Bigg Boss's full farewell speech to Gaurav (Unedited-Funtake) :)

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Bigg Boss's full farewell speech to Gaurav:

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Posted: 7 years ago
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Before Gaurav got evicted out from Bigg Boss House, this is what was finally shown on TV, as Bigg Boss's conclusion on Bani-Gaurav friendship) 😊:


BIGG BOSS: Ek Baar Phir, Aap Teeno Ek Saath Hain! Ji Baani---Aap aur Gaurav---Aur Aapki Pasandeeda Bench! Lekin Afsos---Aakhri Baar! ------------------------------------------Kareeb 75 Din pehle---aap dono ne is ghar mein apna safar shuru kiya! ---Aur Jaldi Hi Aapki Dosti Ki Shuruaat Bhi Ho gayi!------------------------Do Bilkul alag-alag personalities ke logon ke beech ki dosti---------------------------Kisi bhi rishte ki mazbooti ki pehchaan hoti hai----usmein aane waale utaar chadhaavon se!---Aur aapki Dosti ke rishte ne bhi---saare utaar chadhaav dekhe!!!---Aur inhi sab baton ne---aapki Dosti ko---Ek Misaal Bana Diya!-------- Aur Bigg Boss ko ye kehne mein zara bhi shaque nahin hai----ki aane waale dino mein----jab dosti ki misaalein di jaayengi-----Aapki Dosti ka zikr bhi zaroor aayega!------Aayiye dekhte hain---aapki dosti ke kuchh aise hi pal!

CLIP COLLECTION OF GAURAV-BANI MOMENTS SHOWN

BIGG BOSS (Resumes & Concludes): Bani---Gaurav---Ab waqt hai---aap dono mein se us ek naam ki ghoshna karne ka-----jo aaj darshakon ke sab se kam votes paa kar----is ghar se hamesha ke liye ---beghar hone jaa raha hai!----Aur wo naam hai-------Gaurav!----Gaurav---aapka is ghar ka safar---yahin khatm hota hai!-----Bani-------Aap waapas ghar mein aa jayein!-----

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IN REALITY, FOLLOWING WAS THE FULL TEXT OF WHAT BIGG BOSS ACTUALLY SAID & WAS RECORDED, BUT FINALLY, THE TEXT WITH IN (BRACKETS) & IN RED HERE, GOT EDITED OUT, ON INSISTENCE OF ENDEMOL BIGGIES FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON!😲 :

BIGG BOSS: Ek Baar Phir, Aap Teeno Ek Saath Hain! Ji Baani---Aap aur Gaurav---Aur Aapki Pasandeeda Bench! Lekin Afsos---Aakhri Baar! -----(Aakhiri Baar, kyunki yehi hai wo Bench, jispe baith kar aap dono ne poore dhaai maheene Bigg Boss aur sabhi darshakon ko jam ke pakaaya hai---yaani ki Bore kiya hai!)------------------------------------------Kareeb 75 Din pehle---aap dono ne is ghar mein apna safar shuru kiya! ---Aur Jaldi Hi Aapki Dosti Ki Shuruaat Bhi Ho gayi!---------(Ek aisi Dosti, Jismein Bani aap lagaataar Andey Khaati thhi, Paraanthe talti aur khaati thi, aur Gaurav aap Bani ko khaate hue thheek waisi nazron se dekha karte thhe, jaise bhookha Tommy ya Sheru, kisi Dhaabe pe khaate hue logon ko dekha karta hai!) πŸ˜•---------------Do Bilkul alag-alag personalities ke logon ke beech ki dosti----(Pata Nahin Dosti thhi, ya Bigg Boss ke saath kiya gaya ek nihaayat hi bhadda sa mazaq thha ye)!😑-----------------------Kisi bhi rishte ki mazbooti ki pehchaan hoti hai----usmein aane waale utaar chadhaavon se!---Aur aapki Dosti ke rishte ne bhi---saare utaar chadhaav dekhe!!!---(Pehle 60 Din Gaurav aapne roz Bani ko samjhaane ki koshish ki, ki wo picchhle din kyun galat thhi aur Bani munh banaa ke walk out karti thhi,------ aur aakhri 15 Dinon mein Gaurav ne walk out kiye! -----Bas, ye thhe aapki Dosti ke rishte ke utaar-chadhaav)🀒-----------Aur inhi sab baton ne---aapki Dosti ko---Ek Misaal Bana Diya!------(Saari Duniya keh rahi hai, ki kya koi Dosti aisi bhi ho sakti hai? -Khaddu-Paytoo ladki-------Bhookha, Confused Ladka---Hunhhh!----Bigg Boss poori tarah pak chuke hain) -------- Aur Bigg Boss ko ye kehne mein zara bhi shaque nahin hai----ki aane waale dino mein----jab ab dosti ki misaalein di jaayengi?----------Aapki Dosti ka zikr bhi zaroor aayega!----- ----(Har insaan yehi kahega---ki kya dost aise bhi hote hain? ------Arey kya nahin kiya Bigg Boss ne aap dono ke liye!------Ek ke baad ek celebrities show pe bula-bula ke, bula bula ke---- Bani, aap ki tareefein karwaayi, aapka hauslaa badhwaaya--------Gaurav ko josh dilaane ke liye un pe taane kasvaaye-------Gareeb Budget waali haalat mein aap dono ki Date--🀒-Hunhhh----Date pe paise kharch kiye-----Magar nahin---------sab bekaar!----Aap dono bas Bani ke Anda-Parantha-Oats aur conversation walk outs tak hi simat kar reh gaye) 😑--------------------Aayiye dekhte hain---aapki (Is ajeebo-gareeb) dosti ke kuchh aise hi (vichitra se ) pal!

