Originally posted by: 2smart4u
Dianamite set # 6
1. suppose u're racing in a marathon 10m and u r leading...suddenly u glance to ur right and see Chotu hanging upside down on a nearby tree...and the person behind u bumps into and he shoves u into the crowd... u lose momentum and u end up being last... how wud u feel? and what wud u do to chotu?😆
So Chhotoo was drooling hanging upside down. As soon as I fell I collected his drool in a napkin. At the finish line, I am too far away from chhotoo and tired..so won't try going back to him...I spot Flakenol and hand over the drool packet to her telling her that this is a gift.. She opens it...a loud scream follows as she recognized chhotoos drool instantaneously and runs like a mad bull....Next days' morning paper had an obituary in the name of chhotoo.....Did you guyz read that?
2. suppose minali cant find me anywhere and comes to U for aid...but chameli is waiting for u outside to go to movies....what wud u do?
I don't have AIDS Minali to give Minali...try Andheri...😆
3. pick one...and i mean only ONE
minali ya chameli? Chameli
chameli ya rinkal? Chameli
rinkal ya choti? Choti
rinkal ya choti? Rinkal
choti ya chameli? Chameli
chameli ya rip C
rip ya Qt: QT
Qt ya chameli C
chameli ya moe C
moe ya SJB Moe
moe ya SJB SJB
SJB ya chameli
Cminali ya me Minali
minali ya me Me😆
4. suppose we're having a potluck party... what wud each member bring? and how wud it taste?
chachu: KK CDs...It would taste mellifluous😆
bibi: Kuchh Khatti Kucch Meeti Baatein...We will Aamna also to listen to his Khatti Meethi baatein
chotu: Gazooka...Will taste Dianamite
choti: Antidote to Gazooka...Tasteless
ripi: Link to Myspace survey.....leaves bad taste in mouth for a long time
rinkal: Rasgolla....sweet
minali: Her broken strapless shoes.....Taste..Minali se poochho..usey pata hai..😆
qt: Water....not a question of taste...she needs it to just stay alive...
moe: Bhatakti Ungliyan....Jisko padi hain..Taste different for different people....depending how they are uzed ..
tote: gaaliyan....badboodaar
abhi: GMAT Guide....tastes like paper...
evil: Biryani.....yummyummm
urself: Will get Pizza for all.....so nobody needs to bring any food items.....Cum with your individualities...and we'll njoi
not gonna list myself...'cuz i know what i'm gonna bring...WATER!😆...Sharkbait is brining water.....tumhare liye bus chullu bhar ki jaroorat hai...😆
5. Rinkal and choti r fighting over boys...chotu comes in and asks y dont u guys ever fight over me? what wud be rinkal's and choti's readtion and their reply????😆😆😆
They overpower him...beat him up....lay him flat on the ground...stand "on" him ...and start fighting...Chhotoo's wish granted...
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Originally posted by: kabhi_21
Let me ask questions first and then read the 26 pages 😆
1. Chameli ka story itna spicy kyon hain ke har MOTW ko use chakhna padta hain?
Chameli bole to Raseeli....ab uska swaad bina chakhe kaise rahoge?....wait...what did I say...ok..I take it back..😆
2. ROB manish ka sanmaan kyon karna chahte hain?
Because Manish is the only individual which faces ROB's gazooka and lived to tell Chameli's story...ROB ne haar maan li...
3. Jab Baby-Taw CKY ke joke par hansi, to Reindeer ne Baby-taw se kya kaha?
Kuchh kehne ke liye bacha nahi tha.....dono hans hans ke paagal ho gaye aur Aagre ke paagalkhane mein bharti hai....
4. Baby-taw ka hunter kisne churaya aur kyon?
Abhi naamke ek punter ne aur ab mujh pe prahaar kar raha hai......😆
5. Hira ne moti se kaha, Hira aur moti dono Manish se jyada maulyawaan hain, fir Wo manish ke gaadi ke driver kyon? Manish ne unko kya jawaab diya?
yaar tumlogo ki wajah se meri zindagi ki gaadi patari pe hai....kyon utarne wala sawaal kar rahe ho?
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Originally posted by: Vivan4Yana
wow 26 pages... hailaaaa
Dead...yea that is what I am right now...
ahhhhhhhhh omfggggggggggggg!!!!!
i so totall forgot you were motw
now i gotta go thru freakin 36 pages!
