Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar
isiliye kehta hoon...devi darshan karwati raha karo....na revise karne se to aadmi hanumaan chaalisa bhi bhool jaata hai😆
Waise mere Kohlapuri chappal bhi tumhe bhool gaye hai...darshan karwaaoon? 😛 😆
Originally posted by: Evilgenius_S.S™
👏--Mixed feeelings u see.!!😉..per haaye afsos iss batt ka k mjhe itneyyyyyyyyyyyy saarey pages hojane k bad pta chala..!!
Maneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshh y dint u tell me urself??😕😡 Frst..u r fird 4 steelng mi colr....now I hv 2 uz this thakla colr....
2nd....mjhey apne paer pe klhadi marni nai ati hi...
smjh mein aya?😆
You r definately going 2 pay for thiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡....credit crd leti ho?...nocash...
Okayy,...
Gr!!Liing time== BAdLaaa time=BdLey ki Aaag!😆...mermaid_qt hs ilaaz 4 u..
<<<>>>>>>>
Thaynx 4 letign me uz mi chmli colr
1: Define Life...in 1 Sentence..!!>> hs to be ur OWn!!
Lyf is a Gawd gyfted cndyshun which separats orgnysms 4m ded species.
2:..Enlighten us!<< Tell YOUR OWN Life's ....15 Lessons..that YOu learnt from Ur OWn life<< Till Now..!!
Adversity -> Smile
Friends -> blesyng...Laugh unto darkness
Foes -> Nun...dere's alwas a motiv..reed into it
Mother -> Alwayz rite
Life -> njoi, cums once
famili -> blessing...thynk about rphans...
Gawd -> hoeva is responsible for this cosmos is Gawd
Nachur -> respekt it...dawd gyfted thng
Food -> eat...no waste...
Water -> conserv...do not dysrespct
IF -> Blast😆
I feel like pontifycating...so I stop now..
3: Give any Cool..but 😉Sensible + useful advise....to all of us here!😃
answer # 2....no advyce...my beleef
4: Your Mantra 2 b happy!<<?????
Brush ur teeth...keep 'em shiny and sho 'em all da tyme..
5: What do you do when u're extrmely..sad???......../what should one do when he/she is xtremely sad!!????
no idea...never haf been xtremly sayd...can't advise..
Now ONe linersss<< my favv>> :
Give 1 thoughtful ...+ niceee line..for each of the following members<< it cn be an advise too !😉
1: Advil(Adi ): It takes 2 to sustain lyf
2: Guardian_angel ( Minali di): u won't even need a medicine....u haf the best medicine...laughter
3: Di-yaaaaaaa 😃: Us bear ko nikaal baahar kro...ok...i m gonna kill miself for sying dis.....Independence is a necessary evil....work towards it..
4: Li'l GEnius<< SMarter_desi Kid!: Princeton ki paathshaala beckons you buddy..... hes unstopabl
5: Kabhie<< ABhi_12: I c similarytys bw me and him...very focused
6: Moeee: Bhai...ye tapkane waala dhandha hai na...ismey bahut paisa hai...bole to...apun kk partnership nai chhodney ka...kya!!...apun jab dar dar ka bhikhari ho jayela hai na....tab tere paas aaney ka hai finance ke liye...kya!!
7: ME...😃😉<< Hw cn i 4get Myself!!>> lolz....(Evilgenius_S.S): The eveelest smartpant that I have dealt with....yo Eveel....1 advise...do not let the other's talk fluster u...deal with it..
mjhe abhi itney ye yd arhey hain..to...u CAN add mroe if u wnt
No Offence meant..!😊..itna offence karke bolti hai..no offence hai...😆
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Originally posted by: 2smart4u
y wud she tell U?... shahid knows about it😆
Actually you should ask Saif now 😉 😆 😆
Originally posted by: Guardian Angel
Yeh US people are partying all day seeing as its their Thanksgiving and day off 😉 Sadelos 😆
K.... Manish:
1. Sadeli and I come to visit you and meet ahm ahm Chameli too 😉 Sadeli and I start chatting with Chameli (hahah). Would you let us gurls chat and get familiarized or would you want her to stay away from the two of us 😆Sadeli, thakeli and Chameli....wah kya combo hai!!...Pehle ye batao ki us Randeer ke Juhu bungle mein ghusogi kaise jahan baby-taw hunterwali pehra de rahi hai?......and remember Jhameli is there with her gun aimed at your bheja....now if you want to go...be my guest..
