TV ke kissi purane channel pe haath pada aur gana shuru: Main chali main chali, dekho PRP ki gali, mujhe roke na koi, main chali, main chali...
Arre yeh kya? GD ka singhasan to dolta hua nazar aaraha tha. NGO wali ne jab kahan ki Nandini ke president banane ki khushi main yeh PRP ko support karengi, tab GD ke chehre ka rang ekdum aise udd gaya jaise kissine bleach solution daal diya ho. Wow. ekdum reverse of holi. Aur phir inhe kya chane ke jhad pe chadhaya...aur yeh chad bhi gayi.
GD poochh rahi thi ki aapko kisne bataya? Aji aise baatein chhupti bhi nahi hai ji. Aur waise bhi, itni zor shor se Nandini Ji ki Jayjaykaar huyi ki kissi behre ne bhi abtak sun lena tha. Khair chhodiye.
GD ka haal bura hai Ji. Jale pe kala-safed laal namak ragad diya logon ne. Kehte hai Ab yeh Nandini ko mentor karengi. Nandini man hi man soch rahi thi ki Mere man ki theory aur tere man ki practice se bol guide bol crisis hoga ki nahi? Hoga, bhai zaroor hoga!
Aur kya meeting thi: all set for Jaal-the trap. GD announcement was like a 440 V jolt for Nandini. SHukra kijiye inke baal sir se perpendicular khade nahi huye. Wig aur glue kafi achhe quality ka use kiya lagta hai. Khatar-Nak ji ka expression kya tha? Wow.
GD ne kya rang badala? Oopar se Nandini ne poochha, Ek raat main aisa kya hogaya? Aji Madam, Behenji, ek pal main duniya idhar ki udhar ho jaati hai. Pata hai aapko? Now get ready! POlitics is a game of non-linear kinetics, as quoted by someone...
GD ne Nandini ko resign karne ko bola to Khatar-Nak miya under se hil gaye. Soch rahe honge ki yeh waqt mujhpar bhi aa sakta hai!
Iske ooper Nandini's acceptance was like 'Dont underestimate the capabilities of the common man...' Yeh boy...Hume to French revolution ki yaad aagayi. Itihaas bhi apne aap ko repeat karne ko chala hai ji.
Challenger naamak shuttle chala bhi Saas aur Bahu ke beech main. Saasu Ma, Nandini ko apne ek lambi rassi de di aur socha ki yeh usme ulazh kar rah jayengi? Nahi! yeh to aapke bete ko lekar furrr ho jayegi!
Phir wo formalities ke waqt kya catwalk kiya Nandini aur GD ne. Sirf stage ki kami thi. Nandini bahu kae gale main gende ka haar dekhakar hume RV ki allergy ki yaad aa gayi. Kya chheeenke thi...Aaachhooo! Nandini ko first job diya flag hoisting ka. kya baat hai. Humne socha eh sab to PM, President karte aaye haina...to ab Aam ladki karegi. Inki Jai ho (Salman Khan ki nahi, Nandini Ki...Stupid!)
Nandini RV convo was cute. BTW, Yeh RV ne kaisi shirt peheni thi? Ekdum Govinda ke bhai lag rahe the. Apni Patni ki tareefon ke pul-pe pul bandhe ja rahe they aur Nandini unka anawaran kar rahi (I mean inauguration)
AUr wahan desh ki politics shuru nahi huyi ki kitchen politics shuru. Daadi Sa ne Nandini ko kitchen sambhalne ko kaha to Beauty Chachi ka chehra dekhane laayak tha. Phir Snooty ne socha, ki ab inke haath ka (Khana) bhi khana padega? He ram! Kya Ragging sochi aapne, GD...ab Nandini cannot be at two places at the same time.
Magar sambhal jayiye. Nandini ke probably 20 haath aur 10 sir hai...sakshat durga mata!
Precap: Ek teer, do nishaan...Nandini ke liye tough paper!
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