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Kwerky

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Posted: 9 years ago

#171

Originally posted by: MithiBani

Welcome Kwerky! Love your posts! 😎

Wonder how much of it they'll air about it though. 😆

Gauti has 3 modes...

1. Audition/footage mode

2. Wafadaar to Punz mode

3. Raasleela with Diandra mode

Other than that he's an annoying MCP.

🤣 🤣

THIS is Gauti in a nutshell! 👍🏼

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M. Zaeem Raza

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Posted: 9 years ago

#172

Guess who is back??? 😃

After missing the entire week of BB and being away from IF as well (Thus my absence from any conversation). Just finished with the marathon 8 episodes of BB till yesterday and Voila!! This thread is alive again. 😆

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M. Zaeem Raza

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Posted: 9 years ago

#173

*UPDATE # 7*

15) MUSEUM TASK

After P.K was given the secret task of being the undercover "chor", he was seen bragging, woh bhi "chaude" main to Praneet (who was irritated by Gulati's plan) and Pritam in the bathroom that HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS TASK. "Yeh kaam ek hi take main ho sakta hai. YEH KAAM SIRF MAIN HI KARSAKTA HOON. Tum sab (chor) sau jao, woh sab (police) sau jayein. Jab surety ho jaye gi ke sab sau gaye tau EK EK KAR KE MAIN ANDER RAKHOON GA HAR CHEEZ" Pritam intervened and said "Par tu akela nahi kar sakta yeh". On this P.K again "chaude" main bragged "YAAR MAIN KEH RAHA HOON 10 MINUTE KA KAAM HAI YE MERE LIYE"

Then came the stealing moment for P.K. Trying to be the HERO of the task, went for the stealing all alone. Turned out to be a complete ZERO and got caught red handed by Puneet. So what the great king did? Handed over the secret task note to his pita jee and was saying "Sorry main chor hoon. Secret task hai" etc etc.

Why did you all HERO in front of P2 and said you are the only one who can do that and even declined the advice of Pritam to get help and not go all alone for it. As Praneet said after the failure "It was a team work" but the P.K. wanted to be the hero for himself and didn't want to share the spotlight with anyone else. But one thing should be applauded, Gulati kept his record of failing at tasks a perfect 100%. 👏 😆

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Kwerky

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Posted: 9 years ago

#174

Loll...Zaeem...that's a good new entry in the phuski bomb category!

I feel that his calling Diandra from Bandra in the witness box to answer Pritam's question (this Sunday) instead of taking on Pritam himself was another phuski moment. More so, because Pritam addressed that question to Gulati and also because he had no coherent answer when Diandra asked him later why he didn't answer Pritam's question himself. 😆 He totally gave her some spiel about 'tum akeli kaafi ho' (note:after taking a few seconds...😆)...before that he said - 'main ek second mein theek kar detaa ussey' (then why didn't he...why did he have to call Di) ...and then turned the convo away till Diandra started 'phattu'..😆...onto bathroom Leela.

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M. Zaeem Raza

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Posted: 9 years ago

#175

Originally posted by: Kwerky23
Loll...Zaeem...that's a good new entry in the phuski bomb category!
I feel that his calling Diandra from Bandra in the witness box to answer Pritam's question (this Sunday) instead of taking on Pritam himself was another phuski moment. More so, because Pritam addressed that question to Gulati and also because he had no coherent answer when Diandra asked him later why he didn't answer Pritam's question himself. 😆 He totally gave her some spiel about 'tum akeli kaafi ho' (note:after taking a few seconds...😆)...before that he said - 'main ek second mein theek kar detaa ussey' (then why didn't he...why did he have to call Di) ...and then turned the convo away till Diandra started 'phattu'..😆...onto bathroom Leela.

Arre yaar, main abhi yeh wala hi finish kar ke update karne wala tha 😆

16) NEVER GET INVOLVED IN OTHER'S ISSUE (BATHROOM LEELA 2)

Diandra confronted P.K in bathroom and asked him why he didn't answer for himself when Pritam accused their angle "fake" on WKW. P.K., ek dam chaude main, "Actually mera kya maanana hai, life main kabhi doosre ke maamle main pat paro. APNA APNA KHUD DEKHO". Same gyaan went to the garbage bin when Pritam and Sonali accused him being fake in relation and Mr. P.K conveniently INVOLVED DIANDRA INTO HIS MATTER AND CALLED HER TO THE KATHERA TO ANSWER FOR HIM. And then he throughout the remainder of his kathera session followed Diandra and couldn't come up with a single line of his own. Saying Haan Haan to everything Di said.

