Ek aur somwar
Yeh somwar bhi lagta hai aise hi beethega
Kaam kaudi ka nahi, phursat ghadi ki nahi
Sochta hoon phursat ko hi kaam bana diya jaaye Akhir kya burayi hai
-Kunal Chopra
11th July 2011
Panditji ne aaj hatheli dekhkar kaha
Shaadi ka sikh hai, kaam mein tarakki
Sehat hero jaisi
Yeh kehkar phat se 200rs manga
Maine bhi jhat se 200rs tikaya
Aur bola panditji baaki kismat chamakne ke baad
-Kunal Chopra
12th July 2012
Kal ghar lautne mein thodi der hogayi
Dekha Maa darwaaze pe intezar kar rahi thi
Mujhe khana khilaya
Tabhi soyi woh
Pata nai hai yeh Maa ko kaise pata chal jatha hai
Ki mein poore din se bhookha hoon
-Kunal Chopra
13th July 2011
Aplam Chaplam Yamma Yamma
Chai Chappa Chai
Kai ganon ke
aise lafz hai jinka koi matlab nahi
Phir bhi achhe lagte hai
Kyunki iss matlabi duniya mein
Kuch toh ho jiska matlab naho
-Kunal Chopra
14th July 2011
Yeh Ladkiyaan badi ajeeb hothe hai,
Har cheez keliye formula hothe hai inke pass
23 saal mein college,
25 saal par MBA,
27 saal par Ek bade ameer ladke se shaadi-Richa bhi kuch aisa hi sochti thi,
Bad mein uske iss plan mein fit na hopaya
-Kunal Chopra
15th July 2011
Tareek sirf Akbaar ke panne
Ya calender par hi badalte hai.
Ek din aur beetgaya,
Aaj kuch naya nahi
High court ke compound mein leta raha,
Ha aaj sharab bhi nahi pee
Kabhi Kabhi kuch na karna bhi ajeeb sukoon detha hai. haina
-Kunal Chopra
18th July 2011
Aaj ek hindi film dekhi,
Uska villain dekhkar
Richa ki Daddy Thakral saab ki yaad aai,
Yeh villains ke naam aisa hi hota hai na
Thakral, Shakraal,
Waise film dekh kar aisa bhi khayal aaya ki
Happy Endings sirf filmon mein hi hoti hai
-Kunal Chopra
19th July 2011
Kal ghar par sabka mood off tha
Papa ne narazgi mein khanaa nahi khaaya
Yeh dekh bhai bhi khaana chod kar chala gaya,
Toh mein table se nahi utha,
Aisa bhi gussa kis kaam ka joh raat bhar aapko acidity de
-Kunal Chopra
20th July 2011
Chopra family Ke court mein
Aaj Ek aur Mukadma dahir hua
Judge sahab papa Mr Raj Chopra ne faisla suna diya
Indian Home Act ke tahet mein nakara karar diya gaya
-Kunal Chopra
21st July 2011
Mera bhai Anand duniya k race mein
Sabse tez Daudnewala, Zimmedar, Handsome , Apne kaam mein no 1 - A Perfect Man, Aur ab uski sabse badi khoobi - Woh mere jaisa nahi tha
-Kunal Chopra
22nd July 2011
Yeh buso mein jitney log chadhte hai
Kya utne hi utarte hai
Aur agar utne nai utarte
Toh phir baki kaha jate hai
Maa kehti hai ki mein bakwass bahut karta hoon
Woh yeh nahi samajti ki bakwass karne ka bhi apna alag hi maaza hota hai
-Kunal Chopra
25th July 2011
Dad kehte hai ki kamyabi ke kahi baap hote hai
Failure ka koi nahi
Lekin iss situation pe mera yeh kehna hai ki
Kamyabi mein toh saab thik hai sab maaf hai, Lekin agar aap fail ho gaye toh phir sab aapke baap hai
-Kunal Chopra
26th July 2011
Mera chota bhai Anand kal ek naya mobile phone leke aaya
Phone par 5 saal ki guarantee, har cheez mein guarantee
Sirf rishton ki koi guarantee nahi hoti
Agar rishton par life time guarantee deni padti toh kitna soch kar banate na
Hum har naya rishta
-Kunal Chopra
27th July 2011
Subah se ek khayal peet mein gud gud aur dimag mein sur sur kar raha hai
Meri choti behen Raveena
Hamesha kehti hai kuch bhi asambhav nai khayal acha hai
Ha mein saalo se kuch bhi nahi kar raha hoon
Bilkul asambhav nahi kuch nakam nahi
-Kunal Chopra
28th July 2011
Sab kehte hai ki joh tumne khoya hai use wapas pana bahut mushkil hai
Mein kehta hoon bilkul nahi
Kyunki jab mere pass sab kuch tha toh mujhe pata nahi tha ki mein jah kaha raha hoon
Lekin aab mujhe pata hai mujhe vapis kaha jana hai
-Kunal Chopra
29th July 2011
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