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Editing job in Bigg Boss show:
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Many viewers tend to mix up between terms like Scripted show, reality show, Biased editing etc. π
For the records, Bigg Boss indeed is a REALITY TV show where there is no script, but BB creative have a task cut out to shape opinions and influence image perceptions of contestants with use of slick editing and tasks they ask contestants to perform!
For example, at 10 A.M. Manu could have a verbal spat with Bani, Bani may abuse him left right and center and at 14.00 Hrs both could hug and make up, saying sorry to one another!π
Whether BB chooses to show all these parts of this skirmish, or edits out Bani's reactionary abuses and not show them at all or not telecast their hugging and apologizing to each other, will have three different results as far as your take on the issue is concerned! I think everyone understands this much!π
Imagine you have 24 Hour footage of 14-15 individuals and your job is to carefully select 44 minutes of the total 24 hour (or a whopping 1440 Minutes) of footage content for episode time, leaving 16 minutes for commercials!π²
One hell of a challenge, right? π
In Bigg Boss team we have Raghav, Rohit, Shahid and Archana who take care of this edit content selection! And then there is Karan, the situational matching music insertion wizard.
Here is how they operate together:
NOVEMBER 1st WEEK:
SHAHID: Oh God!---Raghav sir----ye dekho!----π² Lopamudra said to Swami Om,"Aye---Aye----Chal-Chal-----Kutte ke bacche---Gandi Naali ke keede-tukde-tukde kar doongi tere, cheer daaloongi"Phaad Daaloongi---Kaat Daaloongi!------Pata nahin kaun Si Naali ka Worm hai---Naajaayaz aulaad kisi ki----illegitimate child! Bloody B******!"-------Saara hata doon naa Sir? π²
RAGHAV: Saara kyun hataoge? π---Content also we need naa? -----Obviously it won't look nice if viewers see all this coming from a Miss Beauty Contest-------ek kaam kar-------Just jo oopar Red mein mark kiya maine---"Aye-Aye---Chal-Chal----Kaat Daaloongi----Pata Nahin Kaun Si Naali ka worm hai----Illegitimate child"--------bas---itna chhod de-----Baak jo bhi Jhuggi Jhompri dialogues hain-----"Gandi Naali ke Keede---Tukde-tukde-------Naajaayaz Aulaad-----"------wo sab hata de bilkul! π
ARCHANA: Raghav Sir, Rohit Sir-------Rohan pichhle 18 ghante se toilet se baahar nahin nikla hai π²-----------wahin so raha hai, -----wahin Ro raha hai! -How to show this sir? π²
ROHIT: Tub hi naa? Subah 1030 Baje ka shot retain kar, Dopahar 3.30 Baje ka aur raat 8.30 baje ka! Bigg Boss ke announcements aur random toilet-front shots mein cover karo! ------We can't be showing dialogues coming from toilet for 18 hours naa? ----Whats he eating inside by the way? Gosh!!π€’
NOVEMBER 3rd WEEK:
ROHIT: Raghav Boss, this one is tricky bro!-------Swami Om ne Bani aur Rohan ke bed pe Potty kar di hai yaar!π€’------- And both of them are shrieking and howling non-stop since last 4 hours! -----How the hell we show this?
RAGHAV: Absolutely edit out everything!---Om Swami doing potty as well as reactions and comments of Bani, Rohan and all housemates! ---------We will make Bigg Boss call Swami and make him apologise. ------Bani and Rohan will be told it was Made in China plastic poo and Swami was merely screwing their minds! π--------------Bahut gross ho jaayega bhaai!--------Swami has been called to secret room and asked to throw water on Rohan-Bani and claim it is his Susu. We will use that to rattle these two and to evict Swami Om who has served his purpose and has nothing more to offer. -------Edit out this potty stuff"Chhee!! π
ROHIT: Yup---got it bro! ππΌ
DECEMBER 1st WEEK:
SHAHID (To Bigg Boss Voice Over): Ok Boss----we are recording this piece where a personal message has come from Bani's house! Read out your lines------------Here we go----Roll on----Camera---5-4-3-2-1----ACTION------
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bani ke ghar se aaya ek sandesh----------(Pause)----π²
SHAHID (Angrily): Karan------Music kaun insert karega Be? π‘
KARAN (Stumbles): Ohh! Sorry Sorry! Kaun Sa music daalna hai Sir? π
SHAHID (Sarcastically mocks): Aaj Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai--------ya Phir Mehendi laga ke rakhna, Doli Saja Ke Rakhna--------------ye waala music Daal! π
KARAN: OK Sir------
SHAHID (Angry as hell): Jhaapad doom Kaan ke neeche tere ek ? π‘-----Dhyaan kahaan hai tera? π‘---------Abey emotional music piece daal---Ghar se sandesh aaya hai Gadhe-----Viewers ko Senti karna hai--------aisa music de jismein Violins ro rahi hain----Ya Flutes aansoo baha rahi hain!-----------------OK, one more time...----Roll on----Camera---5-4-3-2-1----ACTION------
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bani ke ghar se aaya ek sandesh---------
MUSIC OF FLUTES WEEPING STARTS: Hooo-Hooo-Hooo-Hooo---π---- Hooo-Hooo-Hooo-Hooo-------ππ
BIGG BOSS (VOICE OVER): Ghar se aaye sandesh ne----Bani ko kar diya poori tarah bhaavuk--------π
MUSIC OF FLUTES WEEPING NON-STOP:Hooo-Hooo-Hooo-Hooo---π---- Hooo-Hooo-Hooo-Hooo---ππ----Hooo-Hooo-Hooo-Hooo---π---- Hooo-Hooo-Hooo-Hooo---ππ----πππ
Archana wipes a tear that trickles down her left eye, Rohit-Raghav do a Thumbs-Up and scene gets okayed for next day telecast! π
DECEMBER 3rd WEEK:
ARCHANA (Panic in eyes, sweating): Rohit Sir---Raghav Sir--π²---we have emergency in house!-----Manu vomits each time he tries to eat anything!---Manveer ko bhi Khatti dakaarein ---wo---wo---acidic burps aa rahe hain---Sir both seem to be experiencing pain in chests-----I think Doctors need to be rushed in----food poisoning may be------π²
RAGHAV (Smiles): You need to learn with time Archana!--π----Manu is throwing up and Manveer is experiencing burning sensations and acidic burps because ye dono last 3 din se sirf aur sirf chughli khaa rahe hain baaki ghar waalon ki------------Khaana nahin π------------We will call them in confession room and Bigg Boss will tell them to take half a tea spoon of ENO and few drops of Pudin Hara---and not do any chughalkhori for next 2 days atleast and have proper meals and plenty of lukewarm water! ππΌ
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Pooro seazon kothhaye chheelen aapni Dada? π²Originally posted by: ScorpionGunner
Excellent Cruiser Bhai π indeed this is the actual situation BTS !
Originally posted by: gajalove
Hehe! Kaunsi humour ka goli khaate ho taau? Hilarious stuff keep em coming..Oh wait..This season is almost over but next season main bhi your fun takes is a must! π
Originally posted by: RuChi4ever
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Kamaal karthe ho Cruiserji...πMaar hi daaloge haasa haasa ke !!Edit tho ache se kar lehte..BB wale...π³
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