leke itne saare sawaal hain man mei, to log pyaar karte hi kyu?Adi.....yehi gaana sun sun ke pyaar se takraar ho gaya hai
- "Tum jo mil gaye ho, to lagta yeh hai ki jahaan mil gaya"- agar who nahi mile hote to aapke jaahan kaha kho jaate? Abhi.....agar ek jahaan (Amrita) kho gaya to doosre (DP) ki talaash mein nikal liye boss...koi na koi jahaaz ...oops...jahaan... majbooran mil hi jayega...
- "Meine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune"- agar uska white ya black favourite color ho to saath rango se woh kya karenge ?...Barnaliji....Spectrum ka color saat hota hai....agar whote fav hoga to sabko mixie mein mila ke pesh karengi...agar black pasand hua to Sanjay Leela Bhansali ke hawale kar dengi...
- "Tum aa gaye ho, noor aa gaya hain" – agar usko noor naam ke kisi insaan se tension hain, to kya yeh gaana sunna who pasand karegi/ga ? Andheri....wo to kabse noor ke intezaar mein baithi hai....koi hai bhai?.....ghus jao uski aankh mein yaar...agar keeda samajh ke phek diya to mujhe mat bolna...
- "Maana janab ne pukara nahi" – agar janab ne pukara nahi to kyu nahi pukara ? Jaya....Amitabh ne nahi pukara kyonki Ritzy ne uska moo band kar rakha tha...ye mat poochho kaise....ye andar ki baat hai😳
- "Saara zamana haseeno ka deewana"- agar sab haseeno ke peeche deewane hain,to unke peeche deewani kaun hain? Bhaskar.....hai na....itni saari gay, lomdi, bhed, bakri...etc etc...j/k....Bhaskar kanhaiya ke aagey peechhe gopiyon ka taanta laga hua hai
- "Na tum humme jaano, na hum tumhe jaane" – agar jaana hi nahi to aisa kyu lagta hain ki humdum mil gaya ?...Flakenol...Suny: in dono ki kemistry kuchh aisi hi hai...
- "Jeena yaha marna yaha , iske siwa jaana kaha" – woh kahi aur kyu nahi jaa sakta?...Simstar...Bhag ke jaati aati lekin laut ke phir hum musafiron ke paas aa jaati hai
- "Mere naina sawan bhaado" – agar naino mein sawan bhado hain to man pyaasa kyu hain?...Kyun be Ron..tere ek aankh ke andar Naina hai aur doosri aankh mein bhado hai to gilas liye bheekh kyon maangta phirta hai.....ghar mein paani ka akaal hai kya?
- "Woh shaam kuch ajeeb thi, yeh shaam bhi ajeeb hain" – kaun si shaam ajeeb nahi hain? cky: Chameli ke bina saari shaam ajeeb si lagti hai boss...
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