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Ravan ji ghaar aaaye

1. Ravan comes to your house and startes hunting for 10 pairs of socks... u have only 10 paris in the house, but they are very difficult to find...u have only 10 minutes until Ram And Lakshman come and destroy the house with arrows...Ravan needs the socks on 10 minutes...what do you do?

2. Ravan comes to your house in need of 10 arrows... u have no arrows, so u gotta consturct 10 magical arrows...You only have 5 minutes until Ram And Lakshman arrow down the house...what do you do?

3. Ravan comes to your house in search of 10 sari's....Sita is getting very iritated at the poor service. There is no tailor for light years. Ravan has only 1 minute until Ram and Lakshman rescue Sita, and Ravan heart breaks...what do you do?

4. Ravan comes to your house for 10 miuntes. He says if u do not let him stay, He will burn down the house. If you do, then Ram and Lakshman will arrow down the house. What do you do?

5. Ravan comes to your house looking for 10 chirstmas presents for his 10 heads. What 10 things will u give them? {if they are cheap, Ram and Lakshman will arrow down your house}.

6. Ravan comes to your house for 10 wives, but u can only provide 3....where do you get the other 7 from? He will arrow down your house if u don't get 7 wives in 4 minutes.

7. Ravan comes to your house in search of 10 water molecules. But u can't provide that little, and Ravan can't have any more than 10...what do you do? Ram And Lakshman will arrow down your house if you dun provide 10 Water Molecules in 60 Minutes.

8. Ravan comes to your house to ask you for your hand in marriage. What do you do?

9. Ravan comes to your house because his calling card expired and he has no telephone. He spends 500 minutes on the phone flirting with Sita...Ram and Lakshman see and hear him, and are on the verge of arrowing down the house. What do you do?

10. Ravan comes to your house and chops of 9 of his heads. He asks you to sew them back in his preferred order. You only have 8.35 seconds to do so, or he will burn down the house.



Osama hogaya Crore Pati


11. Osama becomes a millionaire and bribes Borack Obama into war with India, Pakistan, and Afghanistan, and only you can stop it. What do you do?

12. Osama becomes a millionaire and offers you that money to hijack a plane and crash it into the white house. What do you do?

13. Osama becomes a millionaire and begins a game called "Who has the most terrorist mind" where you have to give him 5 solid terrorist Ideas. He has held your family as hostages. He will kill them if you don't give him 5 realistic Ideas. What 5 do you give him?

14. Osama becomes a millionaire and goes to Dubai to buy Burj Dubai. You know how much Suny loves that, and will never let this uncle of his take over. How do you stop Osama?

15. Osama becomes a millionaire and starts selling dollar billz on the street. This billz however have anthrax in it. How do you stop him?

16. Osama becomes a millionaire and destroys every police authority in the world. He is off to destroy the world and migrate to Europa where Earth Life has been discovered. How do you stop him?

17. Osama becomes a millionaire and is on the verge of robbing everyone on the face of the earth. What do you do?

18. Osama becomes a millionaire and destroys every single cricket bat and any microbiology information that exists. How do you stop him?

19. Osama becomes a millionaire and also becomes KING LADEN in Bollywood, which you do not wish. How do you get him to be regular OBL again?

20. Osama becomes a millionaire...how do you make him become bankrupt?



Bush-E-Disco

21. Bush learns how to Disco, and DESTROYS, as in RIPS APART, as in BURNS, as in SHUTS DOWN, as in SERVES, as in HUMILIATES Mithun in dancing. How do you get Mithun is Disco Dancer title back?

22. Bush is teaching kids political disco, but u dun like this idea. how do you stop him?

23. Bush disco's his way into another 4 years presidency, and another 4 years in to Amrican Barbaadi. You had enough of this because Becahara Suny is suffering. How do you make him lose his presidency?

24. Bush Disco's when he finds out he got 100$. How do you make him lose that money and make him stop discoing?

25. Bush Disco's as he Robs a bank. How do you save the day?

26. Bush becomes the worlds number 1 disco dancer. How do you make him #2, and you #1?

27. Bush Discoed to the mall, and discoed his way into free food. It's your loss sumhow, so how do you get him to pay?

28.Bush Discos his way into your car, and steals it and runs away. How do you stop him [or your bike]?

29. Bush Discoed into you and then got you arrested for physical assault. How do you get your revenge?

30. Bush disco's so much that you get mad. How do make him stop discoing?

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Ravan ji ghaar aaaye

1. Ravan comes to your house and startes hunting for 10 pairs of socks... u have only 10 paris in the house, but they are very difficult to find...u have only 10 minutes until Ram And Lakshman come and destroy the house with arrows...Ravan needs the socks on 10 minutes...what do you do?

As it happens they are dirty and I get the neighbour's dog to sniff em out quick😉

2. Ravan comes to your house in need of 10 arrows... u have no arrows, so u gotta consturct 10 magical arrows...You only have 5 minutes until Ram And Lakshman arrow down the house...what do you do?

My crystall ball makes one and when he sees them in my mirror of illusion they appear as ten arrows

3. Ravan comes to your house in search of 10 sari's....Sita is getting very iritated at the poor service. There is no tailor for light years. Ravan has only 1 minute until Ram and Lakshman rescue Sita, and Ravan heart breaks...what do you do?

Easy....... open bhabhi's wardrob and pull out the first batch of ten

4. Ravan comes to your house for 10 miuntes. He says if u do not let him stay, He will burn down the house. If you do, then Ram and Lakshman will arrow down the house. What do you do?

He can come to my house for ten mins but I will put him in my car and drive him for that time showing him the Xmas lights around the neighbourhood.

