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Posted: 6 years ago
#11
this topic is turning into tragedy
for 84 year old virgin ...Hippo
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Posted: 6 years ago
#12

Originally posted by: Dr.Hippopotamus


tum se hum buddhon ki khushi bardaasht naho ho rahi

3-4 votes mil jayeein ...one week ki current supply aa jayee.. par woh bhi na hone dena


bas apna bell (urdu waala) dance nahi dikhana lol

let me simulate a scenario

jalota breaks up with jasleen...dayaan sees an opportunity ...she goes to India...jalota and jasleen are a broken couple.

daayan meets and tells him how big of a fan she is and how she and some other crazies were in love with him and were discussing him in AT on forum

Jalota is impressed...both are talking and go on a dinner date...jasleen notices it

Jalota and Dayaan go on a date at to eat vada pao in mumbai...jasleen is following

while both love birds were eating jasleen enters..yeh kya ho raha hai

jalota says she is my student...

jas says i know what u r uptp

dayaan gets angry

Jasleen is face to face with dayaan

dayaan is quite tall too

both are in fight

jalota sizes the moment..

finishes dayaans vada pao as well

dayaan has jasleen on his shoulder

dayaan spins

360

and throws jasleen on the sand

yes the restaurant was a food cart on beach

dayaan goes back to jalota

but jalota is in pain

for Jasleen

he run towards her...tells here i was joking my love..i was trying to make u jealous

dayaan gets a shock of her life..

she was being used

she was hoping to end up as manisha of gupt ..but she turned into kajol

dayaan is upset

she is broken

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLXBc8SrnI[/YOUTUBE]

ohhh

IF ki vaadi mein goonje beete afsaane
IF ki vaadi mein goonje beete afsaane
Jalota jo love the..ab thehre woh begaane
dayaan aaj pyaasi hai
badi gheri udaasi hai

yeh kya hogaya...ho...yeh kya ho gaya

lol

🀣
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Posted: 6 years ago
#13

Originally posted by: Jo_March

I voted for no...

But those who are fine ...I don't want to judge lol


If Buddha is like George Clooney then I won't mind πŸ˜†
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Posted: 6 years ago
#14
Hippo ji, you are seeing your chances with girls on this forum?πŸ˜† Koi fayda nahi, IF pe sirf sab karte hai badi badi baatein aur wada pav khate.
No girl is going to have a romantic relationship with a guy, jiska ek pare kabr mein, aur doosra kele ke chilke par...unless the guy is freaking rich, and the girl is a gold digger like me.πŸ˜†
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Posted: 6 years ago
#15
Humse na ho payega πŸ˜†
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Posted: 6 years ago
#16
Never. Even buddha like Salman will be too much aged πŸ˜†
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Posted: 6 years ago
#17

Originally posted by: Dr.Hippopotamus


tum se hum buddhon ki khushi bardaasht naho ho rahi

3-4 votes mil jayeein ...one week ki current supply aa jayee.. par woh bhi na hone dena


bas apna bell (urdu waala) dance nahi dikhana lol

let me simulate a scenario

jalota breaks up with jasleen...dayaan sees an opportunity ...she goes to India...jalota and jasleen are a broken couple.

daayan meets and tells him how big of a fan she is and how she and some other crazies were in love with him and were discussing him in AT on forum

Jalota is impressed...both are talking and go on a dinner date...jasleen notices it

Jalota and Dayaan go on a date at to eat vada pao in mumbai...jasleen is following

while both love birds were eating jasleen enters..yeh kya ho raha hai

jalota says she is my student...

jas says i know what u r uptp

dayaan gets angry

Jasleen is face to face with dayaan

dayaan is quite tall too

both are in fight

jalota sizes the moment..

finishes dayaans vada pao as well

dayaan has jasleen on his shoulder

dayaan spins

360

and throws jasleen on the sand

yes the restaurant was a food cart on beach

dayaan goes back to jalota

but jalota is in pain

for Jasleen

he run towards her...tells here i was joking my love..i was trying to make u jealous

dayaan gets a shock of her life..

she was being used

she was hoping to end up as manisha of gupt ..but she turned into kajol

dayaan is upset

she is broken

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLXBc8SrnI[/YOUTUBE]

ohhh

IF ki vaadi mein goonje beete afsaane
IF ki vaadi mein goonje beete afsaane
Jalota jo love the..ab thehre woh begaane
dayaan aaj pyaasi hai
badi gheri udaasi hai

yeh kya hogaya...ho...yeh kya ho gaya

lol


HAHAHA HAHA...LMAO.