2. If Sadeli and I had to talk to Reinderr Singh to convince him that you are the right choice for chameli, give 3 reasons that we would use to convince him?
1. I am ChameliKaIklautaYaar2. BabyTaw mere saath bhagne ko taiyyar hai....nahi dega to mai usey agwa kar loonga...at least Baby-Taw ko rakhega to even if he looses one Chameli he can always produce another one.....or mass produce depending on how efficient the assembly line is..
3. Shahid ho gaya shaheed...mere alwaa Chameli pe mar mitne waale har aadmi ka yehi baaki nishaan hoga...
3. If you have to propose to Chameli, please give a para. how you would convince her to marry you. 😆
no need....she is already convinced...ask Barnaliji....she is the witness...
4. What would happen to Chameli if Suny bombarded her with all the R.O.B. questions.
She will use her shiny visage to deflect all those bombs which will kill ROB.
5. What is the criteria you men choose to have a movie star fav. e.g. Adi-Vidya, Abhi-surprise surprise its now Deepika 😉 , CKY-Chameli, BB-Ammana. Pls. tell me what each one of you sees in these women 🤢 😆 😆
I don't know why those guyz choose such thakeli women.....maybe there is something inside that they have seen that I haven't.....mere ko invite nahi kiya tha show mein....warna mai bata deta...😆.....Chameli wo nahi hai jo tum sochti ho...😉6. If SRGMP Section was ruled by the Vanaar Sena Leader (CKY) and the Sena (Adi, me, Ron, Dia, Moe, Suny, Flaky, Rinkal, Mermaid) please describe what we would do and what rules we would make? I omitted Abhi cuz he is already coolbie, viewbie whatever 😆 😆
Such unruly crowd ruling forum.... IF ki Lanka ka dehen ho jayega......Now there is a sever conflikt here....on one side we have rule abiding Sugreev (Adi) and on other wide we have the maverick Hanumaan (Munnabhai)....We will all meet in the Ashok Vaatika (SRGMP sexon) and duke it out....the winner will be allowed to break all rulz....who kares about making rulez..😃
7. BB promised that he will come back here..... so where is he now?? 😭 😭Aamna se uska saamna hua....aur tab se usko bhootni ke nightmares aa rahe hain...😆
Okeee......
Happy Thanksgiving my US friends 😛 Be back here on time tomorrow 😡 😆 😆
A belated happy thanksgivings to all you Amro-Indians..😆
Originally posted by: Rinkalp90
Dianamite set #5
write couple lines on these members...
Sadeli minali: Friendly Neighborhood...always willing to help...ready to do anything for the sake of friendship...😛
shes not sadeli..... 😡😡😡
Beat Dia up....she calls her Sadeli...I had hard time digesting it...but you know...how the taste gets on your buds when you are given to taste it ova and ova again...
Chotu: Smart Intelligent kid. May God make his wishes of Princeton ki Paathshala come true.
why are you soo nice to him???????? 😭
Sorry....Abey Sunny....teri to....Bhool ja Princeton Ki Paathshaal ko....ja Kaabool mein Osama ke Aangan mein baith ke firearmology padh....teri to....
Okay...now khush Rinkalpee!!
Rinkal: Rutgers will be lucky to have a bhagat like you. Next time you have Bhagat get-together, invite me to spice it up..😉
letsss i am not goint to rutgers to find myself Bhagat boyy.. and i will be waiting for u during New years eve..Seems like Suny has made you start hating Bhagats...
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Originally posted by: Rinkalp90
ummm i am not thakeli.. don't konfuse me with dia.. i am not fat!!!
Thakeli is not fat...it means fatigued...umra jaise jaise badhti hai...waise waise thakawat badhti hai...
Originally posted by: Rinkalp90
who is this choti???????????????????
manish chose her over me????????
Choti means.....the Hair bunched together and hanging...
of course... I love Choti....kitna sukoon milta hai...choti ke saaye mein...😆...I can always uze Choti as extended brush to lint off my jacket...such uzeful thingy...😃
Originally posted by: Guardian Angel
OMG.......... kahan gaya Manish😡 😆😆 Leave Sadeli and me alone..... just wait I am thinking of kwestions........ thinking........... thinking........ you gonna need some major Advils tomorrow, dats for sure😉😆😆
Andheri misspelt aur mai baal baal bach gaya...😆
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