Khud ko chaalak bolne me sharam aati hai!

And to this... instead of acquiring that ott half sitting position and giving lectures for half an hour, a simple answer would do the job.

" Because the creatives have written the story that way babu. Mujhe bhi aadhe se zyaada time samajh me hi nhi aata ki kaise sab kucch mere track se hi guzartaa hai. Mujhe sahi time par ek khife jaisa sharp kaanch ka tukraa paas hi me giraa hua milta hai... buss do minute k andar andar Mumbai ke asylum se log aa jaate hain (jo raasta aane me duffer and dusky ko poori raat lagi thi ), wo log mere liye kaam bhi karne lagte hain without any advance payment kyunki main toh mari hui hoon...bank account hai hi nhi mere naam pe😆😆, main police ko samjhati hoon ki arjun mujhe bachaane aaya hai despite the fact ki maine parosi warosi jor ke itnaa drama kiya ki arjun tortured me, police sab kucch samajh jaate hain, main kabar khod kar mar rahi hoti hoon jab samay urf Raajiv aa jaata hai mujhe bachaane... phir despite maine uska kabhi khoon kiya tha... wo mere liye kaam karne lagta hai... and most importantly mujhe pehle se hi pataa hua hota hai ki vandana ma mere bacche ko maregi jiske douraan main unhe marungi jiske douraan arjun mujhe maarne aayega jiske douraan ek fake dead body lagegi with exact marks on the body...

Ohh my god ayaan! Mera sarr chakraa raha hai. Can you please tell the writers to stop making everything so over dramatic and super convenient for me? Khud ko chaalak bolne me sharam aa rahi hai mujhe after recapitulating everything.

And by the way, kucch log ye naara kyun lagaa rahe hain ki saanjh ne samay se haath kyun milaaya?? Aakhir Samay ko hi toh pataa tha ki main kahaan hoon! Samay ke haath me gun bhi tha! So what is she expected to do? Fight with him and die?? Kya jaan pyaara sirf mujhe hi hai???????"

Kaash maya itni sensible hoti. 😛