You have actually narrated Daayan's zindagi ka daasatan right to the T. Lol.
Hamesha yahi hota hain mere saath.
Ek pal jaan leva pyaar dikhaya jaata hain aur doosra pal, tata bye bye, who is Daayan.

Aaloo samose pe hi track atak jaati hain. Biryani, malai kulfi haath aate aate chhut jaati hain. πŸ₯Ί

Aur Kyun na dikhao apna Bell wala dance?
Jassu ki tarah sureeli awaaz main gaa toh nahi sakti. Yeh belly shakes ki sahaare shayad Jalotaji ka chota sa dil jeet lun.☺️

Yeh gaana post karne ke liye bohot bohot Shukriya doc sahab.
Very very beautiful song!


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Posted: 6 years ago
#18

Originally posted by: Luna46

Hippo ji, you are seeing your chances with girls on this forum?πŸ˜† Koi fayda nahi, IF pe sirf sab karte hai badi badi baatein aur wada pav khate.

No girl is going to have a romantic relationship with a guy, jiska ek pare kabr mein, aur doosra kele ke chilke par...unless the guy is freaking rich, and the girl is a gold digger like me.πŸ˜†


hmmm...IF ka tjaurba kaafi hai aap ko...i mean experience lol. ok joking

main toh jalota kay baad market research kar raha tha... wetting my feet

looks like water is freezing temperature and my feet are now frozen lol

Originally posted by: -Spirited-

Humse na ho payega LOL


jalota say bhi nahi ho payega lol

Originally posted by: DeisyM

Never. Even buddha like Salman will be too much aged πŸ˜†


bas karo...yeh intehaa hai

koi 60+ hai

dayaan waali fake 200 nahi...


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Posted: 6 years ago
#19

Originally posted by: KunwaariDaayan


HAHAHA HAHA...LMAO.

You have actually narrated Daayan's zindagi ka daasatan right to the T. Lol.
Hamesha yahi hota hain mere saath.
Ek pal jaan leva pyaar dikhaya jaata hain aur doosra pal, tata bye bye, who is Daayan.

Aaloo samose pe hi track atak jaati hain. Biryani, malai kulfi haath aate aate chhut jaati hain. πŸ₯Ί

Aur Kyun na dikhao apna Bell wala dance?
Jassu ki tarah sureeli awaaz main gaa toh nahi sakti. Yeh belly shakes ki sahaare shayad Jalotaji ka chota sa dil jeet lun.☺️

Yeh gaana post karne ke liye bohot bohot Shukriya doc sahab.
Very very beautiful song!



Ranj se khugar hua insaan to mit jaata hai ranj
Mushkilein mujh par padi itni ke aasaan ho gayi

tum bhi trp ka koi mauqa nahi chorna - meri tarhan lol

aare tum sab hot and happening ho...meri tarhan seedha koi nahi hai...lonely..kabira.

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Posted: 6 years ago
#20
5 vs. 22?

hmmm...sab fake hain...no love for old men

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCsdHLTf0cI[/YOUTUBE]


yahaan kaun hai meraa,
hippo, jaayegaa kahaan
dosti kar le ghadi bhar,
ye ladkiyaan payega kahaan
yahaan kaun hai meraa


beet gaye din,
jawaani ke palchhin
curent waali woh raatien
bhool gaye sab,
tu bhi bhulaa de
ab yeh sab baatein
har taraf andhera,
hippo, jaayegaa kahaan

koi bhi teri, raah na dekhe
buddhaon ko ghaas na daale koi
84 mein virgin ki story se, koi na tadpaa
aankh kisi ki naa royi
Samjhe sab tujh ko yeda,
hippo, jaayegaa kahaan


tune to sabko, haansi dilayi
tu khushi ki manzil kyun bhoolaa
suljha ke mote, auron ki uljhan
kyun ghum khaa kay hoagya toh gola
kyun naache akela
hippo, jaayegaa kahaan


kehte hain gyaani,
milege tujh ko ab naani
jasleen jaisi ab nahi aani
aaye gi toh kuch
shaayad ambulance hi aaye
kuchh nahi ab nera
hippo, jaayegaa kahaan

Edited by Dr.Hippopotamus - 6 years ago
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