CHAUHATTARVAAN DIN (Day 74)
RAAT 9.30 BAJE
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Luxury Budget ke tahat, -----aap mein se koi bhi DO sadasya,-------- kyunki aapke paas samay dekhne ke liye ghadiyaan nahin hain,----Subah Subah andaaze se 8.00 BAJE,---apni aawaaz mein zor zor se gaayenge, -------------taaki log 8.00 Baje uthh Jaayein----------------------Luxury Budget ki kaarya avadhi jaari rehne tak, subah Bigg Boss gaana nahin bajaayenge!
HOUSEMATES (In Chorus): Woohooo! Yayyy! Thank you Bigg Boss!!👏
SUYYASH (Difficult to understand half of the things he is saying): Labar-Labar-Labar-Labar-Habar-Habar-Habar-Habar--------Maine music albums release kiye hain---Labar-Labar---Habar-Habar----Main---Aur Prince---Habar-Habar-Haba-Habar----Hum Dono subah subah Gaayenge Bigg Boss!!! 😲
Thanks to the numerical strength of Cool Group members, proposal of Rishabh and Giselle to sing instead, gets vetoed down and it is Prince and Suyyash who have to sing the wake up song from here on!
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Suyyash, Prince-----Ek baat acchi tarah se samajh leejiye-----Agar Subah ka Gaana gaane mein aapne 30 minutes se jyaada vilamb kiya---yaani ki der se gaaya,---- toh naa sirf poore ghar ka Luxury budget shoonya ho jaayega----balki aap dono Seedhe Seedhe ghar se baahar nikaale jaane ke liye nominate bhi ho jaayenge!!!
In panic, Suyyash and Prince do not sleep a wink at night time.
Prince being 'extra smart,' is seen hugging Nora, kissing her for every seconds count-----Ek-Do-Teen-Chaar----------Tees-Ikattees-Battees-----------Sattavan-Atthavan-Unsath-Saath (EK MINUTE)----Ek-do-Teen-Chaar-----------Unsath-Saath (DO Minute)-----
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SUBAH 4.30 BAJE:
Thanks to Prince's 'counting', both Prince and Suyyash, are convinced it is nearly 8 AM and not taking any risk, Suyyash breaks his half yawn and starts crooning Himesh Reshammiya number!
SUYYASH (Yawning & Crooning): Ooo-ooo-000-ooonnn!------- Ooo-ooo-0000-ooonnn Huzooo-ooo-ooonnrrr! 😲
PRINCE: Ooo-ooo-ohhh! ----Ohhh!---- Ohhh-hhh! ----Ohhho Huzoor!
SUYYASH: Teraan Teraan Teraan Surooo-ooo-ooonnr!!!----- Ooo-ooo-000-ooonnn! Ooo-ooo-0000-ooonnn Huzooo-ooo-ooonnrrr!😲
(Outside the house there is a commotion amongst a group of very startled and obviously in panic street dogs, worried that some new rival gang has come to threaten their turf, a few anxious Coon-Coon-Whoww-Cooon-Grrr-Grrr sounds are clearly heard)!😈
SUYYASH & PRINCE: Ooo-ooo-000-ooonnn! Ooo-ooo-0000-ooonnn Huzooo-ooo-ooonnrrr! ---- Ooo-ooo-000-ooonnn! Ooo-ooo-0000-ooonnn Huzooo-ooo-ooonnrrr!😲
3-4 STREET DOGS (Extremely enthusiastic acknowledgement & response): Wow-whoo-ooo-ooo! Whow-whow-whow-whow-wow-whoo-ooo-ooo-ooo! 😈
This ferocious jugalbandi of Ooo-ooo-000-ooonnn! Ooo-ooo-0000-ooonnn Huzooo-ooo-ooonnrrr and Whow-whow-whow-whow-wow-whoo-ooo-ooo-ooo rattles the housemates and many jump out of their beddings!
ROCHELLE: Maayi God! 😲----Subah Subah mein itni saari Kutti-----ek saath ghar mein invasion---Bigg Boss help---Someone help----------(Jumps into Keith's arms who too has scared expressions but is seen patting and squeezing Rochelle nevertheless)...
MANDANA (Rubbing her eyes): Keith---Aapka girlfriend ka damaag sayi nayin hai 😡--------May be one-two Kutti ghar mein goosa hai-------but most are outside-----Baahar mein hai gang of Kutta-Kutti! 😡
ROCHELLE: Oh hello-----Girlfriend kis ko bola?---Rochelle hai mera naam! 😲----Abhi ek kutti ghus gaya ghar mein toh obvious hain naa--------ki doosri bhi ghus sakta hai-----Isn't it obvious ghar ki koi darwaaza khulli hai and we are in danger? -----Goshh!😕
MANDANA: Mujhe aapka baat nayin sunni hai---this conversation is over for me!