😭😭😭
c😃ongratz!!!😃
Manish...
ek sawaaal lekin need 15 different replies /probabilities..you can cite each answer with an example (members)
Q. Log bhaav kyu khate hain?
Dia: Bhukkad hai
Minali: Upvaas kiya tha kal usney
Adi: Aante Daal ka bhav pata karne ke liye
Banderiya: Bhav ko kela samajh baitha aur kha gaya
Flakenol: Wanted to underdstand what "Bhav" is...samajh mein nahi aaya...gusse mein kachcha chaba gayi
Rinkalpee: Bhavnagar ka maal samajh ke kha gayi
Qt: Ye jaane ke liye ki jal ke bahar ki cheej ka taste kaisa hota hai
Bhadkeeli: Badhe Bhav ko dekhkar bhadak gayi aur jinda kha gayi (arre...fry to kar leti)
BB: Log dete hain...ab bachake kya karega?...sud jayega...bole to kha gaya
Evil: Bazaar mein usey wohi ek kaam ki cheej dikhi...aav dekha na taav...kha gayi...paisa bhi nahi diya vendor ko...
Abhi: Bola...abey tere baap ka maal hai kya...apun ka hai..mai khaun meri marzi
can;t think of anymore...😛
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Originally posted by: Guardian Angel
1. Manish, why is Reindeer Singh so much against you being with Chameli? Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad? What can you do to convince him that you are right for Chameli? uske sir pe naariyal ka tel mal do....chakkar ye hai ki kameene ka sir bahut bada hai...
2. Baby-Taw (his wifey) ....... does she like you? yea..but she knows I will not marry her..😆
3. If you liked Jameli, do you think Rindeer Singh would be less resentful? Jhameli ke saath to wo ek free mein Maruti Van bhi dene ko taiyyar hai...lekin ek saath do jhamela ...na re baaba na...
4. I asked this question to Rinkal but I would like to ask you too. You are bringing Chameli to meet me in your baelgadi. Dia asks to accompany you which she does. So does Jameli, Flakky, Rinkal who likes noise. You are in serious need of Advil cuz you just cannot take this bak bak of women. You cannot brng Suny. So now tell me how would you keep them entertained in the baelgadi and make them quiet?😆Rule OF Engagement says....do not get involved when 4 women are catfighting...let them do what they do best...Catfight...and I will...chala jaata hoon kisiki dhun mein....
5. What is your stress-relief? IF What is it that you like to do to unwind? Awaaragardi and IF
6. I know you cook.... let the cat out😆 My bhai likes to cook too. What kind of dishes are you good at making and what do you like cooking?everything....Roti, Paratha, Sabzi...rice, daal, bhujiya...Dosa, Idli. Sambar...all practical things that I want on a day 2 day basis...
7. Abhi and Suny get together and there is exchange of math and finance n all. Suppose Abhi and Suny masterminded a plan to rob a bank. What would be their plan? Abhi will determine which bank to loot based on the quarterly and weekly fuinancial results of the bank....Sunny will plan an algorithm to drive the guards crazy and unravel the vault code... Abhi will determine how much cash will be needed to live the rest of the life...Suny will determine how much time will it take to fill the cash in his baelgaadi.....and the CKY take the loot away...and leave Abhi and Suny to do the explanation to the cops who were brought there by ReinDeer Singh and ROBReindeer Singh and ROB are also involved here.
8. Imagine we are all on holiday......... separate. BB, Adi, you, me, Abhi, Dia, Suny, Flaky, Rinkal. We are shocked to see one another and are bit speechless😆 Well, I know I would be....... and also Adi. So what would say to one another and how would we greet eachother.😆 Pls. write a couple of sentences about each one of us.......
Cya later buddy..........
I already wrote lots of sentences about these individuals...and 8 people saying things to other 7...that's like 56 quotes ...By that time my MOTW will be over...😆
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kya??? me and drama queen?
Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid
You are becoming lazy these days 😃
You restricted me from asking you stories, cuz you're too lazy
BUt I think you can still count
how many claps are there, and WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING? [Adi's question]
😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 👏 👏 😃 👏 👏 👏
22*22 - 7
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