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TM's Note: "Sorry for the lengthy article but this is an on-going and constantly updated thread thus so many points. Please try to take it in a lighter mood although I agree this can be in bad taste to some. Nevertheless, Enjoy 😊"
*UPDATE # 1*
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Ok now that I am officially no more a Gulati fan, my brain has started to dig up his "phuskis" on the show so far. And I have come up with 3 instantly and more will come up surely as the show progresses. Do chip in if you can think of any.
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1) DRAWING TASK FOR LUXURY ITEMS.
"Yeh sab tau mere liye choti cheezein hain. Main tau saari bana leta. Bachpan main boht achi drawing karta tha"
And then we all saw how good he is at drawing when he was put on the burner on WKW. Salman's "Yeh bread hai?" and then that hysterical laugh and then "Yeh ek cheez banata tau 6 aa jaati" says it all.
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2) MITHAIWALA TASK.
So after the very first task for both teams to make jalebis. When Mr. Gulati's team lost after making halwa jalebis, we all saw the phuski bomber talking to pritam "Jalebi bana mujhe aati hai. Yunh bana deta. Paani kam milaana hota hai".
Bhai aapko kisi ne mana kia tha team ki help karne ko? Kya captain help nahi kar sakte thay aisa rula tha? Diandra ne kaam kia tha na tau agar aapko jalebi bohat achi banana aati hai tau bana dete na team ke liye.😆Sirf captain ko serve karne ka kaam kar rahe the aap poore task main ya Papa Puneet se pit rahe thay.
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3) GOING BALD TASK FOR SUSHI.
"Mera dost hota, mere saath baatein karta tau yun yun (finger snapping) baal nikaal deta"
Although not tested but I can bet anything that when his "friends" are in need of him going bald, he'll chicken out then as well. Kyunki babu hum baaton ke sher hain. Jo kaam nahi karna parta, woh sab ke hum master hain.
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4) BALD TASK, KATHERA SEGMENT.
"Tum sirf 15 ho, tum jaise 25 bhi aa jayein tau mera kuch nahi bigaar sakte itna strong ho gaya hoon main" + "Taunt nahi kia tujh (Upen) par" etc etc. In short trying to act cool with his care free style (which frankly normally looks rude not cool to all except his fans).
On Kathera segment day, "Yes I can see how that was taken as a taunt and I APOLOGIZE. I AM SORRY"
Agar ussi din aap ne Upen ki baat dheeraj se sun li hoti aur woh kya kehna chata hai sunn liya hota aur wahan apna "cool" attitude na dikhaya hota tau baad main ye sorry kar ke palti na khana parrti. Gulati fans who all defended him that day for his POV must be now thinking of excuses for why they took a stand that day and their fav. stoop to a lowly SORRY later.
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*UPDATE # 2*5) BUILDING BLOCKS TASK.
When it was his team's turn to build, although quite an ingenious plan of using that pot as the container but the not so genius executioner Mr. Gulati made a fool of himself. As stated in rules that blocks were to be build on the podium only, Gautam brought the container and acting all hero (A big zero tbh), emptied the container on the ground and then made another "phuski" to cameras "Bigg Boss ye task main yahan khatam karta hoon. Agar ye base bana tau bana nahi tau theek hai." The base obviously wasn't made and even if it did, that was not where you had to build genius. And his constant "mere ko lag raha hai" was LOL moments.
And when it was his turn to stop from building, more crying from him. "Bal ka pruyog kia hai isne." "Mujhe lag rahi hai." "Meri taang tootate bachi ha." And Mr. Macho and his best bud sat inside while the physically weak Sonali ans Sushant were trying to stop other team and that was the time other team managed to make the whole podium base with blocks. Then when he was touching the legs of Tanna and she kicked after she told him not to touch he went inside and went again "Meri taraf se ye task done. Main ne wo leg light weight side main karna chaha aur wo ooper lagi hai" DUDE WHEN SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH HER AND YOU DID AFTER THAT, CAN YOU REALLY COMPLAINT?. Then "Bigg Boss ungliyan dabai hain meri". Then "Mujhe yaqeen hai BB hamara positive dekhein ge". YEP CRYING IN THE WHOLE TASK IS REALLY POSITIVE GAUTAM. Like Diandra said "Rotlu # 1"
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*UPDATE # 3*6) POST DIANDRA CAPTAINCY
So Diandra has been selected as captain of the house and as soon as the announcement is made, Phuski master is seen claiming to his on-show pita jee, our own Uncle DD (DoubleDholki), that "hum tau tameez se follow karte hain rules". Cut to next scene, the Phuski was seen sleeping in the corner, I mean literally sleeping. The rooster crow alarm was buzzed and the HMs were seen talking that it was the 2ND TIME THE ALARM WAS BUZZED. Meaning that our Mr. Zero Gulati jee was found guilty twice. And then we heard his phuskis that I was just sitting with my eyes shut and I follow all the rules more than everyone in the house and I never break rules and that "I AM HOLIER THAN THOU ALL" and that BB buzzed the alarm it mistakenly.
