Gautam 'Gullu' ke phuski bombs - Page 21

Originally posted by: ZaeemRaza

TM's Note: "Sorry for the lengthy article but this is an on-going and constantly updated thread thus so many points. Please try to take it in a lighter mood although I agree this can be in bad taste to some. Nevertheless, Enjoy 😊"

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Ok now that I am officially no more a Gulati fan, my brain has started to dig up his "phuskis" on the show so far. And I have come up with 3 instantly and more will come up surely as the show progresses. Do chip in if you can think of any.

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1) DRAWING TASK FOR LUXURY ITEMS.

"Yeh sab tau mere liye choti cheezein hain. Main tau saari bana leta. Bachpan main boht achi drawing karta tha"

And then we all saw how good he is at drawing when he was put on the burner on WKW. Salman's "Yeh bread hai?" and then that hysterical laugh and then "Yeh ek cheez banata tau 6 aa jaati" says it all.

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2) MITHAIWALA TASK.

So after the very first task for both teams to make jalebis. When Mr. Gulati's team lost after making halwa jalebis, we all saw the phuski bomber talking to pritam "Jalebi bana mujhe aati hai. Yunh bana deta. Paani kam milaana hota hai".

Bhai aapko kisi ne mana kia tha team ki help karne ko? Kya captain help nahi kar sakte thay aisa rula tha? Diandra ne kaam kia tha na tau agar aapko jalebi bohat achi banana aati hai tau bana dete na team ke liye.😆Sirf captain ko serve karne ka kaam kar rahe the aap poore task main ya Papa Puneet se pit rahe thay.

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3) GOING BALD TASK FOR SUSHI.

"Mera dost hota, mere saath baatein karta tau yun yun (finger snapping) baal nikaal deta"

Although not tested but I can bet anything that when his "friends" are in need of him going bald, he'll chicken out then as well. Kyunki babu hum baaton ke sher hain. Jo kaam nahi karna parta, woh sab ke hum master hain.

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*UPDATE # 1*

4) BALD TASK, KATHERA SEGMENT.

"Tum sirf 15 ho, tum jaise 25 bhi aa jayein tau mera kuch nahi bigaar sakte itna strong ho gaya hoon main" + "Taunt nahi kia tujh (Upen) par" etc etc. In short trying to act cool with his care free style (which frankly normally looks rude not cool to all except his fans).

On Kathera segment day, "Yes I can see how that was taken as a taunt and I APOLOGIZE. I AM SORRY"

Agar ussi din aap ne Upen ki baat dheeraj se sun li hoti aur woh kya kehna chata hai sunn liya hota aur wahan apna "cool" attitude na dikhaya hota tau baad main ye sorry kar ke palti na khana parrti. Gulati fans who all defended him that day for his POV must be now thinking of excuses for why they took a stand that day and their fav. stoop to a lowly SORRY later.

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*UPDATE # 2*

5) BUILDING BLOCKS TASK.

When it was his team's turn to build, although quite an ingenious plan of using that pot as the container but the not so genius executioner Mr. Gulati made a fool of himself. As stated in rules that blocks were to be build on the podium only, Gautam brought the container and acting all hero (A big zero tbh), emptied the container on the ground and then made another "phuski" to cameras "Bigg Boss ye task main yahan khatam karta hoon. Agar ye base bana tau bana nahi tau theek hai." The base obviously wasn't made and even if it did, that was not where you had to build genius. And his constant "mere ko lag raha hai" was LOL moments.

