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Hi ji,
Again, sorry for the late update. I have guests over, and can only do them when they leave ji. You guys need to bear with me for tomorrow too. Hopefully, by next week I can do them faster. Also, I haven't slept all night ji, so please forgive me for my mistakes.
Update:
Ok, today it starts with Shipla gushing over the new kitchen, and Gudiya and Leela laughing. Shilpa says that it feels like the kitchen is some type of showroom kitchen, and that she feels like asking what everything costs. She says that they should keep a salesman, and Gudiya agrees. Gudiya drags Shilpa by the hand to the stove and says it's her fav; automatic gas stove with no more matches needed ji. The 3 bahus are super happy, and just then Gudiya sees Charu coming there way. She tells the others that Mrs. Valkashwar is coming, and Shilpa starts telling Leela about the gas stove-how Harshad got it from Italy, and the model hasn't even been launched yet ji. Charu seems a bit jealous, and behind her Meenakshi is coming doing her puja thingy around the house. Charu comes in to get some water from the fridge, and Leela talks about how the kitchen is waterproof etc, doing her English thing "I toh something, something" (which I toh don't like at all! Can she please stop saying it?).
Gudiya adds and says that now no more matches, and turns the already on stove off by mistake. Charu chokes on her water, and Gudiya turns it back on. Leela starts to say kuch, but Charu says it's ok now, enough advertisement ho gaya ji. Charu tells them to do something about Meenakshi, who comes in sprinkling water from a flower. Charu says before renovating the house, they should have modernized Meenakshi. Meenakshi comes and starts sprinkling around when Leela says nooo not on the wooden wall; realizing too late her mistake. Charu catches it, and says that Leela just said it's waterproof etc. Shilpa saves Leela by saying that there are waterproof watches too, but that doesn't mean you sink them in water na. Gudiya and Leela pat Shilpa on the back, and Charu sees this. She says to do the patting later, and to find a solution regarding Meenakshi. Meenakshi says that she was the one to go find a solution from her Naina Bano (Eyes-Arrow?) wale baba to fix the apshagun thing in the house ji.
However, something fell in his eyes and he's gone to find solution to fix them. So then she went to an even bigger baba-Baba Gulat Marna. The baba promised her that he will come subah ko, and fix everything by his gulat maaring ji. Shilpa asks Leela if she can see what's going to happen, and Leela says she can it see it very clearly. Then we see a baba gulating (which means somersaulting! I learnt a new Hindi word aaj! Taaliya👏👏), and Meenakshi praying. Whereas, Motabhai coming there and saying to the baba to do his gulating slowly, b/c flooring new hai na ji. Leela comes out of it, and Shilpa says dekh liya? Leela says haan, and tells Meenakshi she won't allow any baba to come.
Gudiya then says there is one more baba that does something like the twist, and who will twist all their problems away ji (and we twist, and we twist!). Leela and Shilpa laugh, joining Gudiya in the twist while Meenakshi prays thinking ke it's real. Charu says that Motabhai doesn't even let them walk properly on the new floor, so he'd never let anyone twist around. She says he has even put up a board on the washroom door saying "Yahaan nahna mana hai" ("No showering allowed"). Charu goes on saying ke eventually he will tell them to go around "rankte hue" (and this means something that Simran's vocab can't comprehend😭😭). They all, except Meenakshi, laugh and Charu and Leela go to give each other high fives. However, they yaad in the nick of time that they are enemies and Charu goes to Gudiya to laugh. Shilpa and Leela go to the counter to do some work, and Meenakshi said that her baba said ke the apshagun will surely show its' colors ji. Leela puts milk in a glass, and the milk turns yellow. Meenakshi says see, the apshagun is showing its' colors, and Leela says that it's galdi ka dhood. She says Hemal is down with a cold so he needs it.
