Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar
Aajkal Aquafina to India mein bhi available hai phir videsh jaane ka kyon soch rahi hai? milavutt hai kya Aquafina mein bhi?
Nothing is pure anymore darling...desi imported cheezon me kaafi milawat hai 😆 Waise...videsh nahi aayege toh khandaLA kaise pauhchegi 😉 😆
Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar
pet pooja karna thoda kam karo....nahi to choohe ki sawaari karogi to bechare ka dum ghut jayega...😆
Mera chooha roz Dabur ka Chywanprash khaata hai 😆
Originally posted by: Guardian Angel
1. Vanaar Sena is given special vitamin and iron pill to boost them. Pick ten members and give one sentence what effect it will have on their behaviour here.
Sitara Devi: isko Vitamin nahi do...nahi to chooha bechara dab ke mar jayega
Chow-Min: + Vita-Min = Chow-Vita => A new product for IF kidz to mix in their milk (I mean not "their" milk...it's too early for them to start milking)...
Andheri+ Phosphorus: Iski aankhon mein phosphorus se thodi roshni paida hogi...lekin paida karne ke liye ek partner chahiye isko...so pick one
Munna+ Vita-c => what a suckcee tablet that would be...choosne mein majaa aayega
Banderiya + Calcium => ulte latakne ke liye iski pooch ki haddi ko majbooti chahiye..
Rinkapee + some Vita => to control her pee tendency
Flakenol + Vita A => boost her memory
Adi + Vita ki meethi goli => Sureeli Suraiya ke jaisi awaaj niklegi phir Kishore Kumar aur Suriley Adi ka duet ka CD banega
Ron + Zinc => Iskey favorites ki haar jka Zincx tootega
Eveel + Steroid => Apocalypse now..
2. Suppose these ten members met each other. What sort of juices do you theink they will drink for health reasons?😆
Sitara Devi and Munna Bhai will create some sort of Orgo juice😆....and will invite Suny and CKY to join the chemistry class to try and taste their new Orgo-on-steroids...
Andher and Chow-Min will fight over whether to uze Kikkoman soy sauce or CKY's bheja juice to stir the witch's brew... they will feed it to Snowy and Rinkalpee..who will drink it and chase bacha khucha CKY over the tip of the planet earth.
Adi and Ron will brew a musical potion in the utube in their lab and feed it to eveel who will sing alphabetically correct songs...
3. Reindeer Singh seems very fit to be chasing after CKY. What do you think Baby-Taw feeds him?
She is feeding the utube videos of CHameli and CKY directly into his memory
4. What effect would Abhi's golf size and sugar loaded gulab jamoos have on Chameli if she ate them?
Bhaiya Abhi...keep those Golf size "apparently sweet" balls where they belong...
5. Do Chameli and Jameli get along? Why or why not? Is Jameli envious of CKY and Chameli?
They do not....bcoz they both like cky....yes....so much so that Jhameli is ready to kill any of cky's friends....spayshully if it is a feminine....beware of her
6. Abhi has now moved on to that Deepika of OSO. How do you think is Amrita feeling right now? What would Abhi do if one of our eligible batchelors on IF started to like Amrita?
Amrita probbaly feels emancipated.....Abhi will tell that guy everything that he did which is a lesson for the next guy...what all he is not supposed to do, should he choose to go after Amrita...I mean take lessons from a failure..
7. When will Sadeli learn driving? How can we help to boost her morals so she can be confident? Where would she drive after passing her road test?😆
She already knows...to drive somebody insane......usko Kapil Dev style Boost khila do...Boost is the sekret of my energy....lekin kahin Kapil paaji jaisi uski moochhey ug aayi to?...after passign the test she will drive to nearewst salon to get that mush shaven...
8. If Sadeli is driving and encounters CKY and Chameli in a baelgadi coming from the opposite direction, what would happen?😆😆
in dono ka encounter kar degi.....aankhon mein roshni to hai nahi...
9. If Sadeli encounters Adi. coming from the opposite direction and they are both driving cars, lolz, how do you think they will manage to pass eachother without Sadeli running into him?
Adi will be playing the horrible man-ki songs....Sadeli ke kaan ka parda phatne lagega...she will leave steering wheel and the car will steer off the side of the road in the valley below...Sadeli ka baithe bithaye encounter ho gaya...
10. How would I recognize Chameli if I met her for the first time without seeing her photo?
agar hasta hua ek husband-wife ki jodi dikhe...to samjho ki ye to namumkin hai....bole to cky and Chameli ke alawa aur koi ho hi nahi sakta
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Originally posted by: 2smart4u
DO both of these!!! they better be done by the time i get back!!! which will be in about an hour or so... so get to work!
Look around your house... who reminds you of what? oh and plzz dont include me in this list!!!!
looking....my friend...flatmate...ekdum unique aadmi... reminds me of all the fun loving peepz here...😃
uff this thakela section doesn't have any pics...so post 10 healthy pics and write captions to them!!!!
Nope.....me blind to pics....
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Originally posted by: 2smart4u
on 2??? sim indirectly he's asking for more😉😆
yaaay...me done all over again..😊
matlab munna tale bahut ujala hai....lekin wo surf uze kyon karti hai dhone ke liye?....I mean...itna ganda hai kya?😆
Nothing is pure anymore darling...desi imported cheezon me kaafi milawat hai 😆 Waise...videsh nahi aayege toh khandaLA kaise pauhchegi 😉 😆
Boss,
tumhara ishara kahin Chameli mein Saif ar Shaheed ki milavutt to nahi hai?...bole to...
Shahid => Already shaheed
Saif => Very unsafe now...iski to...kuchh karta hoon
But milavutt to ho gayi....now I will uze my antidote to purify the ganga...😆
Ab tak to gaenda ban gaya hoga......kahin ye Andheri to nahi hai (Gaenda)....and if yes...you riding.......tauba tauba...😆
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