And when it was his turn to stop from building, more crying from him. "Bal ka pruyog kia hai isne." "Mujhe lag rahi hai." "Meri taang tootate bachi ha." And Mr. Macho and his best bud sat inside while the physically weak Sonali ans Sushant were trying to stop other team and that was the time other team managed to make the whole podium base with blocks. Then when he was touching the legs of Tanna and she kicked after she told him not to touch he went inside and went again "Meri taraf se ye task done. Main ne wo leg light weight side main karna chaha aur wo ooper lagi hai" DUDE WHEN SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH HER AND YOU DID AFTER THAT, CAN YOU REALLY COMPLAINT?. Then "Bigg Boss ungliyan dabai hain meri". Then "Mujhe yaqeen hai BB hamara positive dekhein ge". YEP CRYING IN THE WHOLE TASK IS REALLY POSITIVE GAUTAM. Like Diandra said "Rotlu # 1"

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*UPDATE # 3*

6) POST DIANDRA CAPTAINCY

So Diandra has been selected as captain of the house and as soon as the announcement is made, Phuski master is seen claiming to his on-show pita jee, our own Uncle DD (DoubleDholki), that "hum tau tameez se follow karte hain rules". Cut to next scene, the Phuski was seen sleeping in the corner, I mean literally sleeping. The rooster crow alarm was buzzed and the HMs were seen talking that it was the 2ND TIME THE ALARM WAS BUZZED. Meaning that our Mr. Zero Gulati jee was found guilty twice. And then we heard his phuskis that I was just sitting with my eyes shut and I follow all the rules more than everyone in the house and I never break rules and that "I AM HOLIER THAN THOU ALL" and that BB buzzed the alarm it mistakenly.

Array yaar kitna phenkta hai ye. And then his fans claim that everyone in the house has the "I am holier than thou" attitude but their beloved Gautam. I think they need to watch the episodes with their eyes open without the glasses with Gautam's face printed on the shades. Maybe then they'll actually see how big a loser this guy is.

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*UPDATE # 4*

7) GARDEN CLEANING ISSUE

During the rift between Karishma and Puneet for the moving of benches so the cleaning could be done, our "Phuski" master could be seen putting his lame one liners every now and then which nobody was paying any sort of attention to including his papa jee. At one point of time, the great "Zero" Mr. Gulati was seen as saying "Arre ye garden abhi bhi saaf nahi hai". Diandra then came out and ordered Mr. Zero to clean the hall on which he said "Main tau kar loon ga hall ye garden karao." Pritam then came to him and asked him to clean on which Mr. Zero with all his Zeropanti said "Beech main koi na aye ga aaj" and this Akkru attitude was made a "Phuski" by Pritam pyaare when he said "Apna kaam kar lo phir doosron ko bolo" 🤣. And Mr. Gulati was seen leaving saying "Chalo main kar doon par aap ko beech main aana nahi tha 😭".

Lol. What a crybaby. Apna kaam karo nahi, doosron ke kaamon main keeray nikalo har time.

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8) RIFT WITH DIANDRA ON GARDEN CLEANING ISSUE

Continuing after the first "Phuski" covered in point # 7, The King of Phuskis then was finally about to go and do his job of cleaning the hall but he had to, as usual, complaint about something to the captain and tell her how bad she is doing as a captain. Mr. Zero told Diandra, with all the Zeropanti he could musterup inside him, "Aapne nazar rakhni hai kon kaam kar raha hai aur kon nahi. APNE DONSTON KO BACHA NAHI SAKTI AAP." This statement sparked a fire inside Diandra and she went on "ASSUME NAHI KARO. ASSUME NA KARO" Went to Puneet Papa and told him to tell his prodigal son "ASSUME NA KARO" ANd Puneet Papa was like "Haan ye correct keh rahi hai Gautam". So when he was given a slap on his attitude's face, Mr. Zero went like "Nahi kar raha main kaam." "Body kali ho gayi kaam kar ke" "5 KG lose ho gaya"

Papa Jee ne hi be izzati karwa di, woh bhi munh par. Wah re ooper wale kya izzat di hai ghar ke ander Mr. Zero ko.