Hemal is trying to sneeze when Motabhai comes and tells Hemal to not sneeze. Subodh asks Motabhai to let him, but Motabhai says that the walls are new and Hemal will sneeze on them ji. Praveen and Jigar laugh at this, and Motabhai stops poor Hemal from sneezing again. Subodh tells Motabhai that Hemal has eyes, and so why will he sneeze on the walls. Motabhai tells Subodh that Subodh knows nothing, and when you sneeze your eyes shut. Praveen says that the sneeze ran away ages ago, and Subodh and Motabhai are discussing over faltu sneeze. He says they have gathered to discuss about something important, and asks everyone to sit ji. They are all about to sit when Motabhai stops them in mid air. He says that the sofas are new, and they should keep them clean etc. They all straighten up and Jigar says fine they will stand, and Motabhai can come sit on them..
Just then Baa and Baby comes, and Jigar tells Baa how Motabhai won't let them sit on the sofa. Baa says let them, but Motabhai says that they are new so they should let them stay new for a few more days. Baa says that Birju & Co are coming kal ko, and will they make them stand? She tells them to sit, and just as they are about to sit, Motabhai phirse says ruko. He says he'll get some plastic to cover the sofas. Baby says that he doesn't need to do that, and she'll tell Birju to come in raincoats. Motabhai is like not a bad idea ji, but Baa is like shush and tells sab to sit down. Praveen starts to bounce up and down on the couch to annoy Motabhai, but Baa tells the monkey to stop ji.
Praveen stops and gets up saying that they have gathered to discuss about something very important ji. He says ke Baby's wedding dates can be around 10th to 13th-Subodh has no shows, Motabhai can take chutti, and he is his own boss. Then he says that now lets go to the main point, and Baa is like there is another main point kya. Motabhai says that the main point is who will get what room, and Baa asks if there aren't ACs in each room. Subodh says that there will be in 3 months b/c abhi budget nahi tha so only in 2 rooms. Praveen says that b/c of Maharani (Baby) who wants her wedding in a resort. Baa is like😲, and Baby tells her that the brothers will payso Baa doesn't need to worry ji. Baby then goes back to the AC room., and Praveen says ke one AC he has gotten installed. He goes over to Hemal, and says that he got a second-hand one but it works fine. He says the second Hemal got installed on installments. So he says one room for Hemal, and second......He drifts off, and Baa says to complete it by saying b/c Praveen got it installed so he should get it. Praveen starts off with ke he has 3 chote chote kids, and everyone starts laughing. Hemal says he doesn't want the AC room, and it should be given to Leela and Motabhai.
In the kitchen Leela says "I toh don't mind at all" ("bangs head on pillow" I mind!!! Stop saying it!!!!!!!😭). Shilpa then sees Meenakshi lying on the floor (in the total "intezaar for piya" pose), and asks her why she's sleeping on the floor. Meenakshi says she will sleep on the floor only, and it's sooo clean. Meenakshi does her sau km line(Yaaaaaaay, I missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!👏👏😆), and Shilpa finishes it off for her jaldi se. Meenakshi says that they'd clean their floor with the gober, and still inna clean nahi hota tha (gober means cow poop😆. You have to excuse me, I have had no ninni for more than 27 hours......so I can soo laugh at this😛). Leela says that she hopes to get the AC room b/c she was born in an AC hospital. She walks over to the fridge, where Charu is standing. Charu asks Leela if she came to say this to her, and Charu reminds Leela ke abhi only 2 rooms have AC. Leela says she should get one b/c she's used to it at her Papa's.
Motabhai objects and says ke he doesn't want it. He says he has contributed the least amount of money for the renovations, and he's not used to AC. He says that Baa and Gattu always slept in the angaan so they should get the AC the room, and b/c Hemal and Gudiya are the young couple they should get the second room ji. Leela and Meenakshi come out of the kitchen, and Motabhai is talking about not wanting the AC room first. Leela and Meenakshi come there, and Motabhai says that if we don't get the AC room even Leela won't mind. Leela's expressions gets a little down, but she smiles. Meenakshi and Jigar notice this, and Jigar tells Motabhai ke don't always take decisions on behalf of his mummy. Baa who was chilling on the sofa straightens up-ready for the discussion yet to come lol.