Array yaar kitna phenkta hai ye. And then his fans claim that everyone in the house has the "I am holier than thou" attitude but their beloved Gautam. I think they need to watch the episodes with their eyes open without the glasses with Gautam's face printed on the shades. Maybe then they'll actually see how big a loser this guy is.
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*UPDATE # 4*
7) GARDEN CLEANING ISSUE
During the rift between Karishma and Puneet for the moving of benches so the cleaning could be done, our "Phuski" master could be seen putting his lame one liners every now and then which nobody was paying any sort of attention to including his papa jee. At one point of time, the great "Zero" Mr. Gulati was seen as saying "Arre ye garden abhi bhi saaf nahi hai". Diandra then came out and ordered Mr. Zero to clean the hall on which he said "Main tau kar loon ga hall ye garden karao." Pritam then came to him and asked him to clean on which Mr. Zero with all his Zeropanti said "Beech main koi na aye ga aaj" and this Akkru attitude was made a "Phuski" by Pritam pyaare when he said "Apna kaam kar lo phir doosron ko bolo" 🤣. And Mr. Gulati was seen leaving saying "Chalo main kar doon par aap ko beech main aana nahi tha 😭".
Lol. What a crybaby. Apna kaam karo nahi, doosron ke kaamon main keeray nikalo har time.
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8) RIFT WITH DIANDRA ON GARDEN CLEANING ISSUE
Continuing after the first "Phuski" covered in point # 7, The King of Phuskis then was finally about to go and do his job of cleaning the hall but he had to, as usual, complaint about something to the captain and tell her how bad she is doing as a captain. Mr. Zero told Diandra, with all the Zeropanti he could musterup inside him, "Aapne nazar rakhni hai kon kaam kar raha hai aur kon nahi. APNE DONSTON KO BACHA NAHI SAKTI AAP." This statement sparked a fire inside Diandra and she went on "ASSUME NAHI KARO. ASSUME NA KARO" Went to Puneet Papa and told him to tell his prodigal son "ASSUME NA KARO" ANd Puneet Papa was like "Haan ye correct keh rahi hai Gautam". So when he was given a slap on his attitude's face, Mr. Zero went like "Nahi kar raha main kaam." "Body kali ho gayi kaam kar ke" "5 KG lose ho gaya"
Papa Jee ne hi be izzati karwa di, woh bhi munh par. Wah re ooper wale kya izzat di hai ghar ke ander Mr. Zero ko.
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9) CAPTAIN'S PUNISHMENT
When the Captain of the week, Diandra, was asked who she wants to give punishment for any contestant, she took the name of our "Phuski" king for obvious reasons of him not being a good team player. BB revealed that Gautam will be polishing shoes as his punishment. Gulati in his cool avatar chimed "Cool BB, I'll do it". He then stood up and started criticizing other HMs "Tu kaamchor hai" "Tu acha hai" "She's good" etc etc in his "Macho" style. After all the blabber he did, he then said "BB, khol dijye darwaza." still in a proud attitude. Little did he know that all his attitude will become a HUGE 'phuski" when our very own Pundit Jee, Praneet, gave him a tight slap by saying "Ander ki taraf khulta hia woh bhai sahab". And our Phuski King was like "Hmmm. Khhul gaya". All the HMs were laughing on this phuski of Mr. Zero and so was I. He then ended his latest phuski by saying "Hanso hanso, koi diqqat nahi hai"
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10) ICHHA
Wow. The streak is still on for yesterday's phuskis lol. Now the captain Diandra was given a power to fulfill one HM's wish. Mr. Zero went to the Captain and the footage artist that he is, wished for nothing. Knowing very well that his on-show father figure Puneet is rotting in jail for more than a week, Phuski King was like "No. I have no wish". Then to grab more footage and possibly the ooohs, ahhhs, wowwws from his "fans" he sat back and blabbered "Kutta palo, Billi palo, Par kisi ke liye ghalat fehmi na paalo" He managed to get the above mentioned responses from his fans but the SENSIBLE people thought W*F have you done you imbecile. You didn't wish for you Papa jee to get out of jail just so you could perform your stupid, lame "Zeropanti" ?
