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Ranbir looks shocked as does the whole family
RN-Main aur kaana (starts laughing) app mazaak kar rahi hain na. Lekhin todi chaldi hogaya April fools aj nahin do haafton ke baad hain. App ko tab ye karne chaiye ta ab April fools ke liye app ke paas kuch be nahi
Big D- (lovingly)Bete main mazaak nahin kar rahi. Aj raat ke kane mein daal, chawal, ek sabzee ki dish, ek meat dish aur meete meingajar ka halwa hona chaye. Aur haan kana 8 baje table pe hona chaye, agar nahin huwa toh mein aur malikaa tume bohot saare tappar kil ayeenge
RN-Par Big D main.......
Big D- Mun band kar, Kanya is kade ko kitchen kahaan hai ja kar dikhao aur ek baar phir bata dena kaane mein kya hona chaiye.
KN-Ji Big D
Kanya and Ranbir walk towards the kitchen when all of a sudden Kanya starts laughing
RN-haas kyun rahi ho yan meri jaan pe ban ayi hai aur tume maazak suj raha hai
KN-haas is liye rahi hoon kyun ke aaj mere do plan te aur dono hit rahe aur tumare jitne be plan ya idea te woh tumari bhai ki filmon ki tara super flop rahein
RN-Eh just shut up waise tumare doosra idea kya ta pehla to Reva bhabi aur Devika ko yeh dikhlana ta ke hum tum pyaar kartein hain. Doosra kya ta?
KN-Doosra ide ta Ranbir Nanda se baadla
RN-Ranbir Nan.. woh to mein hoon mujse baadla kyun wait a minute iska maatlab yeh sab tumne kiya
They are now inside the kitchen
KN-haan ye sab maine kiya aur ye sab is liye kiya kyun ke pele tumne muje zabardasti kiss kiya aur uske baad jaan buch kar zor se zameen pe gira diya
RN-Maine tume kiss kiya yaan tumne muje kiss kiya. Bagwwan ka shukar hai ke us waqt Slok agaya warna main kissi ko mun dikhane ke kabil nahin rehta. Meri izzat lut leti tum, agar ye hojata to main mom ko kya kehta
KN-Izzat tumari tab luti jab tumare paas izzat hoti
RN-Hai Kanya Gobergole dekle loon ga tume akir aukaad hi kya hai tumari
KN-Mera naam Kanya Nanda hai aur meri aukaad Nanda parivaar ki bahu ki hai. Aur haan mein woh Kanya Nanda hoon jo Ranbir Nanda se Kaana banwarahi hai. Kaane se yaad aya Big D ne kaha ta ke kaane mein dal,chawal, ek sabzi ki dish aur ek meat ki dish aur haan gajar ka halwa 8 baje bana kar table pe rakh dena
Kanya walks off behind her Ranbir grabs a kadu to throw at her which rebounds on a wall and hits him on the head Kanya turns around and starts laughing
KN-tut tut marne jare te muje aur lag gayi tume ya to khud ke per par khulati marne ki baat hogayi. Chalo cooking shuru karo tumare pass sirf 7 gante hain
Kanya walks away leaving a furious Ranbir behind her
RN-dekh loonga us chipkali ko mujse kanna ban wa rahi ha maar daloonga. I hate you bloody 2 by 2.
Kanya walks into Big Ds room where she sees Slok showing everyone the video of her and Ranbir kissing and starts getting a weird feeling and is just about to say something when there is a scream everyone rushes to the kitchen to see
RN-
RN-Main aur kaana (starts laughing) app mazaak kar rahi hain na. Lekhin todi chaldi hogaya April fools aj nahin do haafton ke baad hain. App ko tab ye karne chaiye ta ab April fools ke liye app ke paas kuch be nahi
Big D- (lovingly)Bete main mazaak nahin kar rahi. Aj raat ke kane mein daal, chawal, ek sabzee ki dish, ek meat dish aur meete meingajar ka halwa hona chaye. Aur haan kana 8 baje table pe hona chaye, agar nahin huwa toh mein aur malikaa tume bohot saare tappar kil ayeenge
RN-Par Big D main.......
Big D- Mun band kar, Kanya is kade ko kitchen kahaan hai ja kar dikhao aur ek baar phir bata dena kaane mein kya hona chaiye.
KN-Ji Big D
Kanya and Ranbir walk towards the kitchen when all of a sudden Kanya starts laughing
RN-haas kyun rahi ho yan meri jaan pe ban ayi hai aur tume maazak suj raha hai
KN-haas is liye rahi hoon kyun ke aaj mere do plan te aur dono hit rahe aur tumare jitne be plan ya idea te woh tumari bhai ki filmon ki tara super flop rahein
RN-Eh just shut up waise tumare doosra idea kya ta pehla to Reva bhabi aur Devika ko yeh dikhlana ta ke hum tum pyaar kartein hain. Doosra kya ta?
KN-Doosra ide ta Ranbir Nanda se baadla
RN-Ranbir Nan.. woh to mein hoon mujse baadla kyun wait a minute iska maatlab yeh sab tumne kiya
They are now inside the kitchen
KN-haan ye sab maine kiya aur ye sab is liye kiya kyun ke pele tumne muje zabardasti kiss kiya aur uske baad jaan buch kar zor se zameen pe gira diya
RN-Maine tume kiss kiya yaan tumne muje kiss kiya. Bagwwan ka shukar hai ke us waqt Slok agaya warna main kissi ko mun dikhane ke kabil nahin rehta. Meri izzat lut leti tum, agar ye hojata to main mom ko kya kehta
KN-Izzat tumari tab luti jab tumare paas izzat hoti
RN-Hai Kanya Gobergole dekle loon ga tume akir aukaad hi kya hai tumari
KN-Mera naam Kanya Nanda hai aur meri aukaad Nanda parivaar ki bahu ki hai. Aur haan mein woh Kanya Nanda hoon jo Ranbir Nanda se Kaana banwarahi hai. Kaane se yaad aya Big D ne kaha ta ke kaane mein dal,chawal, ek sabzi ki dish aur ek meat ki dish aur haan gajar ka halwa 8 baje bana kar table pe rakh dena
Kanya walks off behind her Ranbir grabs a kadu to throw at her which rebounds on a wall and hits him on the head Kanya turns around and starts laughing
KN-tut tut marne jare te muje aur lag gayi tume ya to khud ke per par khulati marne ki baat hogayi. Chalo cooking shuru karo tumare pass sirf 7 gante hain
Kanya walks away leaving a furious Ranbir behind her
RN-dekh loonga us chipkali ko mujse kanna ban wa rahi ha maar daloonga. I hate you bloody 2 by 2.
Kanya walks into Big Ds room where she sees Slok showing everyone the video of her and Ranbir kissing and starts getting a weird feeling and is just about to say something when there is a scream everyone rushes to the kitchen to see
RN-
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