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9) CAPTAIN'S PUNISHMENT

When the Captain of the week, Diandra, was asked who she wants to give punishment for any contestant, she took the name of our "Phuski" king for obvious reasons of him not being a good team player. BB revealed that Gautam will be polishing shoes as his punishment. Gulati in his cool avatar chimed "Cool BB, I'll do it". He then stood up and started criticizing other HMs "Tu kaamchor hai" "Tu acha hai" "She's good" etc etc in his "Macho" style. After all the blabber he did, he then said "BB, khol dijye darwaza." still in a proud attitude. Little did he know that all his attitude will become a HUGE 'phuski" when our very own Pundit Jee, Praneet, gave him a tight slap by saying "Ander ki taraf khulta hia woh bhai sahab". And our Phuski King was like "Hmmm. Khhul gaya". All the HMs were laughing on this phuski of Mr. Zero and so was I. He then ended his latest phuski by saying "Hanso hanso, koi diqqat nahi hai"

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10) ICHHA

Wow. The streak is still on for yesterday's phuskis lol. Now the captain Diandra was given a power to fulfill one HM's wish. Mr. Zero went to the Captain and the footage artist that he is, wished for nothing. Knowing very well that his on-show father figure Puneet is rotting in jail for more than a week, Phuski King was like "No. I have no wish". Then to grab more footage and possibly the ooohs, ahhhs, wowwws from his "fans" he sat back and blabbered "Kutta palo, Billi palo, Par kisi ke liye ghalat fehmi na paalo" He managed to get the above mentioned responses from his fans but the SENSIBLE people thought W*F have you done you imbecile. You didn't wish for you Papa jee to get out of jail just so you could perform your stupid, lame "Zeropanti" ?

And when Dimpy confronted him about his poor choice, he was like "Yeh tau chota torture hai (referring to jail) hum ne iss se bare torture jhelein hain" (Dafuq reason is that for not choosing Puneet's freedom). And then Dimpy said "Audience kya kahe gi" And his Phuski was "Audience kyu kahe gi (sab mujhe BLINDLY FOLLOW karte hain) (followed by some non sense blabber and then concluded the BS reasoning with). Har baar mere ko kyu pakra jaata hai yaar" And Dimpy was seen shaking her head in disbelief / disappointment from the phuski answer / reason our King had.

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11) SELF APPOINTED VICE CAPTAIN (Credits to Forum Member Kwerky23 👏)

During his bakwas explanation to Dimpy about why he didn't wish for Puneet's freedom (which honestly was anything but explanation). His line of defense at one point was "Kyun hamesha mujhe punish kia jaata hai. Dand de rahi hain (referring to the earlier punishment from Captain Diandra). Us insaan ko dand de rahi hain jo VICE CAPTAIN KA KAAM KAR RAHA HAI 😲. Jo sab kaam notice kar raha hai. Aap us insaan ko dand de rahi hain"

Bhai mere, aapko kis ne Vice Captain banaya? Kya aapko Diandra ne kabhi kaha ke Gautam aap sab par nazar rakho aur phir sab ko ungli karo taake sab irritate hon? And on top of everything HOW IN THE HELL HIM BEING A SELF APPOINTED VICE CAPTAIN AND GETTING PUNISHMENT IS THE REASON HE DID NOT WISH FOR PUNEET'S FREEDOM? But his loyal "fans" will have some justification for this as well 😆

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*UPDATE # 5*

12) GULATI IS AN "IMPARTIAL" CAPTAIN

So we have seen on multiple occasions during the captaincy of other HMs how our very own Mr. Gulati has preached the sacred word of impartiality and being honest and fair etc etc. For example during Upen's captaincy, when he was supposed to nominate people and he chose his friends to be safe, Gulati jee on WKW constantly blabbered about him being partial and favored his friends. In the future, there was multiple instances where he brought up the issue of Upen being partial and how a captain should not have "Paksh Paat" and should take honest decisions and not just in favor of friends. During Diandra's captaincy, Gulati never left a chance to talk to his "fans" through his Bestie on the show, "THE CAMERA", how unfair captain she was. During garden cleaning issue he even told her "Aap apne doston ko support karti hain jo ghalat hai". Well noble words from the oh so wise and honorable P.K (Phuski King 😆).

