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1. General good behaviour
2. A good support
3. A little sense of humour
4. Not high thinker of oneself
5. Likes to enjoy every moment of life😊
1. General good behaviour
2. A good support
3. A little sense of humour
4. Not high thinker of oneself
5. Likes to enjoy every moment of life😊
Originally posted by: snowflake0555
list 6-8 places you'd like to visit someday
Dehradun in india, chiangmai in thailand, Canada, London UK, Paris france, Switzerland, Vanice, at present i m going to visit my family in india😆
what are you currently studying? I am studying for GMAT, its an entrance test for MBA courses (masters in business administration)
what's your job?Accounts and Finance as a manager
when do you plan on getting married?Some time after my studies
what's your favorite sport?Outdoor
are you a vegetarian?Yes
what are your favorite colors?Red
what do you do in your spare time?Watch TV, be on Internet, exercise, sports
who is the closest person in the world to you? Not one but many....
what is your dream? Do business, employ some people and marrying my dreamgirl😳
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Congo Kabhi.
Seems like you are having funhere....in that case...have some more...
Here is a picture.
Pick any 15 members and tell us what that member is thinking, if he/she is the monkey in the pic...😳
Adi: Aaj main to rocky mountain gaya tha, jump karte gana gaa raha thaa, beech mein yun kela kha raha tha, kisine 911 ghumaya to main kya karoo
CKY: Aaj main heera moti ko kele khilaunga aur uske chhilke reindeer aur baby taw ke pairon tale dalunga😛
Minali: Haye itne saare kele....... okk let me have one bite for dinner😆
Dia: Agar CKY aaya to yeh kele apne tale andhere me chhupa dungi 😛
Abhi: Kela kela kela kela kela kela kela, aao dikhau tumhe kele ka mela yeh nahi pyaare koi koi mamuli thela, fisal jaye pair ispe pade to, MOTW ke dwar khule jo
Ron: Aapun kele ka maafiya don, Ron😎
Snowy: ab mein kele se suny ko maar sakti hu😃
Rinkal: woow.... but how can I talk while eating...... or rather eat while talking..... are why do I talk nonstop..... how can I spam using this kelas....i m so confused
Suny: One bunch has 6 kelas so If there are k bunches of kelas then there should be 6^k kelas.... suny u r genious😃
Anu: Wooow now I can have the kelas while giving the updates😛
Bhaskar: With the change in physical structure, I had to switch from coffeee to banana to stay up..... but good now I can go to Jakhu temple faster😃
Sur_Sangam: I must open a thread... Is it fair to show so many bananas to us after physical change?
Manjudi: Are wah aaj to party ho jaye.... Minali sab baccho ko bulao..... hum sab banana party karenge
Avijee: I will give one banana to whosoever things Toshi is best..... oh see how much i m sacrificing
Mermaid_QT: Let me do the research on if the excess consumption of bananas lead to any cancer in monkeys.... 😛
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Congo Kabhi.
Seems like you are having funhere....in that case...have some more...
Here is a picture.
Pick any 15 members and tell us what that member is thinking, if he/she is the monkey in the pic...😳
Adi: Aaj main to rocky mountain gaya tha, jump karte gana gaa raha thaa, beech mein yun kela kha raha tha, kisine 911 ghumaya to main kya karoo
CKY: Aaj main heera moti ko kele khilaunga aur uske chhilke reindeer aur baby taw ke pairon tale dalunga😛
Minali: Haye itne saare kele....... okk let me have one bite for dinner😆
Dia: Agar CKY aaya to yeh kele apne tale andhere me chhupa dungi 😛
Abhi: Kela kela kela kela kela kela kela, aao dikhau tumhe kele ka mela yeh nahi pyaare koi koi mamuli thela, fisal jaye pair ispe pade to, MOTW ke dwar khule jo
Ron: Aapun kele ka maafiya don, Ron😎
Snowy: ab mein kele se suny ko maar sakti hu😃
Rinkal: woow.... but how can I talk while eating...... or rather eat while talking..... are why do I talk nonstop..... how can I spam using this kelas....i m so confused
Suny: One bunch has 6 kelas so If there are k bunches of kelas then there should be 6^k kelas.... suny u r genious😃
Anu: Wooow now I can have the kelas while giving the updates😛
Bhaskar: With the change in physical structure, I had to switch from coffeee to banana to stay up..... but good now I can go to Jakhu temple faster😃
Sur_Sangam: I must open a thread... Is it fair to show so many bananas to us after physical change?
