ARIYA SS: MERE JEEVAN SATHI PART 17 UPDATED ON PAGE NO. 40 [7-1-14].. - Page 4

Originally posted by: Aks13

Wow that's the hilarious update...!!!!

OMG wht hv u done with SRK...!!!

Ariya moments n Riya's dream were lovely...!!!

Wht the...!!!! Poor Sam... Arjun saved him at the right time...!!!

Why didn't thy told the truth about Prem?????

Continue soon...

Loved your comment aks it's perfect

Originally posted by: zubiya92

Awesome super update
cont soon

Thank you, will continue soon

Originally posted by: pinkerbell

awesome updtes

ariya ke moments best best best

bt yeh kya soft safar mein yeh speed breaker..

bechare sam ki izzat jate jate bach gai..

thank god arjun came in time..

hope yeh prem chopra jaldi bhaag jaye..

riya ka dream ab jaldi se reality ban jaye..

kajol mukherjee kya entry hai...

waah hope yeh arjun-riya ko milane mein help kare..

Thank you and will try to slow it up

Originally posted by: Aks13

Wow that's the hilarious update...!!!!

OMG wht hv u done with SRK...!!!

Ariya moments n Riya's dream were lovely...!!!

Wht the...!!!! Poor Sam... Arjun saved him at the right time...!!!

Why didn't thy told the truth about Prem?????

Continue soon...

Thank you, Thats SR(g*y) for you, everything will be revealed in upcoming chapters

Originally posted by: kaveriw2008

ek din mein pagal ho jaungi...hasi ke maare

this is...so so so so so funny dear...love it

bechara mera rathore ki izzat jaate jaate bach gayi...thanks to arjun

last part of trio is so cute and funny

Aaise deewar pe sar patkoge to sar phat jayega, Glad that you liked this

It is wonderful,amazing story

Originally posted by: Mishti_k5

It is wonderful,amazing story

Lolllsss

Update soon

Thank you, will update soon

Recap: Arjun Opens the
door
There stands a
beautiful lady
Arjun: Jee Aap
Girl: Inspector
Kajol Mukherjee