And when Dimpy confronted him about his poor choice, he was like "Yeh tau chota torture hai (referring to jail) hum ne iss se bare torture jhelein hain" (Dafuq reason is that for not choosing Puneet's freedom). And then Dimpy said "Audience kya kahe gi" And his Phuski was "Audience kyu kahe gi (sab mujhe BLINDLY FOLLOW karte hain) (followed by some non sense blabber and then concluded the BS reasoning with). Har baar mere ko kyu pakra jaata hai yaar" And Dimpy was seen shaking her head in disbelief / disappointment from the phuski answer / reason our King had.
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11) SELF APPOINTED VICE CAPTAIN (Credits to Forum Member Kwerky23 👏)
During his bakwas explanation to Dimpy about why he didn't wish for Puneet's freedom (which honestly was anything but explanation). His line of defense at one point was "Kyun hamesha mujhe punish kia jaata hai. Dand de rahi hain (referring to the earlier punishment from Captain Diandra). Us insaan ko dand de rahi hain jo VICE CAPTAIN KA KAAM KAR RAHA HAI 😲. Jo sab kaam notice kar raha hai. Aap us insaan ko dand de rahi hain"
Bhai mere, aapko kis ne Vice Captain banaya? Kya aapko Diandra ne kabhi kaha ke Gautam aap sab par nazar rakho aur phir sab ko ungli karo taake sab irritate hon? And on top of everything HOW IN THE HELL HIM BEING A SELF APPOINTED VICE CAPTAIN AND GETTING PUNISHMENT IS THE REASON HE DID NOT WISH FOR PUNEET'S FREEDOM? But his loyal "fans" will have some justification for this as well 😆
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*UPDATE # 5*
12) GULATI IS AN "IMPARTIAL" CAPTAIN
So we have seen on multiple occasions during the captaincy of other HMs how our very own Mr. Gulati has preached the sacred word of impartiality and being honest and fair etc etc. For example during Upen's captaincy, when he was supposed to nominate people and he chose his friends to be safe, Gulati jee on WKW constantly blabbered about him being partial and favored his friends. In the future, there was multiple instances where he brought up the issue of Upen being partial and how a captain should not have "Paksh Paat" and should take honest decisions and not just in favor of friends. During Diandra's captaincy, Gulati never left a chance to talk to his "fans" through his Bestie on the show, "THE CAMERA", how unfair captain she was. During garden cleaning issue he even told her "Aap apne doston ko support karti hain jo ghalat hai". Well noble words from the oh so wise and honorable P.K (Phuski King 😆).
Fast forward to his captaincy, "Qurbani" task. Mr. P.K to Nigaar "Dekhiye weighing scale par kitna hai" (while holding the items himself for Puneet 😲). Wasn't he supposed to be just a "Sanchalik" and shouldn't have intervened in the task on anyone's behalf since he was the "CAPTAIN" and in his own words, A CAPTAIN CANNOT HAVE PAKSH PAAT AND HAS TO BE FAIR TO EVERYONE AND SHOULD NOT SUPPORT ONLY HIS FRIENDS ???? So why preach something you yourself habe no intentions to follow? So although at the time of spoken, his words seemed so big and noble, turned out to be bunch of PHUSKIS when given the captaincy and faced with the similar situation. Oh Gauti kya hoga tera bhai. Kyu pehle bolta hai aur phir khud contradict karta hai khud ko 😆
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*UPDATE # 6*
13) IMMUNITY TASK
Puneet jee, after all the "Captain must be Impartial" gyaan almost every single week except during Mr. Gautam's and his captaincy, had to choose 3 names for immunity task. And being extremely *cough* *cough* "impartial" took 2 names that he is closest to the most (Pritam, Gautam) and Upen since he was the best performer this week. (Don't exactly know what did the other 2 do to deserve the nomination this entire week since captain had to chose best performer under his captaincy not the entire season (Praneet's sacrifice was forgotten easily by "Impartial" Puneet))
Anyway the task was won by Pritam and after the task when all HMs were discussing inside the house, our P.K was seen saying "Dekho try karna zaroori tha. MAIN NE SOCHA THA KE PHENK DOON FORAN BUT MAIN NE KAHA TRY KARNA CHAIYE. Hamari thinking same hai (high five to Puneet) But try karan is important." Bhai why being so mahaan here? Why was trying this important? If you wanted Pritam to win all along then you should've thrown the bowls at the start. Don't be "khisyani billi khamba noche" You always wanted the immunity, which was clear from your reasoning to Puneet and then you go all mahan with I never wanted the immunity, BUt Try karna zaroori tha.😆😆
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14) "I CAN STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT. NO PROBLEM" (Credits to Forum Member PehliBaarish 👏)
Thanks to PheliBaarish for reminding all of us yet another Puski of The King. Had to dig really deep for this since this was THE VERY FIRST DAY of BB8. So what happened was that Secret Society told the PMs (Plane Mates 😃) that they had to choose 2 people to stay awake the whole night. Upen and Praneet stood up and gave their names for the task. SS then switched Praneet with Gulati jee. Mr. P.K. stood up, went all hero and claimed " This is nothing. I CAN STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT. NO PROBLEM. Saari raat workput karoon ga. Upen. Hum saari raat workout karein ge. Neend urr jaye gi" A little while later, Di, Minz, Upen and Gulati sitting and jinaab go again "KOI DIQQAT NAHI HAI. KOI TENSION NAHI HAI. JAB TAK JAGAAO, YEH BANDA (patting chest) JAAGE GA".