Fast forward to his captaincy, "Qurbani" task. Mr. P.K to Nigaar "Dekhiye weighing scale par kitna hai" (while holding the items himself for Puneet 😲). Wasn't he supposed to be just a "Sanchalik" and shouldn't have intervened in the task on anyone's behalf since he was the "CAPTAIN" and in his own words, A CAPTAIN CANNOT HAVE PAKSH PAAT AND HAS TO BE FAIR TO EVERYONE AND SHOULD NOT SUPPORT ONLY HIS FRIENDS ???? So why preach something you yourself habe no intentions to follow? So although at the time of spoken, his words seemed so big and noble, turned out to be bunch of PHUSKIS when given the captaincy and faced with the similar situation. Oh Gauti kya hoga tera bhai. Kyu pehle bolta hai aur phir khud contradict karta hai khud ko 😆

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*UPDATE # 6*

13) IMMUNITY TASK

Puneet jee, after all the "Captain must be Impartial" gyaan almost every single week except during Mr. Gautam's and his captaincy, had to choose 3 names for immunity task. And being extremely *cough* *cough* "impartial" took 2 names that he is closest to the most (Pritam, Gautam) and Upen since he was the best performer this week. (Don't exactly know what did the other 2 do to deserve the nomination this entire week since captain had to chose best performer under his captaincy not the entire season (Praneet's sacrifice was forgotten easily by "Impartial" Puneet))

Anyway the task was won by Pritam and after the task when all HMs were discussing inside the house, our P.K was seen saying "Dekho try karna zaroori tha. MAIN NE SOCHA THA KE PHENK DOON FORAN BUT MAIN NE KAHA TRY KARNA CHAIYE. Hamari thinking same hai (high five to Puneet) But try karan is important." Bhai why being so mahaan here? Why was trying this important? If you wanted Pritam to win all along then you should've thrown the bowls at the start. Don't be "khisyani billi khamba noche" You always wanted the immunity, which was clear from your reasoning to Puneet and then you go all mahan with I never wanted the immunity, BUt Try karna zaroori tha.😆😆

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14) "I CAN STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT. NO PROBLEM" (Credits to Forum Member PehliBaarish 👏)

Thanks to PheliBaarish for reminding all of us yet another Puski of The King. Had to dig really deep for this since this was THE VERY FIRST DAY of BB8. So what happened was that Secret Society told the PMs (Plane Mates 😃) that they had to choose 2 people to stay awake the whole night. Upen and Praneet stood up and gave their names for the task. SS then switched Praneet with Gulati jee. Mr. P.K. stood up, went all hero and claimed " This is nothing. I CAN STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT. NO PROBLEM. Saari raat workput karoon ga. Upen. Hum saari raat workout karein ge. Neend urr jaye gi" A little while later, Di, Minz, Upen and Gulati sitting and jinaab go again "KOI DIQQAT NAHI HAI. KOI TENSION NAHI HAI. JAB TAK JAGAAO, YEH BANDA (patting chest) JAAGE GA".

Switch to Day 2, Gautam was seen half slept on chair. Upen splashed some water on his face and even put wet finger in his ear and some water down his vest to wake him up on multiple occasions. Then came the bicycle task for water. At some point in the future teh cycle went hard cuz P.K was sleeping inside the plane. Sukirti came in to tell him to wake up and Mr. Gulati went "Saari raat soye ho tum log. Hamari (him & Upen) haalat kya hai woh kisi ko nahi pata." Funny thing is that Upen was wide awake at that time and chatting with Di and Soni.

