*Update # 10*
22) Punjabi Haath (Credits to Forum Member KJasoosChulbulP π)
Upen, irritated throughout the week, had a fight with the captain Dimpy over her not assigning duties properly. Our National Hero, as always, for no reason had to butt in the matters where he was not even involved. But woh Gautam hi kya jo footage na khaye π. Ali and Upen having some heated argument over Dimpy in the Bedroo. P.K. playing (not so) macho guy, barged in saying
P.K.: "Kuch bola mujhe isne?"
Ali: "Kuch nahi apas main baat kar rahe thay"
Upen, already irritated: "teri problem kya hai life main Gautam?"
P.K.: "Subah subah ghusse main kyu ho bhai"
Upen: "Tera munh dekh kar" π
P.K. standing with a stupid smirk: "Are you threatening me. Why don't you hit me here"
Upen: "Push me and I swear I'll hit you"
Now comes the phuskiπ P.K.: "Punjabi haath nahi khaya tu ne lagta hai"
(notice who started all the HITTING talk and provoking?)
Upen: "Arre tu mera London wala haath nahi khaya"
Then some more fight between the two where Gautam kept provoking Upen and Upen claimed he got scars for a reason and he'll break Gautam's face etc etc. Now P.K after starting with Punjaabi haath statement, goes to garden and starts sobbing to his best friend, yes THE CAMERA, "Main kab tak control karoon yaar. Insaan hoon main bhi. Gali pe gaali (Kis ne di isko gaali?) maarne ki dhamki (I think you started it dude). Then with the naatak rona dhona in front of Dimpy where not a single tear was shed "Mera face bigaarRe ga π" "I wanna go homeπ. Nahi rehna yahan peπ". Then wiping the tears off his eyes, which never were there to be frank, "Koi nahi. Ab bhirRay ga tau dikhaoon ga isko main. BhirR ke dekh, kha ke dekh PUNJABI WALA LASSI WALA HAATH TU MERA. BHIrR TU MUJH SE EK BAAR. Iska tau furniture bigaarR doonga main".
Akele main tau bohat Sher ban rahe ho bhai. Punjabi haath ki dhamki pehle bhi di thi na. Wahin laga dia hota ek haath. Dimpy ke saamne Phuski Lion kyu ban rahe ho. Upen ke saamne tau haalat kharaab ho gayi ke "I want to go home" ho gaye π. Baaton ka sher, saamne ek dum "PHUSKI"
Edited by ZaeemRaza - 9 years ago
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