Jigar gets up, and says that even if Motabhai contributed less money that doesn't take away Leela's contribution to the house. Motabhai gets up and tells Jigar to shut up, but Baa tells motabhai to let Jigar speak ji. Jigar says that Leela gave the house 23 years of her life to this house, and she always removed him and Dimple from her godi and carried Baby and Gattu. Baby looks at him, and he says he is expressing this, but just saying. He tells baa that Leela has given a lot of qurbaani to the house, and she deserves the AC room. Subodh says that he agrees with Jigar, and that's why Hemal....Motabhai yells at Subodh and asks him if now in this house there will be an account kept? Baby and Hemal tell Motabhai ke he started this, and that he was the one who said that he gave less money. Baby then leaves to take a shower, and asks Meenakshi if she put her towel up. Meenakshi says yes, and that she ironed it also lol.
Baa tells Motabhai to stop glaring at Jigar, and just like how he thinks about her; Jigar has the same right to do the same ji. Baa gets up and says to Jigar that no one has the right to say anything on behalf of everyone in this house; even the kids have the right to decide for themselves. She says Leela will decide herself, and asks Leela what she wants. Just then Gattu comes blowing his whistle, and says that he's gussa they set up Baby's shaadi ki date w/o him. Praveen and the brothers tease him that they Baby was in such a rush that they already did her bidai too. Leela smiles meakly, and Jigar is not pleased at all. Gattu says he wanted to cry, and then Baby comes and says when she gets married she wants everyone to laugh at her bidai. Jigar is annoyed and tells Baa ke see that whenever it comes to his mom the topic goes from kahaan to kahaan. He tells Leela to speak up, and no one will understand her chupi. Motabhai gets angry, and asks Jigar if he thinks no one cares for Leela. Jigar tells Motabhai that Motabhai for one doesn't care at all for Leela. He tells Motabhai that he did a lot for his brothers b/c they are his brothers, but for his mummy...
Before he can finish, Leela tells Jigar BAS. She says if Jigar says anything else, she will slap him. Leela says by living in the hostel Jigar has forgotten rishte. She tells him that this isn't his hostel where everything is divided etc. She asks if he is trying to say that the people living in the house are not hers? Everyone looks on, and Gattu gets off from the floor and sits on the sofa; understanding it's chupi time for now ji. Leela says that her Papa explained to her that even if she gets married to the man, she will become incorporated into new rishtas-devarnai, jethani, kaki, etc-you have to become all of them. She says that she did no asaan in taking care of the house or the family-it was her farz. She tells him that putting Jigar and Dimple aside, and picking up Gattu and Baby was not a qurbani. A qurbani is what Baby did for Dimple; letting go of her first love. She says it's a rule of this family that you love the younger ones, and then she goes to Meenakshi. She asks Meenakshi what she calls Gattu, and Meenakshi says Ganpati. Leela goes to Gattu and says that in real Gattu is Maruti.
Gattu is like Maruti, but which model (those of you don't know, it's a car model in India! Maybe outside of India too; Rab jaane). Everyone starts laughing, and Leela explains Maruti meaning Hanumanji. She says Gattu is like Hanumanji for her. She says that like Sita maiya, he is her Hanuman; not only him but all her devars are Hanumanji for her. She asks Jigar if he really thinks ke she needs to demand an AC room? She says that she will only need to say it, and all her devars will come running to fan her. Then she looks at her devars and says hurry up, fan! They all run towards her and Praveen as always, grabs a fan thingy from Hemal. The devars start fanning Leela, and Leela looks at Jigar who nods his head and feels a bit ashamed. Meenakshi says that b/c Leela has been born and raised in a rich household, she always has said ke yeh/woh hona chaiye. However, in reality has never demanded anything but always has given. Then Meenakshi says that the least they can do is give her an AC room, and baak sab say "I toh don't mind" (😡 where is the "aisa toh hona hi chaiye"😡 can people tell assi not happy with this line at all? Shoo shmart ji). Then Praveen starts ke now one room is Leela's, the second one......