Bhai aap raat ko tau keh rahe thay koi diqqat nahi, tau subah hote his itni diqqat kyun ho gayi? This was the start of a long chain of Phuskis by Gautam Gulati on the 8th season of BB and thanks to PehliBaarish, now we all remember. 😆😆

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*UPDATE # 7*

15) MUSEUM TASK

After P.K was given the secret task of being the undercover "chor", he was seen bragging, woh bhi "chaude" main to Praneet (who was irritated by Gulati's plan) and Pritam in the bathroom that HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS TASK. "Yeh kaam ek hi take main ho sakta hai. YEH KAAM SIRF MAIN HI KARSAKTA HOON. Tum sab (chor) sau jao, woh sab (police) sau jayein. Jab surety ho jaye gi ke sab sau gaye tau EK EK KAR KE MAIN ANDER RAKHOON GA HAR CHEEZ" Pritam intervened and said "Par tu akela nahi kar sakta yeh". On this P.K again "chaude" main bragged "YAAR MAIN KEH RAHA HOON 10 MINUTE KA KAAM HAI YE MERE LIYE"

Then came the stealing moment for P.K. Trying to be the HERO of the task, went for the stealing all alone. Turned out to be a complete ZERO and got caught red handed by Puneet. So what the great king did? Handed over the secret task note to his pita jee and was saying "Sorry main chor hoon. Secret task hai" etc etc.

Why did you all HERO in front of P2 and said you are the only one who can do that and even declined the advice of Pritam to get help and not go all alone for it. As Praneet said after the failure "It was a team work" but the P.K. wanted to be the hero for himself and didn't want to share the spotlight with anyone else. But one thing should be applauded, Gulati kept his record of failing at tasks a perfect 100%. 👏 😆

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16) NEVER GET INVOLVED IN OTHER'S ISSUE (BATHROOM LEELA 2)

Diandra confronted P.K in bathroom and asked him why he didn't answer for himself when Pritam accused their angle "fake" on WKW. P.K., ek dam chaude main, "Actually mera kya maanana hai, life main kabhi doosre ke maamle main pat paro. APNA APNA KHUD DEKHO". Same gyaan went to the garbage bin when Pritam and Sonali accused him being fake in relation and Mr. P.K conveniently INVOLVED DIANDRA INTO HIS MATTER AND CALLED HER TO THE KATHERA TO ANSWER FOR HIM. And then he throughout the remainder of his kathera session followed Diandra and couldn't come up with a single line of his own. Saying Haan Haan to everything Di said.

Like Di said in their Bathroom Leela 2, "Phattu ho tum. Tum Phattu ban gaye thay. Tum FULL PHATTU BAN GAYE THAY". P.P.K. (Phattu Phuski King) 😆

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17) DISHES CLEANING ISSUE WITH KARISHMA

P.K., like always, needed to be the hero for the damsel in distress, Dimpy, confronted captain Karishma and told her that she needed to assign another person to dishes cleaning as well because according to him, the dishes were too much. KT's comeback "Itne tau hote hi hain. Log kam ho gaye hain na" Jab iss tarah daal nahi gali tau P.K came up with another lamer "Log kam hain par yeh larki, tum kar sakti ho itne bartan". KT with another verbal slap "Haan". P.K "Chalo aaj tum kar do". KT "Par main captain hoon", turned to Dimpy "Aap nahi kar sakti bartan?" Dimpy said "Abhi karti hoon phir dekhti hoon".

Abhi Karishma ne P.K ki "izzat" aur bhi karni thi. "Gautam aap help kar sakte ho. Volunteer karne se kisi ko mana nahi kia". P.K. ne abhi aur beizzat hona tha iss liye chp nahi hua "Pichle 4 din se main hi kar raha hoon. Thori achi kaptaan bannana hai tau auron ko dijye na kaam" KT was on fire "Jab Dimpy complaint nahi kar rahi tau aap uski voice kuyu ban rahe ho? Jo jiski duty hai woh wohi kaam karega" P.K. ab tau chup ho ja but nahi, abhi usne aur gandi karani hai apni " Abhi meri duty tau nahi hai ye" KT with another bang on statement "Par aap ne yeh point nikala hai. Agar aapko itna daya aa raha hai tau aap kardo" P.K finally had enough insult for one day so "Chalo main kar doon ga. KOI DIQQAT NAHI HAI" followed by a lame, idiotic "Aaa. Thank You!" and that chamchi Dimpy pumping Gulati "Ye achi technique hai teri" and Gautam responding "Haan ye hai meri. Pehle main silence se deta tha ab Thank You keh kar jawab doon ga".

