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To Karishma - Ye Gandi ladki hai (mirchi task)
To sonali : Sonali Sonali, lets go to Mohali
Diandra Diandra, Diandra went to Bandra!
Salman: Gautam aap ko kia samajh aaya Diandra ki baat?
Gautam : Sir , main to yahan bas lightein gin raha hun
Every morning i see some stupid people
Hey Ali, hoga ghar ka captain tu, par asli main hoon
*when jallad came to BB house*
sonali, wo keh raha hai k aayine me baal jhatak ke , apne dil dedo
tumara dil bahut saaf hai meri tarah .
Big boss rukawat k liye khed hai
GG: BB kuch havan ki samagri bhej do... ghar mein bahut negativity fael gayi hai aur main chahta hu aaj hi aaj hawan chalu ho jaaye..
2 haath mera paas bhi hain, tum shuru karo khatam main karta hoon
Main kuch karoon toh meri galti main kuch na karoon toh bhi meri galti
Jo bhi bolna hain khulle mein bolo chaude mein
Main ladaku murga hun , blade laga ke aaya hun pair mein
jab me baat kar raha hun toh beech me kyun bol rahe ho
Maine face banane wale level pe painting ki hai
Mujhe pata hai jalebi kaise banti hai
5-10-25 chadh jao mujhpe koi farak nahi parta
Mein dil se khelta hoon
Koi dikkat nahi
ladki achi hai
Jo karte ho chaure main karo
mere dil main kuch bhi nahi hain
main dil se khelta hoon,dil se
Main akela kaafi hoon sabke liye
simply si cheez hai yaar
Gautam for Sonali : HUmain gaadi pasand hai door se, khareedni nahi hai
To sonali - Tumhe subah subah pakane mein bohot maza aata hai na
main to so raha hu bajo bigg boss kukadku bajao.
gautam to praneet : sakuni mama marr gya game khatam
main duryodhan nahi hu jo mamashri ki sunta rahoon.
Hum mamashri ki bhi baja sakte hain
Gauti about praneet to punz: Apna gyaan apne paas rako.
Naa main duryodhan hoon na wo shakuni hai.
Then asks punz who killed Shakuni ? He says nakul/ sahdev.
Gauti says : Isnko nakul sahdev banne me der nahi lagega.
Gautam to sonali: wow...kitna acha roti banati ho!
Sonali replies back: shut up Gautam or this will come on ur face!!!!
*About Sonali*
Gautam- Math tease kar yaar agar attach ho gayi toh ( about Sonali)
Pritam- Nahi attach nahi hogi
Gautam- You never know
Pritam-Nahi bilkul attach nahi hogi tumhara behavior hi kuch aisa hai
To Upen - Tune kabhi punjabi haath nahi khaaya bro..
*Gautam City Task*
- we love we love Gauti koi sheher me na baki
- diandra diandra i still like u diandra Tere baalon mein dikhta hai dandruff
*Karishma bad mouthing Gautam behind his back*
Gautam: Acha khasa kaam karti ho, par mun se bol ke kharaab karti ho.
*Nigar arguing with Ali*
Gautam (With his hand on his face): Yeh Nigar bohot irritate karti hai yaar BB.
(Yes Gautam, we feel the same way)
Gautam (About Karishma and Diandra): Do daasiyan humein pasand aa gayi hein apne raaj ki. Ek ke baal aur ek ki chaal...kamaal he kamaal
(KD full on blushing and laughing here)
*Diandra telling Praneet that Gautam was praising my smile and all*
Gautam: DOSTI (emphasis) ka haath bol raha tha mein Diandra!
*watching Praneet talk behind his back*
Gautam to Puneet: Aur bharat milaap karwa
Praneet (Pakao Gyaan mode) : Zindagi mein ek naya chapter khul sakta hai.
Gautam: Mahabharat bana rahe hein na hum yahan pe.
To Sonali : aadhe dimaag ki larki
To Upen : You Don't know what's going on and even I don't know what's going on
To Dimpy : Aata majha Doka Bhandbhandla
Yes/No task in confession Room
Tanna: Mujhe mera make up chahiye.
Gautam: Itni achi skin di hai tumhe bhagwan ne...tumhe kya zaroorat hai
Tanna: Gautam tumhe sirf fake symapathy votes mil rahe hein.
Gautam (Sarcastically): Haan sirf sympathy he chahiye mujhe karishma, pata hai aapko.
(More Sarcastically) Yeh symapthy he tu mujhe bachaye gi
Tanna: Tum mein koi quality nahi hai...nobody likes you blah blah blah blah. Ab bolo BB ko tum.