Switch to Day 2, Gautam was seen half slept on chair. Upen splashed some water on his face and even put wet finger in his ear and some water down his vest to wake him up on multiple occasions. Then came the bicycle task for water. At some point in the future teh cycle went hard cuz P.K was sleeping inside the plane. Sukirti came in to tell him to wake up and Mr. Gulati went "Saari raat soye ho tum log. Hamari (him & Upen) haalat kya hai woh kisi ko nahi pata." Funny thing is that Upen was wide awake at that time and chatting with Di and Soni.
Bhai aap raat ko tau keh rahe thay koi diqqat nahi, tau subah hote his itni diqqat kyun ho gayi? This was the start of a long chain of Phuskis by Gautam Gulati on the 8th season of BB and thanks to PehliBaarish, now we all remember. 😆😆
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*UPDATE # 7*
15) MUSEUM TASK
After P.K was given the secret task of being the undercover "chor", he was seen bragging, woh bhi "chaude" main to Praneet (who was irritated by Gulati's plan) and Pritam in the bathroom that HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS TASK. "Yeh kaam ek hi take main ho sakta hai. YEH KAAM SIRF MAIN HI KARSAKTA HOON. Tum sab (chor) sau jao, woh sab (police) sau jayein. Jab surety ho jaye gi ke sab sau gaye tau EK EK KAR KE MAIN ANDER RAKHOON GA HAR CHEEZ" Pritam intervened and said "Par tu akela nahi kar sakta yeh". On this P.K again "chaude" main bragged "YAAR MAIN KEH RAHA HOON 10 MINUTE KA KAAM HAI YE MERE LIYE"
Then came the stealing moment for P.K. Trying to be the HERO of the task, went for the stealing all alone. Turned out to be a complete ZERO and got caught red handed by Puneet. So what the great king did? Handed over the secret task note to his pita jee and was saying "Sorry main chor hoon. Secret task hai" etc etc.
Why did you all HERO in front of P2 and said you are the only one who can do that and even declined the advice of Pritam to get help and not go all alone for it. As Praneet said after the failure "It was a team work" but the P.K. wanted to be the hero for himself and didn't want to share the spotlight with anyone else. But one thing should be applauded, Gulati kept his record of failing at tasks a perfect 100%. 👏 😆
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16) NEVER GET INVOLVED IN OTHER'S ISSUE (BATHROOM LEELA 2)
Diandra confronted P.K in bathroom and asked him why he didn't answer for himself when Pritam accused their angle "fake" on WKW. P.K., ek dam chaude main, "Actually mera kya maanana hai, life main kabhi doosre ke maamle main pat paro. APNA APNA KHUD DEKHO". Same gyaan went to the garbage bin when Pritam and Sonali accused him being fake in relation and Mr. P.K conveniently INVOLVED DIANDRA INTO HIS MATTER AND CALLED HER TO THE KATHERA TO ANSWER FOR HIM. And then he throughout the remainder of his kathera session followed Diandra and couldn't come up with a single line of his own. Saying Haan Haan to everything Di said.
Like Di said in their Bathroom Leela 2, "Phattu ho tum. Tum Phattu ban gaye thay. Tum FULL PHATTU BAN GAYE THAY". P.P.K. (Phattu Phuski King) 😆
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17) DISHES CLEANING ISSUE WITH KARISHMA
P.K., like always, needed to be the hero for the damsel in distress, Dimpy, confronted captain Karishma and told her that she needed to assign another person to dishes cleaning as well because according to him, the dishes were too much. KT's comeback "Itne tau hote hi hain. Log kam ho gaye hain na" Jab iss tarah daal nahi gali tau P.K came up with another lamer "Log kam hain par yeh larki, tum kar sakti ho itne bartan". KT with another verbal slap "Haan". P.K "Chalo aaj tum kar do". KT "Par main captain hoon", turned to Dimpy "Aap nahi kar sakti bartan?" Dimpy said "Abhi karti hoon phir dekhti hoon".