Like Di said in their Bathroom Leela 2, "Phattu ho tum. Tum Phattu ban gaye thay. Tum FULL PHATTU BAN GAYE THAY". P.P.K. (Phattu Phuski King) 😆

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Rumination

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Posted: 9 years ago

#176

East or West .. GAUTAM IS THE BEST. ⭐️

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Sri D

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Posted: 9 years ago

#177

Originally posted by: ZaeemRaza
*UPDATE # 7*
15) MUSEUM TASK
After P.K was given the secret task of being the undercover "chor", he was seen bragging, woh bhi "chaude" main to Praneet (who was irritated by Gulati's plan) and Pritam in the bathroom that HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS TASK. "Yeh kaam ek hi take main ho sakta hai. YEH KAAM SIRF MAIN HI KARSAKTA HOON. Tum sab (chor) sau jao, woh sab (police) sau jayein. Jab surety ho jaye gi ke sab sau gaye tau EK EK KAR KE MAIN ANDER RAKHOON GA HAR CHEEZ" Pritam intervened and said "Par tu akela nahi kar sakta yeh". On this P.K again "chaude" main bragged "YAAR MAIN KEH RAHA HOON 10 MINUTE KA KAAM HAI YE MERE LIYE"

Then came the stealing moment for P.K. Trying to be the HERO of the task, went for the stealing all alone. Turned out to be a complete ZERO and got caught red handed by Puneet. So what the great king did? Handed over the secret task note to his pita jee and was saying "Sorry main chor hoon. Secret task hai" etc etc.

Why did you all HERO in front of P2 and said you are the only one who can do that and even declined the advice of Pritam to get help and not go all alone for it. As Praneet said after the failure "It was a team work" but the P.K. wanted to be the hero for himself and didn't want to share the spotlight with anyone else. But one thing should be applauded, Gulati kept his record of failing at tasks a perfect 100%. 👏 😆

Objection me lord...not just chor...a very good chor...rest are bad chors😆

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Kwerky

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Posted: 9 years ago

#178

Originally posted by: Rumination
East or West .. GAUTAM IS THE BEST. ⭐️

That is what we are saying too! GAUTAM IS THE BEST PHUSKI,! 🤡

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.Reshama.

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Posted: 9 years ago

#179

Originally posted by: Kwerky23

That is what we are saying too! GAUTAM IS THE BEST PHUSKI,! 🤡

so true🤣

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M. Zaeem Raza

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Posted: 9 years ago

#180

Lo bhai log. tum bhi kya yaad karo ge... ye teesra iss week ka.

17) DISHES CLEANING ISSUE WITH KARISHMA

P.K., like always, needed to be the hero for the damsel in distress, Dimpy, confronted captain Karishma and told her that she needed to assign another person to dishes cleaning as well because according to him, the dishes were too much. KT's comeback "Itne tau hote hi hain. Log kam ho gaye hain na" Jab iss tarah daal nahi gali tau P.K came up with another lamer "Log kam hain par yeh larki, tum kar sakti ho itne bartan". KT with another verbal slap "Haan". P.K "Chalo aaj tum kar do". KT "Par main captain hoon", turned to Dimpy "Aap nahi kar sakti bartan?" Dimpy said "Abhi karti hoon phir dekhti hoon".

Abhi Karishma ne P.K ki "izzat" aur bhi karni thi. "Gautam aap help kar sakte ho. Volunteer karne se kisi ko mana nahi kia". P.K. ne abhi aur beizzat hona tha iss liye chp nahi hua "Pichle 4 din se main hi kar raha hoon. Thori achi kaptaan bannana hai tau auron ko dijye na kaam" KT was on fire "Jab Dimpy complaint nahi kar rahi tau aap uski voice kuyu ban rahe ho? Jo jiski duty hai woh wohi kaam karega" P.K. ab tau chup ho ja but nahi, abhi usne aur gandi karani hai apni " Abhi meri duty tau nahi hai ye" KT with another bang on statement "Par aap ne yeh point nikala hai. Agar aapko itna daya aa raha hai tau aap kardo" P.K finally had enough insult for one day so "Chalo main kar doon ga. KOI DIQQAT NAHI HAI" followed by a lame, idiotic "Aaa. Thank You!" and that chamchi Dimpy pumping Gulati "Ye achi technique hai teri" and Gautam responding "Haan ye hai meri. Pehle main silence se deta tha ab Thank You keh kar jawab doon ga".

BTW silent reh kar Gulati ne kab logon ki suni hai poora season? Koi mujhe bhi yaad kara de plz. And I guess iss poori conversation main Karishma ke haaton one after the other after the other insults ka patabhi nahi chala apne ZERO ko.😆 Koi Diqqat nahi hai.

Edited by ZaeemRaza - 9 years ago

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