CLIP COLLECTION OF GAURAV-BANI MOMENTS SHOWN

BIGG BOSS (Resumes & Concludes): Bani---Gaurav---Ab waqt hai---aap dono mein se us ek naam ki ghoshna karne ka-----jo aaj darshakon ke sab se kam votes paa kar----is ghar se hamesha ke liye ---beghar hone jaa raha hai!----Aur wo naam hai-----------Gaurav!----Gaurav---aapka is ghar ka safar---yahin khatm hota hai!-----Bani-------Aap waapas ghar mein aa jayein!-----(Bani ab aap, khoob Andey khaayein---Daba ke paraanthe talein aur khaayein---Khud se khoob baatein karein aur khud ki hi baaton se walk out karein--😑--Kam se kam kuchh toh alag dekhne ko milega Darshakon ko------Gaurav-----Baahar nikaliye Bigg Boss ke Ghar se----fauran---abhi ke abhi!)😈



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BebaakBegum thumbnail
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Posted: 7 years ago
#2
LOL. You seem to be trying too hard to act funny. Reminds me of those comedians who keep cracking the same Sindhis are miser, punjabis are flashy sorta done to death jokes.
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Posted: 7 years ago
#3
Well you are always funny crusiser. lol

Though i do not agree with your version much but nice effort as always.
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Very good and funny lit up my bad mood.πŸ˜’. Keep writing cruiser ji.
Ps- hope u woudnt be put off by some negative comments.πŸ€—. U r amazing writer.
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Posted: 7 years ago
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All the Gaubani fans are clicking 'Not very funny' furiously πŸ˜†

Cruiser, Man! You rock! "Bhooka Confused Lerka" Maza Aa gya πŸ‘πŸΌ The amount of effort you put in an IF post, I have never put in anything πŸ˜†
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Posted: 7 years ago
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damn fuunny for me .

and he didn't answered whether he loves Bani or not LOL may be it's a friendship love from Bani ..
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Posted: 7 years ago
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so funny cruiser like always
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: Atonement

All the Gaubani fans are clicking 'Not very funny' furiouslyπŸ˜†

Cruiser, Man! You rock! "Bhooka Confused Lerka" Maza Aa gya πŸ‘πŸΌ The amount of effort you put in an IF post, I have never put in anything πŸ˜†


I think there is nothing offensive about this post regarding Gaurav and Bani. Tm has not abused them or put them down. He's just tried a parody which I suppose like me, some people have found unfunny. Just like how I find Comedy Nights Bachao or Comedians like Sunil Pal unfunny.
There is a reason it is a poll.
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Posted: 7 years ago
#9
πŸ‘ Superb fun-post cruiserji..🀣 πŸ‘
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Gaubani ka dosti will defo go down in history of BB as one of the most dil chune wali dosti's πŸ˜†

Seriously ajeebo gareeb dosti hi the πŸ˜ƒ mujhe bhi bilkul Gaurav jaisa dost chahiye,who I can curse like there's no tmrw,take all my frustrations out on and walk out on whenever mann chahhe Bani sure was one lucky girl-Aasha karti hu ki yeh dosti Gaubani ghar ke bahar bhi nibhaaye 😳

Loved every bit of the unedited Gaubani farewell speech Cruiser dearπŸ‘

The following had me in spilts the most -


Ek aisi Dosti, Jismein Bani aap lagaataar Andey Khaati thhi, Paraanthe talti aur khaati thi, aur Gaurav aap Bani ko khaate hue thheek waisi nazron se dekha karte thhe, jaise bhookha Tommy ya Sheru, kisi Dhaabe pe khaate hue logon ko dekha karta hai!) πŸ˜•

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