Abhi Karishma ne P.K ki "izzat" aur bhi karni thi. "Gautam aap help kar sakte ho. Volunteer karne se kisi ko mana nahi kia". P.K. ne abhi aur beizzat hona tha iss liye chp nahi hua "Pichle 4 din se main hi kar raha hoon. Thori achi kaptaan bannana hai tau auron ko dijye na kaam" KT was on fire "Jab Dimpy complaint nahi kar rahi tau aap uski voice kuyu ban rahe ho? Jo jiski duty hai woh wohi kaam karega" P.K. ab tau chup ho ja but nahi, abhi usne aur gandi karani hai apni " Abhi meri duty tau nahi hai ye" KT with another bang on statement "Par aap ne yeh point nikala hai. Agar aapko itna daya aa raha hai tau aap kardo" P.K finally had enough insult for one day so "Chalo main kar doon ga. KOI DIQQAT NAHI HAI" followed by a lame, idiotic "Aaa. Thank You!" and that chamchi Dimpy pumping Gulati "Ye achi technique hai teri" and Gautam responding "Haan ye hai meri. Pehle main silence se deta tha ab Thank You keh kar jawab doon ga".
BTW silent reh kar Gulati ne kab logon ki suni hai poora season? Koi mujhe bhi yaad kara de plz. And I guess iss poori conversation main Karishma ke haaton one after the other after the other insults ka patabhi nahi chala apne ZERO ko.😆 Koi Diqqat nahi hai.
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18) NUTELLA CHOR (Credits to Forum Member White-Rose 👏)
Luxury budget task, two HMs selected to go outside in a mall and ask the shoppers there to buy stuff for them. One of the 2 HMs chosen was out very own P.K. alongwith Sonali. The whole task went ahead and the 2 returned with bunch of stuff including 2 JARS OF NUTELLA which P.K claimed was given to him by his FAN at the mall as a personal gift and is not part of luxury budget items. All HMs were suspicious of this but said nothing since they had no solid proof.
P.K later confessed to his pita jee, Punty Issar in P.K's favorite place in the house, the bathroom, that he LIED and asked Punty "aap khao ge na. Dono baggar billay khaein ge" The bald baggar billa jumped with the P.K baggar billa and repeated those " funny " lines.
Fast forward to the next week's luxury budget task. P.K admitted to Upen about lying about the nutella being a gift and it was FOR THE ENTIRE HOUSE but he needs to eat it since it calms him and "Chocolate chocolate hai. iske liye main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon" and started laughing like a maniac, which went a "phuski" when Upen didn't react and P.K like a khisyani billi said "Acha Sorry". Afterwards when confronted by Karishma P.K. was like "Haan chota bacha hoon main par JHOOT TAU NAHI BOLA NA." Abay yaar isko koi samjhaye jhoot ka matlab 😆. P.K then claimed "Ek dabba kha liya doosra Diandra ko de diya" Karishma then asked for the 2nd empty jar. So after all the failed herogiri by P.K., he went in his suitcase and took out the 2nd FULL JAR of Nutella and handed over saying "Simple aa ke bol dete Pyaar se le lete is main larne ki kia zaroorat thi" Upen ne seedha moonh mar diya khench ke "Tu ne bola khatam ho gaya 2nd wala. Phir jhoot bola tu ne" P.K had another lame excuse ready "Main dekh raha tha tum log react kaise karte ho" Wah ji wah. Chori aur us pe seena zori. Later P.K was seen gyaan-ing his chamchi in his favorite place again😉 "Main ne chori nahi ki, trick kia hai" Jinaab chori hi thi aap jo marzi lame bahanay banao. Chori kar tau li par wahan bhi "Phuss" ho gaya apna "Hindustaan ka Hero." 😆
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*UPDATE # 8*19) Vice Captain under Dimpy's Captaincy
After Dimpy became captain, P.K was seen begging her in the Living Area, "Ek favor karogi, mujhe VC banao gi? Karein (poking) tau license le kar karein. Bina license ke gaRbaR hoti hai, Bina license woh behas karte hain" (The only reason Hero wanted to be VC was so he can poke other HMs by constantly getting involved in their matters. Very good thinking 👍🏼) Anyway, Dimpy declared Gullu her VC in Garden Area, Gullu jee jumped up, did his lame salute routine and asked Dimpy, "Ma'am kya main dand de sakta hoon?" At this point Diandra followed by everyone else criticized Dimpy's VC selection as they think VC breaks the most rules himself so how can he give any dand to other HMs. Dimpy then phuski-ed Gautam's akkaR by saying "Yeh dand nahi denge, sirf mujhe bataein ge phir main dand doon gi". Lo jee dand dene ka sapna yahin toot gaya 😆 Par kahani yaha khatam nahi hui 😉