It's night time, and sab are getting ready to ninni; Baa and Gattu in the angaan. Baa asks the bahus what they are doing, and to go ninni. Praveen is upstairs and looking down with a stressed look. Baa reminds them that Birju & Co are coming, and the bahus say thats why they are doing half of the work abhi. Gudiya and Shilpa say they don't know when Leela will get up, and then when they will start in the morning. Baa asks Leela why she won't get up, and Leela says AC room mein it will be harder to get up. Baa says noway, the rules are the same even now, and if she won't get up at 6:30am then she should change roooms. Leela goes no, and that she will get up. Shilpa and Gudiya say abhi toh second room has been still undecided, and Praveen yells so lets discuss it. He runs as fast as his little legs goes;
Subodh and Hemal yelling from the upstairs hallway to slow down. Motabhai also tells him to slow down, but for the neew flooring ji. Gattu is lying in Baa's godi, and Praveen comes all out of breath. He tells Baa that the brothers have decided on onething, and Subodh is like when did we decide on anything. Hemal tells Subodh to hurry and go neeche. Praveen says they have made slips with each brother's (and bapuji's) name on it. However, Motabhai already has one so he makes Gattu go throw Motabhai's slip away. Then Praveen and the brothers (no Harshad) gather around Baa, and and baa chooses a slip. It says Praveen, and everyone is happy for him. Praveen dances around, and Gattu comes running to hug him. Then Gattu sits down and congrats Motabhai for the AC room, and calls him Praveen bhai. Everyone is wondering, and Motabhai asks Gattu why he's calling him Praveen.
Gattu explains that Praveen sent him with the slip saying it's Motabhai's, but in it was written Praveen. Then Praveen tries to sneak away, but Hemal and Subodh get up and stand in front of him. They take him back to Baa, and then they ask again. Praveen tries to run for it, but Hemal, Subodh, and Gattu chase after him ji. Motabhai is very worried about the new flooring (I tell juu ji, Motabhai and my aunt should meet! Lost bhai behan ka milan ho jayega! So glad she won't read this😛). They carry him to Baa again, and they read the slips that all have Praveen's names on them. Baby is by the stairs and laughing at the wonderful sight. The bahus ask how can that be when the brothers made all the slips, and Hemal says they made nothing. Shilpa tells Baa to give the room in months-1 month Praveen, next Hemal, next Baby, etc.
Gattu tells Shilpa that Baby can't get the room, and that she will be married. He tells Baby that she won't stay here, and she was just laughing now na-she won't be able to laugh like this again. All of the family look toward Baby who feels a bit sad. They all get up, and Subodh isharafies Motabhai to go to Baby. Motabhai tells Baby she won't be too far away na, and that she can come visit whenever. The bahus say roz aana, and Praveen says yes in her personal car so both bhai behan.....Motabhai finishes it off by saying will go sell sarees. Shilpa says that they can book her the 2nd AC room, and Praveen says why. Baa is like dekho abhi he was just giving so much love to Baby, and Praveen says that's why he said why na b/c he loves Baby. He says that Baby has as much right over everything as anyone else in the family. All of them laugh, and Praveen says ke Baby's name is on the slip too; so lets pick a name. Everyone says ok lets go when Gudiya yaads it only has Praveen's name. Everyone gangs up on Praveen and beats him up ji.
Next day, Meenakshi says maine kuch nahi kiya to Subodh and hides behnd the door. Jigar is lying on Subodh's bed, and Subodh says no matter happens, her maine kuch nahi kiya will never change. Jigar asks Subodh what Meenakshi has done, and Subodh says that has brought a Gulati Baba. Meenakshi comes in and tells Jigar ke Gulati Baba makes everything all right. Motabhai comes in, and Meenakshi goes on about the mirror. Subodh gets gussa, but Motabhai chups him and asks Meenakshi about the baba. The baba will doo gulat all over the house, and take everything bad away ji. Motabhai is actually believing her, and Meenakshi recounts a story about her Gulati Baba. Subodh tells Motabhai ke how can he believe Meenakshi when is totally against this ji. Motabhai does a 360 and says even if Meenakshi is thodi si bhi right, it won't happen here. Subodh and Jigar exchange looks ke dekho kaise palti maari lol. Subodh says that Meenakshi's babas are all fake, and Meenakshi is like shush paap lagega.