Rochelle starts sobbing and Keith starts squeezing her harder to comfort her!☺️
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BIGG BOSS
SUBAH 10.30 BAJE
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Subah Subah 4.30 Baje uthha dene ki wazah se ghar ke sabhi sadasya kat-khane kutte bane hue hain aur sabhi chid-chide aur bhinnaye hue nazar aa rahe hain!😉---- Bathroom area mein Giselle aur Priya ke beech dwandh yudhh chal raha hai!
GISELLE (Huge Lip pout): Baap Re! Itne saare Kutte-Kutiya---Subah subah----It was so scary yaar---😲
PRIYA: Ek Second----Giselle----Aap ko is tarah ke shabddd--------bolne se pehle sochhhna chaahiye-------Kutte-Kutiya is LS---Low Soccciettty!😔-----Male Doggies-Female Doggies is HS---High Soccciettty!!!-----Think before you speak!!!👎🏼
GISELLE: Oh hello, High Society!----Dikhta hai kitni High Society ki hai tu-----Stay away from me!😡
PRIYA: Gisellle!--------Aap ye naheen bol sakti!!----Mujhe jo galat lagega---Main bolungggiii-----Aur aapne jo bola hai wo galat hai!!😡
GISELLE: Main bolungi---subah subah Kutte-Kutiya gang ne meri neend disturb ki---bolungi-----meri marzi
PRIYA (Creates a cacophony in high pitch): Giselle main soch bhi naheen sakti ki tum galat baat ka itna bada issue---😡
GISELLE: Issue tum ne banaya hai my dear---
PRIYA: I am not your dear!!! Giselle say sorry for Kutte-kut------my God---Main toh bol bhi naheen sakttti---🤢
GISELLE: Aap har waqt meri teacher mat bano----😡
PRIYA (All hell breaks lose): Gisssellle! ---Aapne mere Profff-fashion ka mazzzaaaq udaaya---Aapne mere Profff-fashion ka mazzaq udaaya----ek word aur, aur MUJHSE BURA KOI NAHEEN HOGA----Gurrr😡
GISELLE (non-chalantly): Tumse bura koi is ghar mein hai bhi naheen my dear!😆
PRIYA: I AM NOT YOUR DEAR-----How low society can one get---
GISELLE: Ye school ke bacchon ki fancy dress waali Sher-Cheete Bhaaloo waali dress tum pehno----aur Low Society main??---------Haan??? 😲
PRIYA (Starts sobbing and screaming): School ke bacchhe??---Fancy Dress??----You mean maine school ke bacchon ki dress churaayi hai? 😭------ ---Tumne mujhe chor kaha?? -----Aaj ke baad mujhse baat mat karna!---Mar jaungi lekin tumse baat nahin karoongi!----I swear---Bhushan ki kasam-----mere suhaag ki kasam mujhe--😲
(Some thousand miles away poor Bhushan experiences an acute pain on left side of chest and wakes up stunned 😔------Presses his chest a few times and tries relaxing---he has become used to these after effects of 'Mere Suhaag ki kasam' over the years it seems)---- 😕😭
GISELLE: Stick to your promise! Hunhhh!😲
PRIYA (Sobbing): Hunhhh!😭
BIGG BOSS
RAAT 01.30 BAJE
Silvery-Hazy figures are shown all around in dim lights.
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss Ke ghar mein------aaj subah se hi chhaya raha-Kutton ka Aatank!-----Koi kisi ko kaatne ke liye daudta dikha, toh koi Low Class-High Class ke sangharsh mein uljhaa hua raha-------Dekhna hai ki aane waale dino mein ye sab kaise Bandar bante hain----JHELTE RAHIYE----YE Manhoos Programme---Bigg Baas! 🤢🤢🤢
** Original work dedicated to Himesh-Lata Didi:
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bollywood/3213899/himesh-reshammiya-and-lata-mangeshkar
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Other..Fun-takes so far on Bigg Boss Season-9
1. Fun Take: Selection Meeting Bigg Boss-9 Season-Inside Report! :)
2. Fun take-UNDEKHA ACTION---Rimi-Suyyash aur Andon ki Barsaat!
3. UNDEKHA--Non stop Kheencha-taani & BiggBoss ki Naani (Fun Take)
4. Fun Take: Revealed---Secret of Prince's Always Happy State of Mind!
5. (Adult Content)-Isko Laga Daala Toh Life Zhingalala! (Fun Take) :)
6. Facebook Chat-Salman Khan with Bigg Boss Housemates!
7. Bigg Boss's Facebook Wall (Fun take)!!!
8. Why Kamya called Kishwar a Jaahil... (Fun Take) :)
9. Kahi-Ankahi---Codes Decoded For Innocents --(Fun Take) :))
10. Mand Buddhis & Chatur Buddhis!!! :))
11. Laawaris Mobile, Shyam Singh Mobile, Bigg Boss-9
12. Mere Do Anmol Ratan...(Fun Parody)
13. Unbelievable Miracle-True Lies (Fun Take)!
14. Ek Hazaaron Mein-Meri Behna Hai--- (Fun Parody) :))
15. Shahrukh-Salman Split years ago!----The Real Reason----Fun take----
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