The whole house arguing with Dimpy over her rules. There was a lot of back and forth arguments going on and we all see the noble, dutiful VC thumping and stomping the wooden floor of Garden, clapping and singing in his bhaddi awaz to create more noise. How thoughtful of him helping his Captain, oh wait 😃. Here comes Dimpy making it 2nd phuski of Gullu mian, she shouted on top of her lungs, "GAUTAM" and VC, shocked, abruptly stopped and returned to his butler stance. Picture abhi bhi baaqi hai. Dimpy now having a direct argument with Upen, the VC again being the ZERO, came forth and asked Captain "Isko Dand doon kia?" Dimpy turned to the VC and said "SHUT UP !!" The whole house and the audiences (with no GAUgles on) clapped loudly. Ae ooper wale, aisi izzat tau kisi ko na de jiss main 1 nahi, 2 nahi, 3 baari khaRa khaRe koi aisi kar jaaye 😆.
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20) HALLA BOL face-off with Ali
The span between the 19th and 20th phuski on Bigg Boss Season 8 timeline is quite a good proof how much visible and important Gautam has been recently. The thread that was getting updated each week, was stale for almost 1 month because every time Gautam gets TV time, some phuski is bound to happen 😆 but as Farah said, Gautam had been in coma, only recently forced himself out of it with his usual lame antics. Anyway. To the 20th 😉
Gautam had been bad mouthing, bit*hing about Ali to almost every Challenger ever since the Ajaz fiasco happened. Although Salman told all the Champions to stick together against Challengers, Gullu jee didn't give any sh*t about Salman's words and was not being part of the Champions' team most of the time since the Halla Bol started. Day 108, we saw Ali and P.K. having an argument. Ali thinks Gautam is fake and Gautam says he is not Ali so he doesn't use bad words. Really Gullu jee? You don't use bad words? Ok. And the pigs can fly as well 😆. Khair. The argument got heated up with involvement from Sambhavna and Rahul. P.K at one point thought it is the right moment to take off his shirt and flaunt his ill shaped abs that maybe only his fans adore. Then came the "isse kehte hain torture torture" jugalbandi 😆. Gullu mian jumped on top of the Garden bench and started his stomping, thumping, clapping that again only amuses his fans. Then came the PUSKI moment. P.K was doing his lame Salman's Munni dance step, still on top of the bench, still thinking he is looking so cool and doing all the heropanti he can muster up and suddenly, B1AM !. The bench broke. Down came the hindustaan ka hero looking like a fool, trying to balance himself from falling. And then pointing towards the sky said " Bigg Boss, SORRY ". Saari heropanti ki lagi waat. Kaisa kar lete ho aap Gullu jee, itni bekaar harkatein😆
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*UPDATE # 9*
21) Post Torture Cage Drama (Credits to mada007 for Addition 👏)
Torture Cage task is over and P.K let go of the button being the MAHAAN INSAAN telling Pritam "You win bro. Mere liye tu winner hai aaj se" (Which according to Pritam was all a drama and Gullu actually wanted to use the loo and couldn't hold any longer 😆). Anyway, Gullu was surrounded by well wishers giving him their support how Ali was wrong and all of a sudden, Guulu burst into tears (?). "Ek Bhole Bhaale insaan 😕 ke saath aise kaise kar sakte ho"
(Thanks to mada007 for this) Ali entered the loo.. Gautam tried to show that he is lunging at him with "aaaye" and just stops after a foot waiting for others to hold him. As if he will ever attack.. anytime he has tried to do that and others have screamed back at him - the bhola bhala insaan quietly backs off .. Fattu!
And then a series of phuskis started.
1) Gullu to Sambhavna DiDi "Tum dost banti ho. Wahan chup khari thi tum".
During the Ali-Gullu scene, Sambhavna "Ye mera dost hai main ye nahi kar sakti." "Ali mat kar kar ye zyada ho raha hai" Ali had to tell Sambhavna to not say anything as he is doing task. She even burst out on Ali and only after that Ali stopped taunting Gautam. But according to Gautam wo chup khari thi wahan. 👏. After almost spanked left right and center by Sambhavna, Rahul, Pritam and Mahek on clarifying Sambhavna taking stand for P.K, Gullu jee was like "I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry.