Subodh tells Jigar that when Gulati Baba comes, to throw him out. They all go, with Meenakshi saying noooo. Then we see the baba doing gulating, and everyone is like yeh kya ho raha hai. Subodh tries to tell the gulating baba ke nothing is wrong, The baba is like he cancelled 3 other gulats to come here as Meenakshi is his param bhagat. He starts again, but Subodh says no nothing is wrong and to just go. Baba gets up, and says fine then suffer the consequences. He says he made 70 gulats, so give him Rs. 75/gulat. Subodh is like what, but Jigar stops him and says he will deal with it. He tells baba to get lost jaldi se and to do his gulats on the road. Motabhai gets gussa with Jigar and says is this anyone way to talk to the baba, and the baba is like yes explain to Jigar. Motabhai says that the baba maybe doongi, baba is like what, and Baa maybe against this but umar bhi is something. He tells Jigar that he should respect age, and says what if he does gulatis on the road; he will do his next gulati in heaven. Subodh and Gudiya laugh lol. Motabhai then goes into insurance, and Subodh tells Motabhai to stop and says to baba e oye takle get lost. The baba gets up gusse se and says that the dukh ki gulat will fall on them, and then runs out-jumping over the sofas. Motabhai leaves while Subodh and Gudiya laugh at it, and Meenakshi thinking about what baba said in terror.
The bahus are in the kitchen getting everything ready for Birju & Co, and Meenakshi is picking at cardium. Leela is like why hasn't Meenakshi cut it yet, and tells Gudiya to cut it. Gudiya takes it, and asks Leela to get the cups and saucers. Leela goes to get them, but the cupboard is empty. Meenakshi says she put them away b/c Harshad told her they were very expensive. Then Baby yells for her towel, and Baa comes into the kitchen saying ke lo maharani has spoken ji. Baa wonders what will happen to Baby at her in-laws place, and the bahus say Baby will raaj there too. Baby hugs Baa, and then goes onto hug Leela. Leela and Shilpa take Baby out, and tell her to get ready fast as she needs to impress tayiji too.
Birju is calling for tayimaa and his mom to hurry up, and tayimaa is busy with gathering a million things for Baby. She has gifts for everyone, and finally after packing those million things she gets ready to leave. Meenakshi is getting Baby ready, and Gattu is going fast fast to Meenakshi. Shilpa comes in, and Baby tells her that Meenakshi has been at her hair for 2 hours but still no progress. Then we learn that Meenakshi has been count each strand of Baby's hair, and Baby is like Gudiya is right in clearing sab kuch. Shilpa takes over, and calls Meenakshi Eienstien to which Meenakshi answers. Shilpa tells her about the cups and saucers again. Baby tells Shilpa she wants to impress Tayimaa. Then Shilpa starts to do Baby's hair slowly, and Baby makes Gattu go fast fast.
Meenakshi is pulling on the cabnet door, and Gudiya asks about the saucers. Meenakshi says she shifted them from the tijori to almaari, and now the almari is jammed. Then Gudiya and Meenakshi use all their strength to open it, but it doesn't ji. Then Jigar is on the swing talking to his GF, and telling her that Baby promised to help them out. Just then Birju & Co come, and tayimaa is impressed by the sanskar in Jigar. Jigar goes in calling mummy that Birju uncle is here. Motabhai says ke kabhi toh papa bol diya karo. Baa greets tayimaa, and tayimaa is happy to meet them. Then she gusses who everyone is as Birju has said so much about them. So she starts guessing everyone right-checkshirt, height, clear, etc. Then she wants to see Baby, and Gattu goes to call her. Then we hear Baby's sticks, and Tayimaa wonders what that noise is ji. Then Baby appears with her sticks, and tayimaa is shocked. She turns to Birju and says he told her about everyone thoroughly, but he hid this major thing about the girl he is about to marry-that she has polio. Everyone is stunned, and look at one another; with Baby looking at Birju with questions in her eyes.
Sorry for such a late update. My guests left 2 hours ago, and it takes an hour to update ji. Kal bhi aisa hi hoga. However, next week tak. it will be earlier.
Take care ji,
Simran
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