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Originally posted by: snowflake0555
whaaat?
im just saying why does he have to break us up
i meant it as if i were with ANY guy, not some Ian kid😕
and ANY doesnt mean u or keval!!😡😆
my poor cousin!!! 😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by: snowflake0555
whaaat?
im just saying why does he have to break us up
i meant it as if i were with ANY guy, not some Ian kid😕
and ANY doesnt mean u or keval!!😡😆
Congo Kabhi.
Seems like you are having funhere....in that case...have some more...
Here is a picture.
Pick any 15 members and tell us what that member is thinking, if he/she is the monkey in the pic...😳
Originally posted by: Rinkalp90
wheres the party tonight??????//
somewhere down the thread...😆
Very interesting story....please read and then question at the end in Chameli color.
So there was this village where one day a man appeared and said that he wanted to buy monkeys. He said that he would pay a hundred rupees per monkey. The villagers caught all the monkeys in the neighbourhood and sold them to him for a hundred rupees each. Soon another man appeared and said that he would pay two hundred rupees for each monkey. But there weren't any more monkeys around. They were all owned by the first man. So the villagers went to him and said that they were willing to take the monkeys back and return his money. But the monkey owner was unwilling to sell. The villagers raised the offer price to Rs 150 per monkey, then Rs 175 and finally to Rs 199 but the man just didn't want to sell, even though he clearly didn't have any use for the monkeys. Eventually, just to see whether he would sell, they offe red him Rs 200 but he still refused.
The villagers were puzzled by this. Finally, one of them figured out that there must be someone else who was going to come to the village and offer even more money for the monkeys. Convinced that this was the real explanation, they went and offered the man Rs 300 for each monkey and sure enough the man accepted. Joyous at having landed such a good deal, they quickly paid him off before he changed his mind and took possession of the monkeys. The man went away with his money and presumably lived happily ever after. The villagers waited for the next buyer. And waited. And waited. But no one ever appeared who wanted to buy a monkey.
But wait. If you think you've guessed the moral of the story, you are wrong because the story isn't over yet. This story isn't quite the same as the monkey story you may have got in one of those chain-fowarded emails. In my version, there was another village nearby. In this village a man appeared one day and offered a thousand rupees each for a goat. Now goats were valuable, but not as much as a thousand rupees so the villagers sold the goats to this man. A similar thing happened here too. A second man appeared, offered two thousand for each goat, the first man refused and eventually the villagers ended up buying the goats back for Rs 3,000 each. Here too, the two men disappeared and no one ever came and offered so much money for a goat again. But there was a difference. Goats aren't monkeys. They could be milked every day and the milk was good and healthy. In fact I've heard that Gandhiji preferred goat milk. Even the goat droppings could be used as fuel, though I'm not sure of that. When the goats eventually grew too old to be milked, the villagers could kill them for mutton. All in all, it wasn't a complete disaster.
But the monkey-owners were not so lucky. Since these weren't demat monkeys, they actually had to be kept in one's house. The monkeys ate too much, shouted and shrieked all day and sometimes bit people. Eventually, when it became clear that the monkeys were worthless, their owners abandoned them and tried to forget about their losses. And that's the moral of the story. In the stock markets today, there are good companies that are overpriced and there are worthless companies that are overpriced. If you are going to be a fool and pay absurd prices because you think that a greater fool will appear in the future, make sure you buy a goat and not a monkey.
Tell me about some of the Monkey purchases that you have made and did you learn your lessons from the?
Since you are here only for 1 more day....This will be my last set of kweschuns...if you get to it...nahi to mai Wrinkal ke liye bacha ke rakhoonga... 😆
which IF member comes to your mind when you read this and why?
1.
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab saatve din mein khujli ho to
Aathve din nahaa lena chahiye.
2.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga
3.
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
4.
Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khajoor c smile hai...
Gaaliyon ki aChchi khasi File hai...
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid senile hai?
5.
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
6.
Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu,
tu jaan mange...urm...Dia ka chalega kya boss?
7.
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
Circus k Retired Bander
Kisne aaney diya tujhe IF ke andar?
8.