BTW silent reh kar Gulati ne kab logon ki suni hai poora season? Koi mujhe bhi yaad kara de plz. And I guess iss poori conversation main Karishma ke haaton one after the other after the other insults ka patabhi nahi chala apne ZERO ko.😆 Koi Diqqat nahi hai.

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18) NUTELLA CHOR (Credits to Forum Member White-Rose 👏)

Luxury budget task, two HMs selected to go outside in a mall and ask the shoppers there to buy stuff for them. One of the 2 HMs chosen was out very own P.K. alongwith Sonali. The whole task went ahead and the 2 returned with bunch of stuff including 2 JARS OF NUTELLA which P.K claimed was given to him by his FAN at the mall as a personal gift and is not part of luxury budget items. All HMs were suspicious of this but said nothing since they had no solid proof.

P.K later confessed to his pita jee, Punty Issar in P.K's favorite place in the house, the bathroom, that he LIED and asked Punty "aap khao ge na. Dono baggar billay khaein ge" The bald baggar billa jumped with the P.K baggar billa and repeated those " funny " lines.

Fast forward to the next week's luxury budget task. P.K admitted to Upen about lying about the nutella being a gift and it was FOR THE ENTIRE HOUSE but he needs to eat it since it calms him and "Chocolate chocolate hai. iske liye main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon" and started laughing like a maniac, which went a "phuski" when Upen didn't react and P.K like a khisyani billi said "Acha Sorry". Afterwards when confronted by Karishma P.K. was like "Haan chota bacha hoon main par JHOOT TAU NAHI BOLA NA." Abay yaar isko koi samjhaye jhoot ka matlab 😆. P.K then claimed "Ek dabba kha liya doosra Diandra ko de diya" Karishma then asked for the 2nd empty jar. So after all the failed herogiri by P.K., he went in his suitcase and took out the 2nd FULL JAR of Nutella and handed over saying "Simple aa ke bol dete Pyaar se le lete is main larne ki kia zaroorat thi" Upen ne seedha moonh mar diya khench ke "Tu ne bola khatam ho gaya 2nd wala. Phir jhoot bola tu ne" P.K had another lame excuse ready "Main dekh raha tha tum log react kaise karte ho" Wah ji wah. Chori aur us pe seena zori. Later P.K was seen gyaan-ing his chamchi in his favorite place again😉 "Main ne chori nahi ki, trick kia hai" Jinaab chori hi thi aap jo marzi lame bahanay banao. Chori kar tau li par wahan bhi "Phuss" ho gaya apna "Hindustaan ka Hero." 😆

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Gulati ji aap bari bari baatein kar sakte hain. Chaand taare torr laane ka keh sakte hain par karein ge nahi.😆

Originally posted by: ZaeemRaza

*bump*

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Just bringing some life back to the thread. The no-update of this thread in a long time shows how much Gautam has been active / important / visible on the show lately 😆. Reviving the thread for the first timers and hoping this gets updated soon 😃

Originally posted by: ravibans

padke aisa lag raha hai jaise subah shaam raat din sirf ek hi naam lete ho aap . itna bhi kisi ka kya obsession ki banda sapno main bhi aane lage or har jagah wahi wahi or itna lamba post kitna socha hoga ... kya research hai ..maan gaye ...😛

waise thanks itna kuch likhne ke liye 😆

itna time to ye kamine Fan nahi dete jitna aap ne diya ...koi famous kare na kare aap to 100% karogey ...again thanks ...likhtey rehna 😆

Originally posted by: -SparklingVibz-

Oh My Gawd! Thread Of The Season!

Originally posted by: Kwerky23

^^^ oh gosh! That was hilarious...the bench broke...he fell off it...thank God that ridiculous dance ended.

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Good one, Zaeem.

Originally posted by: ZaeemRaza

Thanks Kwerks 😳. Yea thankfully that stupid dance ended. Who told GG that he looks so cool doing that ?😛