Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Somebody like you designed it...it does things ulta putla
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Mate karne ke baad bataunga
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? it calls 911
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? didn;t know that...news to me...maybe dour grapes for some
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? never heard of it...
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? does not say Drive On
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Proximity of Human beings...Nature protects...Man Destructs..
Why are Softballs hard? Mine are soft..ilaaz karwao..
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? movies
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? He spilled the colconut juice which could have been used as gluw
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? it will leak out if you did that
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. It gives out eletricity
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? no idea
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Goofy probably has a horny gf and Pluto doesn't
Can blind people see their dreams? Yup.....and they have right to realize their dreams as much as we have..
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? To keep Cops in buziness
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? didn;t know that...
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? no idea
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? so they don;t end up with a rotten corpse
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? Chor knows that he can;t get away with the cash but Pen yes...
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Ask Munna and Ron
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? He protects his a** because he is always LMAO
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? hopefully the Kinetic Energdy provided by your hand press will charge the battery
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Engliss is a fyunny language
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? Cat will stay on it;s feet....I don;t get the q!!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? it sucks to be #1
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? Black cuz it is already blue
Where's the egg in an egg roll? mutilated
Why aren't blue berries blue? they are blue
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice? no ozone gas emission
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