Arz kiya hai...
tumhara chehraa moti samaan...
tumhara chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamare doggy ka naam
😆Enjoy😆
Omg........ itna kwestions from CKY!! Chameli colour eh!! Hamesha CKY uske gaal ko 😳 aisa bana dalta hai jo........😉😆
Ok........ answer following scenerios:
1. Dia. successfully completed her driving test👏 😆 Now Adi arranges a race between Dia., CKY and Suny. Dia. is driving a car, CKY baelgadi, and Suny is da road runner. Adi. gets Reindeer Singh to arrange some hurdles. Please describe the race, what Suny, CKY and Dia. will do to outdo one another and who will finish 1, 2, and 3. Also what kind of hurdle do you think Rindeer Singhji will put?
2. Adi.'s mom arranges for him to meet a nice girl and Adi. agrees just to keep mom happy. But when he meets the girl, its like "love at first sight"😆 As they start talking more during the date, the girl cannot stand Kishore Kumar or Yasudaas and she is a great fan of HR😆. Well Adi. cannot do without Kishore Kumar and Yasudaas and he cannot stand HR (this is a scenario only). The girl gets nauseated at the smell of black coffee and only likes tea........ Now what do you think Adi. should do to win the girl?
3. Amrita Rao....... she meets you and agrees to marry you. But she wants you to move in her banglow and be her PR and not work. She also eats non-veg etc. and wont change her lifestyle for you. But you are super crazy about her😉 so how will you handle this situation?
4. Why is CKY hell bent on Jameli doing my dilke tukde tukde😭 and not Dia's dil ke tukde??😆
Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar
Very interesting story....please read and then question at the end in Chameli color.
<FONT face="Tms Rmn">So there was this village where one day a man appeared and said that he wanted to buy monkeys. He said that he would pay a hundred rupees per monkey. The villagers caught all the monkeys in the neighbourhood and sold them to him for a hundred rupees each. Soon another man appeared and said that he would pay two hundred rupees for each monkey. But there weren't any more monkeys around. They were all owned by the first man. So the villagers went to him and said that they were willing to take the monkeys back and return his money. But the monkey owner was unwilling to sell. The villagers raised the offer price to Rs 150 per monkey, then Rs 175 and finally to Rs 199 but the man just didn't want to sell, even though he clearly didn't have any use for the monkeys. Eventually, just to see whether he would sell, they offe red him Rs 200 but he still refused.
The villagers were puzzled by this. Finally, one of them figured out that there must be someone else who was going to come to the village and offer even more money for the monkeys. Convinced that this was the real explanation, they went and offered the man Rs 300 for each monkey and sure enough the man accepted. Joyous at having landed such a good deal, they quickly paid him off before he changed his mind and took possession of the monkeys. The man went away with his money and presumably lived happily ever after. The villagers waited for the next buyer. And waited. And waited. But no one ever appeared who wanted to buy a monkey.
But wait. If you think you've guessed the moral of the story, you are wrong because the story isn't over yet. This story isn't quite the same as the monkey story you may have got in one of those chain-fowarded emails. In my version, there was another village nearby. In this village a man appeared one day and offered a thousand rupees each for a goat. Now goats were valuable, but not as much as a thousand rupees so the villagers sold the goats to this man. A similar thing happened here too. A second man appeared, offered two thousand for each goat, the first man refused and eventually the villagers ended up buying the goats back for Rs 3,000 each. Here too, the two men disappeared and no one ever came and offered so much money for a goat again. But there was a difference. Goats aren't monkeys. They could be milked every day and the milk was good and healthy. In fact I've heard that Gandhiji preferred goat milk. Even the goat droppings could be used as fuel, though I'm not sure of that. When the goats eventually grew too old to be milked, the villagers could kill them for mutton. All in all, it wasn't a complete disaster.
But the monkey-owners were not so lucky. Since these weren't demat monkeys, they actually had to be kept in one's house. The monkeys ate too much, shouted and shrieked all day and sometimes bit people. Eventually, when it became clear that the monkeys were worthless, their owners abandoned them and tried to forget about their losses. And that's the moral of the story. In the stock markets today, there are good companies that are overpriced and there are worthless companies that are overpriced. If you are going to be a fool and pay absurd prices because you think that a greater fool will appear in the future, make sure you buy a goat and not a monkey.
Tell me about some of the Monkey purchases that you have made and did you learn your lessons from the?
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