2) Gullu to Rahul "Ye dost banta hai, koi dost nahi hai tu bhi"
Right at the start of the argument, Rahul was the first one to arrive on scene and trying to take Ali on by calling him Chicoray and Ganjay. He even sat there and for quite some time, tried to calm Gautam down. Lying to Upen about Ali breaking rules just to throw Ali off guard. And he isn't a friend too for the Bhola Bhaala Insaan. Sad for Rahul, his good actions were not backed up by any1.
3) Gullu Mian lying to Pritam, Mahek and Sambhavna about 2 people who he thought would not get to know about his lies "Woh Upen betha corner main hans raha hai Krishma ke saath mazaaq urRa raha hai mera"
Fortunately for UpMa, they entered at that very moment and listened to every word Gullu said. Upen went forward and showed Gullu his place "Hum kahan tera mazaq urRa rahe thay. Yeh faaltu bol raha hai" Gullu must've thought "Oh Sh*t yeh kahan se aa gaye" but instead said "Tu hans raha tha corner main. Tujhe mazaa aa rah tha na" During the entire Ali-Gautam incident, Upen was dead serious and didn't even speak one word let alone laugh but Gullu tried to play the victim at his expense which backfired. Gullu then went "Boxing dikhaaon" maybe one final try to get some reaction from Upen which could victimize the National hero. PHUSS again. Upen was calmed down by Karishma and Sambhavna although Upen was about to explode. After much spanking from everyone around and Upen clearing up his and KT's name with every one, Gullu jee again went "Acha sorry yaar". And as far as Karishma is concerned, she was the first individual who came to Gautam after the fight was over, told him to not react or else Ali will start again. Told Ali that he was getting personal and that was uncalled for and he should not stoop low even if it was a task. Not once was she laughing at Gullu. But the audacity of National Hero to lie to everyone that she was laughing with Upen at him, thinking she'd never know and his mission of being victim will be accomplished. Sad tactics.
4) When all this failed, Gullu stoop down to "Mujhe uske ksii word ka bhi bura nahi laga, bura laga ke sab dheere dheere nikal gaye wahan se" Tau kya sab wahan Gautam ke charanon main bethe rehte jab tak woh raazi na ho jayein? Pritam cleared this as wel "Sab khana banane aur baaqi kaam main lag gaye thay"
I agree Ali said things that were below the belt and maybe Gautam was actually hurt, but twisting facts, blatantly lying, over reactions just to get sympathies from HMs and his followers? All this came after he has been told that he has lost his mojo so reverted to his old antics, I am alone. I don't need any1. I am a victim. I am targeted. I am the only Bhola Bhala Masoom Insaan and rest all are ek number ke 🤬. Haven't we all seen that already by him?
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*Update # 10*
22) Punjabi Haath (Credits to Forum Member KJasoosChulbulP 👏)
Upen, irritated throughout the week, had a fight with the captain Dimpy over her not assigning duties properly. Our National Hero, as always, for no reason had to butt in the matters where he was not even involved. But woh Gautam hi kya jo footage na khaye 😉. Ali and Upen having some heated argument over Dimpy in the Bedroo. P.K. playing (not so) macho guy, barged in saying
P.K.: "Kuch bola mujhe isne?"
Ali: "Kuch nahi apas main baat kar rahe thay"
Upen, already irritated: "teri problem kya hai life main Gautam?"
P.K.: "Subah subah ghusse main kyu ho bhai"
Upen: "Tera munh dekh kar" 😆
P.K. standing with a stupid smirk: "Are you threatening me. Why don't you hit me here"
Upen: "Push me and I swear I'll hit you"
Now comes the phuski😆 P.K.: "Punjabi haath nahi khaya tu ne lagta hai"
(notice who started all the HITTING talk and provoking?)
Upen: "Arre tu mera London wala haath nahi khaya"
Then some more fight between the two where Gautam kept provoking Upen and Upen claimed he got scars for a reason and he'll break Gautam's face etc etc. Now P.K after starting with Punjaabi haath statement, goes to garden and starts sobbing to his best friend, yes THE CAMERA, "Main kab tak control karoon yaar. Insaan hoon main bhi. Gali pe gaali (Kis ne di isko gaali?) maarne ki dhamki (I think you started it dude). Then with the naatak rona dhona in front of Dimpy where not a single tear was shed "Mera face bigaarRe ga 😭" "I wanna go home😭. Nahi rehna yahan pe😭". Then wiping the tears off his eyes, which never were there to be frank, "Koi nahi. Ab bhirRay ga tau dikhaoon ga isko main. BhirR ke dekh, kha ke dekh PUNJABI WALA LASSI WALA HAATH TU MERA. BHIrR TU MUJH SE EK BAAR. Iska tau furniture bigaarR doonga main".