PART 4.
Arjun: Aap yahan kyu aaye hai?
Kajol: Kyu me nahi aa sakti kya?
Arjun: Aa Sakte hai, par aane ki koi wajah to hogi?
Kajol: Mai Riya ki Didi hu. Riya se milne aayi hu.
Arjun: To mai kya karu, Riya meri sath nahi hai, wo tho shadi ke din hi bhag gayi thi, fir mai yaha aaya hu.
Tabhi Peeche se Riya ki awaaz aati hai
Riya: Koun hai Arjun?
Arjun: Tumhari Didi. .
Riya: Kya. .?
Kajol: Haan Main koi problem hai? (aur andar aajati hai)
Riya with shocked expression: Haan. . . Nahi.. . Nahi Mujhe kya problem hogi.
Kajol: To itna kyun Dar kyun rahi ho?
Riya: Main kaha dar rahi hu?
Kajol: Tho chehre pe paseena kyou hai. .?
Riya: Wo itna garmi hai na isliye.
Kajol: Kaha garmi hai.. Aur AC bhi ON hai to kahan ki garmi.
Riya: Wo kya hai na paseena kisi ko bhi, aur kahi bhi aa sakti hai, paseena waqt thodi na dekhta hai.
Kajol: Tumhe iski saath hi bhagna tha tho shadi karke bhagti, pata hai ghar me mom dad kitne pareshan the, aur tu he ki yaha aaram se baiti hai.
Both Arjun and Sam silent till this moment, now speak up.
Arjun: Dekhiye Aap Inspector hogi apni Thane me, iska matlab ye nahi ki aap Riya ko darati firengi.
Kajol: Tum chup raho tho hi behtar hai, Ab tum mujhe bataoge ki main apni behan se kaise baat karun ye tum mujhe samjhaoge?
Riya: Didi Aap Arjun se aise baat nahi kar sakte.
Sameer: Aur nahi to kya aap mere dost se aise baat nahi kar sakte, mai chahun tho abhi PM se kehke apko suspend karwa sakta hu
Kajol: Tum ho koun? Chehre se tho chor dikhayi dete ho, And for your kind information mera transfer abhi abhi hua he aur mai kal charge lene wali hu, tho aaj kaise suspend karoge.
Sam: Tho kal suspend karwa dunga isme kounsi badi baat hai.
Kajol: ab chup ho jao, Mujhe apni Behan aur Jijaji se baat karni hai, Ab Samjhe ya Samjhau.
Sam chup ho jata hai,
Kajol: To ab bolo, Tum logon ko sath bhagna hi tha tho shadi kyoun nahi ki?
Ariya: Hum shadi karne nahi, shadi se bachne bhage the.
Kajol: Jho bhi ho, tum logon ne galat kiya. .
Sameer: Mujhe Neend aa rahi hai chal Arjun Sone chalte hai.
Riya: Haan mujhe bhi.
Arjun: Haan so jate hai.
Riya: Didi ab aap jayiye.
Kajol: Main kahan jaun?
Riya: Matlab?
Kajol: Mai aaj hi ayi hu aur jab mere Jijaji ke plat hai to mai kahi aur kyun jaun?
Riya: Isme sirf 3 bedrooms hai aur already hum 3 log hai. (after promotion Arjun has been alloted with 3 bedroom plat)
Kajol: Main teri room me aa jati hun.
Riya: Nahi Mai apni room kisi ke saath share nahi karti.
Kajol: Ghar me tho hum dono sath sote the.
Riya: Wo tab ki baat thi ab ye sab nahi chalega and goes from there and closes her bedroom door
Arjun: Dekhiye mai aur Sameer ek sath so jate hai, aap doosri Room me jaayeye.
Kajol: theek hai.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
In Arjun and Sameers Room
Arjun: Wo Prem kya kam tha ab ye maharani bhi aa gayi.
Sam: Wo maharani nahi tumhari SALI hai.
Arjun: Tu chup kar Sale.
Sam: Mai kab tumhara sala bana?
Arjun: Tu chup kar mere baap.
Sam: ye baap kab bana.
Arjun gusse se bed pe let jata hai.
Sam: He Arjun Zara suno na?
Arjun: Kya?
Sam: Us Prem se bachane ke liye thank you.
Arjun: Isme thanks ki kya baat hai, Koi nahi chal so jate hai.
Sam: Mere sath room share karne ki liye thanks, Jo bhi aaj hua usse mujhe akele sone me dar lag raha tha.
Arjun: Theek hai mere baap ab so jaa.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Kajol thinking in her room.
Ye dono yaha sath sath reh rahe hai, Par bhage kyou, Riya to Prem se pyar karti thi isliye bhagi, Par mere Jiju kyu bhage?
Khair us Prem kha sacchai tho ab mujhe pata chal chuka hai, Riya ko kisi halat mai Prem se shadi nahi karne dunga.
Aur ye Arjun jiju Riya ke bare me kya sochte hai, Kuch to feel karte honge, dekha nahi jab mai baat kar rahi thi tho kaise Riya ke side le rahe the, Aur Riya bhi kuch kam nahi wo bhi tho Arjun ki side le rahi thi, Kuch tho choot raha hai, Ab mujhe hi in dono ko milana padega. SO MISSION ARIYA STARTS FROM TOMMOROW.
Riya aage aage dekho hota hai kya.