Manjudi: Are wah aaj to party ho jaye.... Minali sab baccho ko bulao..... hum sab banana party karenge
Avijee: I will give one banana to whosoever things Toshi is best..... oh see how much i m sacrificing
Mermaid_QT: Let me do the research on if the excess consumption of bananas lead to any cancer in monkeys.... 😛
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Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar
Very interesting story....please read and then question at the end in Chameli color.
So there was this village where one day a man appeared and said that he wanted to buy monkeys. He said that he would pay a hundred rupees per monkey. The villagers caught all the monkeys in the neighbourhood and sold them to him for a hundred rupees each. Soon another man appeared and said that he would pay two hundred rupees for each monkey. But there weren't any more monkeys around. They were all owned by the first man. So the villagers went to him and said that they were willing to take the monkeys back and return his money. But the monkey owner was unwilling to sell. The villagers raised the offer price to Rs 150 per monkey, then Rs 175 and finally to Rs 199 but the man just didn't want to sell, even though he clearly didn't have any use for the monkeys. Eventually, just to see whether he would sell, they offe red him Rs 200 but he still refused.
The villagers were puzzled by this. Finally, one of them figured out that there must be someone else who was going to come to the village and offer even more money for the monkeys. Convinced that this was the real explanation, they went and offered the man Rs 300 for each monkey and sure enough the man accepted. Joyous at having landed such a good deal, they quickly paid him off before he changed his mind and took possession of the monkeys. The man went away with his money and presumably lived happily ever after. The villagers waited for the next buyer. And waited. And waited. But no one ever appeared who wanted to buy a monkey.
But wait. If you think you've guessed the moral of the story, you are wrong because the story isn't over yet. This story isn't quite the same as the monkey story you may have got in one of those chain-fowarded emails. In my version, there was another village nearby. In this village a man appeared one day and offered a thousand rupees each for a goat. Now goats were valuable, but not as much as a thousand rupees so the villagers sold the goats to this man. A similar thing happened here too. A second man appeared, offered two thousand for each goat, the first man refused and eventually the villagers ended up buying the goats back for Rs 3,000 each. Here too, the two men disappeared and no one ever came and offered so much money for a goat again. But there was a difference. Goats aren't monkeys. They could be milked every day and the milk was good and healthy. In fact I've heard that Gandhiji preferred goat milk. Even the goat droppings could be used as fuel, though I'm not sure of that. When the goats eventually grew too old to be milked, the villagers could kill them for mutton. All in all, it wasn't a complete disaster.
But the monkey-owners were not so lucky. Since these weren't demat monkeys, they actually had to be kept in one's house. The monkeys ate too much, shouted and shrieked all day and sometimes bit people. Eventually, when it became clear that the monkeys were worthless, their owners abandoned them and tried to forget about their losses. And that's the moral of the story. In the stock markets today, there are good companies that are overpriced and there are worthless companies that are overpriced. If you are going to be a fool and pay absurd prices because you think that a greater fool will appear in the future, make sure you buy a goat and not a monkey.
Tell me about some of the Monkey purchases that you have made and did you learn your lessons from the?
😆..... yeah I did purchase one script like this.... it was tata teleservices..... actally it went up up up and i made profits out of it..... but later it sunk with losses and i waited for few months to see a rise but finally i had to come to bangkok and needed money so sold it..... however today that share is priced at higher values...... I have made profits in all other shares...😛...... right now i have withdrawn all money from stock market because of high volatility😛..... basically i m not getting enough info from my broker that i used to get earlier in online trading😭
Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar
Since you are here only for 1 more day....This will be my last set of kweschuns...if you get to it...nahi to mai Wrinkal ke liye bacha ke rakhoonga... 😆
which IF member comes to your mind when you read this and why?
1.
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab saatve din mein khujli ho to
Aathve din nahaa lena chahiye.Ofcourse CKY😆
2.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hogaSuny😆
3.
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.Myself😉
4.
Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khajoor c smile hai...
Gaaliyon ki aChchi khasi File hai...
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid senile hai?Munna.....
5.
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!Minali😉
6.
Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu,
tu jaan mange...urm...Dia ka chalega kya boss?
Ron
7.
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
Circus k Retired Bander
Kisne aaney diya tujhe IF ke andar?
Taran
8.