Akele main tau bohat Sher ban rahe ho bhai. Punjabi haath ki dhamki pehle bhi di thi na. Wahin laga dia hota ek haath. Dimpy ke saamne Phuski Lion kyu ban rahe ho. Upen ke saamne tau haalat kharaab ho gayi ke "I want to go home" ho gaye 😆. Baaton ka sher, saamne ek dum "PHUSKI"
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23) "I AM THE YOUNGEST HERE"
On multiple occasions throughout the season, P.K. has claimed to be the youngest contestant to enter the house in BB8. He has tried to dodge numerous bullets by claiming how young he is so he is bound to make mistakes. Trying to be cute and cuddly (and failing at it) by saying abhi tau bacha hoon. Can't recall all the events when he claimed to be the youngest but surely all the readers will vouch for this.
Anyway, enter the (Fake?) Astrologer Pundit Jee during the Finale week. When he was telling the fortune of each contestant, the first question to each finalist was Name and AGE!. Gullu jee was first and on asking, replied. Gautam Gulati. Age 27. And his fortune was predicted / guessed / told by baba jee. Now comes the moment where all his claims of "Chota sa pyaara sa bachaa hoon" went Phuski. Came the turn of... *DRUM ROLLS* Dimpy.
Baba jee: "Naam"
Dimpy: "Dimpy"
Baba jee: "Umar"
Dimpy: "26" !!!
Lo bhai. Poora season beet gaya in jinaab ko ye claim karte ke kyunki ye sab se chote hain issliye kabhi kabhi ghalti kar lete hain. Thora bachpana hai inn main kyunki ye sab se chote hain. Par Dimpy jee tau aap se bhi choti nikli. And if I remember correctly (AND I DO REMEMBER CORRECTLY 😉). When asked by Farah Aunty that who according to Gullu is the smartest woman in the house, his reply was "Dimpy". Tau phir bhai agar ek larRki jo aap se bhi choti hai smartest woman of the house ho sakti hai tau aap kyu Infant Card play karte rahe ho saara season? Vicitm card, Alone Card, Targeted Card and now Infant Card. Wah!
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24) Curious Case of Gullu and Di (Credits to Forum Member KJasoosChulbulP & Kwerky23 👏)
Maybe the final entry of this thread. It has been load of fun guys. And what better entry to sign off than the BIGGEST PHUSKI OF THE SEASON by P.K.
On uncountable occasions Gullu has showed through his cheap antics or claimed how he is attracted towards Diandra:
The infamous Lotion Leela in the first week. Not once, not twice but for 8 days of the first 2 week. Until the Hijack task
Numerous times claiming in front of his Besties, P3, how he really likes Diandra during their night convos.
During Gauti City task openly claiming, "I still like you"
After Gauti City task, "Huggie bhi doonga aur Kissy bhi karoon ga WOH BHI CHAUDE MAIN"
The *boink* on national TV (I hope you understand what boink is 😆)
The even more infamous Bathroom Leela where apparently hum tum ek bathroom main band hon aur *ughm* *ughm* ho jaye😃
And then all the CHAUDA PANA was deflated during the Celebrity Party task. Where Gullu jee got feedback from his DiDi Sambhavna. his best friend in the world Rahul and Kashmira Shah that his CHAUDA PANA is looking CHICHORA PANA 😆, P.K., like always, went Phuski and abruptly told off Diandra to stay away. Went Phuski when confronted by host and the evicted Diandra on WKV. Went total Phuski in front of the News Reporters when they asked him about his relationship status with Diandra. He was Phuski to such extent that BB had to send in Diandra back after bribing her someway to clear the name of the BB favorite, tagging their relation as "Just Friends" and that "I (Diandra) was not ready either" (Really? Cuz we all saw something else on your eviction day Di) and malign her friends who took firm stands on beliefs she left them with while getting evicted just to bring Gullu in good light. Phuski tau tha hi, proved after this that he isn't even MAN ENOUGH TO ACCEPT THAT HE IS IN A RELATION.🤢
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Gulati ji aap bari bari baatein kar sakte hain. Chaand taare torr laane ka keh sakte hain par karein ge nahi.😆
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