5. Ravan comes to your house looking for 10 chirstmas presents for his 10 heads. What 10 things will u give them? {if they are cheap, Ram and Lakshman will arrow down your house}.

Give him a big certificate and take him to a large Dept. store for him to pick his gifts.

n comes to your house for 10 wives, but u can only provide 3....where do you get the other 7 from? He will arrow down your house if u don't get 7 wives in 4 minutes.

Give him a DVD of Chicago movie and tell him to take all 7.

7. Ravan comes to your house in search of 10 water molecules. But u can't provide that little, and Ravan can't have any more than 10...what do you do? Ram And Lakshman will arrow down your house if you dun provide 10 Water Molecules in 60 Minutes.

Will get my Prof. to shrink it like Mini Me and give it to him

8. Ravan comes to your house to ask you for your hand in marriage. What do you do?

Hide my one hand and give him a bio-mechanical one saying its my hand

9. Ravan comes to your house because his calling card expired and he has no telephone. He spends 500 minutes on the phone flirting with Sita...Ram and Lakshman see and hear him, and are on the verge of arrowing down the house. What do you do?

Naw.... Ram will be glad he is flirting virtually and not in RL

10. Ravan comes to your house and chops of 9 of his heads. He asks you to sew them back in his preferred order. You only have 8.35 seconds to do so, or he will burn down the house.

Lols........ my Prof. will direct me and I will tell Ravan his 8.35 seconds is 8.35 hrs. in 21st Century😉


Osama hogaya Crore Pati


11. Osama becomes a millionaire and bribes Borack Obama into war with India, Pakistan, and Afghanistan, and only you can stop it. What do you do?

I will say why spend the millions in a war. Duniya ki sahar karlo in CKYs baelgadi and lavish yourself with goods etc.

12. Osama becomes a millionaire and offers you that money to hijack a plane and crash it into the white house. What do you do?

Sure...... I take his millions and disappear

13. Osama becomes a millionaire and begins a game called "Who has the most terrorist mind" where you have to give him 5 solid terrorist Ideas. He has held your family as hostages. He will kill them if you don't give him 5 realistic Ideas. What 5 do you give him?

Kidnap 5 jasoos of Ravana and take them to a cave and get them to show you how to blow the world in 5 days. Get them to do a demo. of the missiles they have........... viola the cave blows up

14. Osama becomes a millionaire and goes to Dubai to buy Burj Dubai. You know how much Suny loves that, and will never let this uncle of his take over. How do you stop Osama?

Hide the real one for Suny and give him a clone.

15. Osama becomes a millionaire and starts selling dollar billz on the street. This billz however have anthrax in it. How do you stop him?

Tell him about the mad cow disease and that it will get him unless he leaves immediately

16. Osama becomes a millionaire and destroys every police authority in the world. He is off to destroy the world and migrate to Europa where Earth Life has been discovered. How do you stop him?

The real police authorities hide in The Wooden Horse and get him when he goes abord a plane.

17. Osama becomes a millionaire and is on the verge of robbing everyone on the face of the earth. What do you do?

I tell him to visit Donald Trump as other citizens wont have that much money and he is wasting a lot of time going round peoples homes

18. Osama becomes a millionaire and destroys every single cricket bat and any microbiology information that exists. How do you stop him?

Give him a memory loss drink made in a microbiology lab

19. Osama becomes a millionaire and also becomes KING LADEN in Bollywood, which you do not wish. How do you get him to be regular OBL again?

Naw........ once he watches Ekta Kapoor series he will leave immediately😉

20. Osama becomes a millionaire...how do you make him become bankrupt?

Take him to the Trump Casinos and make him lose

Bush-E-Disco

21. Bush learns how to Disco, and DESTROYS, as in RIPS APART, as in BURNS, as in SHUTS DOWN, as in SERVES, as in HUMILIATES Mithun in dancing. How do you get Mithun is Disco Dancer title back?

How dare he destroy Michun. Do an NB international series and make Mithun do a no. with international theme and crown him the Int. Champ

22. Bush is teaching kids political disco, but u dun like this idea. how do you stop him?

Get the kids interested in a singing contest and forget about political discos

23. Bush disco's his way into another 4 years presidency, and another 4 years in to Amrican Barbaadi. You had enough of this because Becahara Suny is suffering. How do you make him lose his presidency?

I tell him Ravana and Osama will visit him and destroy him unless he gives up his presidency, which he does.

24. Bush Disco's when he finds out he got 100$. How do you make him lose that money and make him stop discoing?

I tell him he can make more money by signing autographs at McNallys so he should come with me

25. Bush Disco's as he Robs a bank. How do you save the day?

Get Ravana to stand inside the bank with his ten heads to scare him away

26. Bush becomes the worlds number 1 disco dancer. How do you make him #2, and you #1?

I get Govinda to coach me and an American Idol loser to show him dancing steps.

27. Bush Discoed to the mall, and discoed his way into free food. It's your loss sumhow, so how do you get him to pay?

I say pay up or next time you get no freebies from Canada and you cannot dump your nuclear waste on our soils either

28.Bush Discos his way into your car, and steals it and runs away. How do you stop him [or your bike]?

I say it has a time bomb in it

29. Bush Discoed into you and then got you arrested for physical assault. How do you get your revenge?

I get Bret The Hitman Hart to assult him

30. Bush disco's so much that you get mad. How do make him stop discoing?

Tell him to Disco at an Indian mela where the music is so loud that his ear drums rip........ that should stop him

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Ravan, Osama, and Bush all goto your house. They steal a million dollars from all your belongings, and disco their way out. How do you kick them out of your house, get your money back, and destroy their discoing abilities?