Gautam: Matlab poori katha parh di tumne
Tanna: *sitting pissed off*
Gautam: Ice Cream khao gi?
Tanna: *Arguing with Upen/Diandra over her make-up*
Gautam (Quietly): I think make up se he pimples aate hein
Gautam: Tumhe make up chahiye?
Tanna (pissed off coz he said No to her make up earlier): NAHI mujhe nahi chahiye, tumne kyun NO bola haan.
Gautam (again): Tumhe make up chahiye?
Tanna: Nahi nahi chahiye bus.
Gautam (innocently smirking): Wohi tu keh raha hoon ke nahi chahiye na? Ok.
*About Diandra*
I dont wanna make her captain coz Ghar ko chalana hai zoo ko nahi
Ye laal murgi hai
Isski aawazein sunke aaise laagta hai ja k iske kaan k niche 2 lagaye or nikal le.
kutta palo billi palo but kisi ke liye galat fehmi mat palo
nahi, dianda hasti hui achi nahi lagti
yeh doosri villain ki hai, nai nai villain toh nahi bol sakta, woh aatma hai!!
To Dimpy - aap ne dekha kabhi inhe (Pritam & Praneet) mujhko chaddi pehnate hue
*To Arya*
Yahan par 1970 ki acting nahi chal rahi hai
*phonebooth task*
gautam says jo best friend hai wo katwaye
tum to bolo hi mat , na idhar ke ho na udhar ke
arya tu piche reh Bhai tu na yaha na waha
Arya - jo muje kutte ki dum bolte hai , khud kutte hai
Gautam - maine bola kutta
Ara - accha apne bola , okayy
*After nominating himself deliberately to make Sonali Captain*
Gautam to Tanna --- Aaj tumhara birthday hai. Mujhe laga tum ek naya janam lo gi.
Tumne mujhe ditch kar diya.Tum abh bhi wohi Karishma ho. Make up wali LOL
Gautam to Pritam --- Inn sabne mujhe captain nahi banaya. Mein aaj khana nahi khaon ga.
Thepla khaon ga, gavar bhi khaon ga, daal bhi khaon ga, uss mein ghee bhi daalun ga, par aaj khana nahi khaon ga
*While nominating Tanna*
(Singing) It's my birthday, it's my birthday...
Gautam sprayed all over Tanna's pic except over her eyes*
Gautam --- Mein chahta hoon ke aap dekhti rahein ke mein aapko nominate kar raha hoon
After nominating Tanna --- Yahan par hum aur kya de sakte hein kissi ko? Hum ghareeb log hein
*To Karishma*
I love it when peeople dont like me
kaise mujhe dekhlogi bahar??Underworld se connection hai tumhari?
Haaye allah !!
Shaadi kara do inki...Rushab ko bhi bula lete hai, tumhare boyfriend ko!"
Morning song : yaar bina chain kaha hai !
BiggBoss aap ke playlist ko baba ji ka tullu
To Dimpy : Jaanam dekhlo.. Ali hai dogla.. Wo wahan se, yahan se.. yahan se, wahan
To mehek - swast raho vyast raho mast raho
Har koi superstar nahi hota,normal insaan bhi hota hay life main
Ya to jeet ke jaunga,ya marke jaunga
shareef family se hoon.Kamzor family se nahi
Swagat nahi karoge humara
Ise kahtein hay torture torture
Pritam - Tu apne raste mai apne raste
GG - Koi raasta nahi kisi ka yahan Darwaze band hain sab
Ali - Tumhare aadmi ko hatao
GG - vo aadmi nahi ladki hai
Pritam - ladki ko hatao
Gg - ladki ka ek naam hai dimpy
Gautam to ali- tera maalik khara hai waha
ali- kaun?
gautam- accha wo tera maalik nhi hai, tu apna hai.
*After pandit ji's prediction*
Karishma - keh rahe haii actor nahi chalega
Gautam - baba ki sunke upen se breakup mat kar lena
*wen bb gave him main champion banne layak nahi hoon tshirt*
Kamaal karte ho BB
*Karishma tells GG about dimpy's deal with Ali*
To Dimpy : Naughty aur gandi bachi ho
To karishma about pritam - If you call me brother then treat me like a brother
GG to Pritam Don't call me Veer call me Gautam
GAUTAM PRITAM .. PRITAM GAUTAM BAAT KHATAM
Singing - aaja gunah karle Takle .Aja Gunah karle Takle
To dimpy - Lady Ali
About Ali Mon-fight karta hai Wed tak chalata hai Thurs ko normal rehta hai Fri ko sorry bolta hai Sat comedy karta hai
Singing - Zaraa parda hatado, zara mukhda dikhado (taunting Ali)
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