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My dearest Forumwaasis!
I'll rephrase, my dearest waasis that are left here 😆
Did the title scare you'll? Hehe.. Sorry, not sorry 😎
How is everyone? I hope life is being good and only keeps getting better in the new year! I won't say I'm excited to say bye to 2017, cause I was excited to bid off 2016 and 2017 only served to be even more horrific 😆
So I'll simply say, thank you 2017, for testing my strengths and 2018, now that I know my strength, no demo is needed 😎
Right so, coming to this post. . .
I'm not sure how many have noticed, but I have been scarcely present around here and I hear chatter every now and then about ridiculous reasons for which I have already quit, notice how its in the past? I'll clear something right away, I haven't quit, neither do I intend to ever completely bid adieu. Not cause I'm addicted to the forum, I was at one point, but thankfully am completely over it now. What I'm not over are my darling friends here! I can't break their hearts, no matter how much I tried. Yes, I was fully aware how my decision affected you all.
Most of you by now have a brief idea about the fact that I may leave, there are rumors that I don't have the nerve to publicly acknowledge the fact that I was to leave and would silently walk into the sunset, makes me laugh cause I am vocal about everything under the sun, I never shut it and this I have been told is my worst drawback. Nonetheless, here I am, a year into contemplating my decision, that I've finally made up my mind, I don't break promises. It may not matter to many, a few barely remain here but I owe it to those that stuck by.
I won't quit. Never completely. I had promised I will stay until Alfaaz and Mrs. & Mr. Shravan Malhotra are complete, and so I will stay until they cross the finish line. Those of you that enjoy both the series, thank you, it means a hell of a lot to me. I know I am inconsistent in updating, I am apologetic, life happened! I hope to update soon but I shall be honest, I haven't started working on either 🥱 Patience is a virtue...
Having cleared this bit, I have another confession to make. I won't really be around here a lot. I would be a rare face, as I am now, and I might not be the spammer that I once was, but I still am and will always be Zoya, one you can approach anytime with any issues you may have. I promise to reply to PMs here or DMs on wattpad. Pinky Promise!
About my works, I tried and hoped I would be able to move all to Wattpad by end of this month, but I am nowhere close to that goal and I don't think I will find time to do the same either. Anyway, once I finish moving them, I will shoot down all of them from here and they will then only be available on Wattpad (Follow me @ orion623 ), links for which will be provided. This move is to protect against plagiarism. Alfaaz and Mrs. & Mr. would be here till they are complete. Also, if any of you see anyone plagiarizing my work in part or full, do notify me. They will be dealt with amicably😃
Yes, now, about my unceremonious recurrent absence, I need prayers! By the ton please. Not just me, my whole clan! I shall list those that really need blessings:
- You guys might remember about my cousin, Zariq, who had gotten detected with acute myeloid lukemia last year. He was fine after 6 months of chemo. He has relapsed and things are lets say, not very nice. We need to find the boy a marrow and in the interim he needs to be able to sustain chemo. So please guys, pray for my brother!
- Zara, my 4-month-old niece, born with a congenital defect in her intestine, she was doing well after 4 reconstructive surgeries. She seems to have developed an infection in the stomach, she's in the ICU.
- My best friend, Sonam, who got detected with a valve failure which can't be operated upon. Doctors say she needs to ride the tide, how much ever tide is there.
- My uncle. Afzal, who had a paralytic stroke last year, still hasn't recuperated.
- My Mom, Zakia, who had cancer, that has been removed but has to undergo grueling tests every other month to be sure all is good.
- Lastly, me :p Who is tired of shitting bricks, a week of peace? What's gonna hit us now? I'm a cynic, what do I say?
Anyway, the reason I gave names and this sad-ish list is that even if one of you, dil se prays for them, I would be forever obliged. Those of you that already know, and are constantly being my support, you have no clue what you guys mean to me! ❤️
Okay, so after this really long rant, I guess I owe it to make you all smile, but given that I have no time currently, I will use one of my old posts, its locked now, so I will copy paste it here again 😆 Enjoy folks! The Show That Wasn't!
I just realized I never really payed tribute to our show!
Picture/GIF credit : Makers .. I own nothing!
We can't have that now can we!
We all know what our show was, if asked we can give adjectives, meanings for which may not even be found in the dictionary. So I won't go there...
I'll simply do a parody on what it wasn't😆
Here's presenting in no particular order, the show that wasn't : -
It wasn't our show where we started out believing a certain couple to be the lead and it turned out much later that it wasn't so, had we rooted for PreeKar we would have been much much happier souls.
It wasn't our show where the ultimate sasuma was actually a sasur, beat that Ekta Kapoor!
It wasn't our show where the penultimate shaadi happened in two minutes instead of 2 months, bajuwala show, listening right!?
It wasn't our show where the vamp was actually rooting for homeboy and homegirl!
It wasn't our show where we got to see babies made faster than maggie, I call it the "Maggie Putra!"
It wasn't our show where the hero got married, kidnapped and got out unscathed in a matter of hours and kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala, talk about James bond level sneaky!
It wasn't our show where the hero is actually wolverine, he gets hit in the head with a hammer, meh, concussion W*F is that? He gets deep gashes due to breakage of glass, meh, stitches, W*F are they? He drinks a bottle each night, hangover W*F is that? His heart is broken a million times with such intensity that you can actually hear it, meh, flat lining, W*F do you mean!?
It wasn't our show where the heroine says "I love you" to a beetle leaf stained teeth owner half her height, but never to the hero. Who needs words eh?
It wasn't our show where Ek Letter ka ishtehaar chhap gya but End the hero khud na de paya heroine ko (Credit Prii)
It wasn't our show where the villain is actually fan girling over homeboy!
The other villain too...
It wasn't our show where the eldest of the family instead of giving gyaan actually hands out burns of the highest slayster order.
It wasn't our show where the aunt is pal mai evil pal mai pyaari.
It wasn't our show where "Maa ki daal" got more footage than "Maa" herself.
It wasn't our show where "Papa puran" lasted longer than the confession.
It wasn't our show where the FL's friend was uniquely serving lassie to people's mothers...
It wasn't our show where people were wondering till the very end if the title actually made sense?!
It wasn't our show where an Oxford educated, well established lawyer randomly became Devdas.
It wasn't our show where "Oopar wale ki gai in maika" become "Jungli billi in sasuraal"
It wasn't in our show where the hero gave more chamats to people than pappis his pyaar.
It wasn't our show where a certain friend upped our umeed by saying hero fees mai pappi maangega.
It wasn't our show where the hormones of everyone but the main lead were jumping.
And finally, It wasn't our show where we get 7 months of ladai and 2 minutes of romance! It's called "hatke", look it up!
Picture/GIF credit : Makers .. I own nothing!
This wasn't meant to offend anyone, it's merely a fun post.
Anyone that can come up with anything more, please feel free to list them out in the comments!
#Karke dekho accha lagta hai
#The show that wasn't
#Shravan Sabke vaaste Cheers guys!
P.S. Those of you that read this, thank you!
And I hope to see you around often!
I promise, I will try to be around as much as I can...
PMs that have not received responses, soon..
Stories I have left on res, soon...
Everything I haven't done and had promised to, soon..
Hugs!
Zoya!
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