Arz kiya hai...
tumhara chehraa moti samaan...
tumhara chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamare doggy ka naam
Dia
😆Enjoy😆
Sorry guys set was such...... pls dont mind..... actually i thought of noone after reading it😳 especially last two lines in each poem😆
Originally posted by: Guardian Angel
Omg........ itna kwestions from CKY!! Chameli colour eh!! Hamesha CKY uske gaal ko 😳 aisa bana dalta hai jo........😉😆
Ok........ answer following scenerios:
1. Dia. successfully completed her driving test👏 😆 Now Adi arranges a race between Dia., CKY and Suny. Dia. is driving a car, CKY baelgadi, and Suny is da road runner. Adi. gets Reindeer Singh to arrange some hurdles. Please describe the race, what Suny, CKY and Dia. will do to outdo one another and who will finish 1, 2, and 3. Also what kind of hurdle do you think Rindeer Singhji will put?
The race starts..... Reindeer has put REd cloth in front side of Dia's car and Suny's road runner So CKY's supersonic bails whenever go ahead turn around and try to hit the red cloth.... Reindeer's only intention is to not make CKY win because if he wins, Chameli belongs to CKY..... suny uses his mathemetical skills and takes the shortest route to reach the destiny....How can dia make chotu motu patotu or CKY win.... so she spreads pitch dark andhera all over.... CKY's bails cant see and Suny's road runner is solar equipped.... so it could not run.... Reindeer takes benefit of this and beat CKY in andhera.... While suny throws stone on dia's headlight so its broken..... now dia has to bring lights again and suny's road runner has started.... CKY sees reindeer and pushes him on heera and moti and starts the bailgadi so fast that reindeer is jumping on his stomach on the bails and its helping him getting rid of the stomach...... Suny is going fast from shorter route, dia is far ahead and CKY's supersonic bails are even faster.... but whats this..... till the end of the race all the three cross the line together... now hopefully no questions from the three😉😆
2. Adi.'s mom arranges for him to meet a nice girl and Adi. agrees just to keep mom happy. But when he meets the girl, its like "love at first sight"😆 As they start talking more during the date, the girl cannot stand Kishore Kumar or Yasudaas and she is a great fan of HR😆. Well Adi. cannot do without Kishore Kumar and Yasudaas and he cannot stand HR (this is a scenario only). The girl gets nauseated at the smell of black coffee and only likes tea........ Now what do you think Adi. should do to win the girl?
He must offer her for shopping and muy some caps for himself.... tell her that he doesnt sleep much so h can give her enough time😉..... Tell her that HR is a better singer than him.... andhis company is doing chemical research on HR's singing.... tell her that he likes the song "Zooth nahi bolna" and wish this girl was actress instead of the original as she is really beautiful..... tell her that HR singing make me remember kishoreda and yeshudas (this sentence is with double meaning😉)..... and that he believed in song "jaane kyon log pyaar karte hain...." but after seeing her its like "aashique banaya aapne"😛
3. Amrita Rao....... she meets you and agrees to marry you. But she wants you to move in her banglow and be her PR and not work. She also eats non-veg etc. and wont change her lifestyle for you. But you are super crazy about her😉 so how will you handle this situation?
Considering that I am supercrazy about Amrita rao😉..... I would make her believe I am a good actor and that we shall do Vivah part 2 together based on our real life vivah.... tell her that she can have me as much as she wants as she eats non veg😉....... I would say that I like her for what she is and not for what i want her to be😛.... Since I would be an actor too.... She cant be proud of being earning person in family..... and i can give her space as well as be with her😉😆
4. Why is CKY hell bent on Jameli doing my dilke tukde tukde😭 and not Dia's dil ke tukde??😆
Because he cant see dia's dil ke tukde in the dia tale andhera.... he can atleast catch urs stitch them and give to u.....😳😆
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Originally posted by: kabhi_21
10 pairs 😆.... u r really baking grilling frying etc.ing me 😉😆
Adi - Bhaskar: sleepless nights
Ashish - Aparna: Excellent singers😛 (from Maharashtra😉😆)
Suny - Snowy: Always in a race to make other person lose😆
CKY-Dia: Ek heera ko dhota hain dusri moti ko😛...par wo to khud moti (phat) hai......ab wo apne aapko nahi dhoyegi to usey kaun dhoyega...wait...I can dho her..😆😆😆
Ron-Abhi: Chhota don ke upar bahes😉
Minali-Rinkal: Latest badi behen chhoti behen jodi😆
Anu-Daisy: Best friends forever
Shady-Pranjal: Excellent writers on the floor
Barnalidi_Questda: Excellence of music brought to learners like us
Last but not the least
Manjudi - Kavitaji: Naa juda honge hum kabhi khushi kabhi gam😛
Excellent pairing!!👏
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