Next Morning
Arjun, Riya and Sam in breakfast table
Arjun: Tumhari behan kaha hai?
Riya: pata nahi room mai bhi nahi hai.
Sameer: Lagta hai mujhse dar ke bhag gayi.
Tabhi Kajol waha 2 constables ke sath aati hai.
Kajol: Mr. ARJUN Raute Apko Riya ke kidnaping ke inzaam me giraftar kiya jata hai.
Arjun: Kisne complaint ki hai.
Kajol: Riya ke Mom Dad ne (kajol apni plan ke hizab se jhut bol rahi hai aur sab sach maan lete hai)
Riya: Mom Dad ne aisa kyun kiya?
Kajol: Tum kaha ho ye info tune mom dad ko di?
Riya: Nahi
Kajol: isliye
Kajol: To Mr. ARJUN apke paas koi rasta nahi hai aapko hamare sath chalna hi hoga.
Sam: Agar aisa hi hai to is kidnaping mai mai bhi barabar ka hissedar hu aap mujhe bhi arrest kar lijeye.
Arjun: Tu kya bol raha hai.
Sam: Sach, Aap hum dono ko le jayiye.
Riya: Dekho didi Arjun ne meri bohut help kiya hai, mere karan wo jail jaye mujhe pasand nahi hai.
Kajol: Sorry dear, rules are are rules.
Riya: Di ye aap teek nahi kar rahe hai, agar Arjun ko kuch bhi kiya na main apko maaf nahi karongi.
Arjun: Tum yahi plat me raho, hum log jate hai, aur jail me mat aana hum sab sambhal lenge.
Kajol Arjun aur Sam ko Arrest karke le jati hai
Jail main Arjun our Sam ko ek hi cell me rakha gaya hai
Kajol chair pe baite file pad rahi hai, aur 2 pc khade hai.
Sameer: Hum tum ek kamre me bhand ho aur chabi ko jaye, Tere naino ki bhool bhulaiya me Sammy kho jaye
Arjun: Sale tu ye gaana kyu gaa raha hai, kahi us Prem ne tumhe kaata to nahi.
Sam: just chill dude ,aise hi gaa raha tha.
Riya: Ye ky noutanki kar rahe ho tum dono, constable se kehke khatirdari karwau kya?
Arjun and Sam doesnt speak a single word.
Tabhi Jail ke bahar ek Taxi aati hai, usse Riya ko lunch box ke sath utarte dekh Kajol Constables ko torture shuru karne ko kehti hai, and pcs start beating Arjun and Sam
Sam: Please mujhe chod do ab mujh se nahi hota, ek bhi maar aur padi tho mar jaunga.
Arjun kuch kahe bina maar kha raha hai.
Riya ye sab dek leti hai, aur uski ankhon se aansu nikal rahi hai.
Riya rote hue: Di. . . Di.. Please stop it main Arjun ko iss halat main nahi dekh sakti.
Kajol: Kyoun nahi dekh sakti?
Riya: Kyoun ki. . Kyou ki. . Mai wo sab tumhe kyoun batau.
Kajol: Theek hai (and orders the pc to stop)
Riya: Kya main Arjun ko khana de sakti hu?
Kajol: Zaaroor.
Riya Arjun ka cell ki paas jati hai aur dekhti hai ki dono Arjun aur Sameer ka hath handcuffed hai.
Riya: Didi ye handcuff kholo mujhe khana khilana hai.
Kajol: Main nahi kholta jo karna hai karlo.
Riya: Tumhe kya lagta hai mai khana nahi khila paungi dekhte jao mai ky karti hu.
Then Riya goes to Arjun and opens lunch box.
Riya: Muh kholo.
Arjun: kya? And opens mouth widely.
Tabhi Riya apne hathon se Arjun ke muh me khana dal deti hai.
Kajol: Wah kya baat hai jab ghar me thi tho kabhi kitchen me pair bhi nahi rakhti thi aur abh khana bana kar khila bhi rahi ho.
Riya just ignores Kajol and continues Feeding Arjun.
Arjun thinking: Agar ek din jail me rehke maar kaaye to khana khilayegi to main roz maar khane ko taiyyar hu.
Sameer: Bhabiji thoda mere liye bhi thoda bachayiyega.
Riya finish feeding Arjun and bach khana Sameer ko dekhe chali jaati.
Sameer: Ab mujhe koun khilayega?
Kajol: constable pandey isse khana khila do.
Pande: jee mam.
Few seconds before Pandey apne pant ke andar hath dalke kuch kar raha tha aur sam ne ye dekha hai
Pande usi hath se Sameer ko khilane aata hai.
Sameer peeche jaate hue: Ye khana khane se pehle mai marna pasand karunga.
Kajol: Tumhari Marzi.


In the evening Kajol Enters the plat.
Kajol: gud evening Riya.
Riya doesnt reply.
Kajol: Dinner me kya bana hai.
Riya: Kuch nahi bana hai aur banega bhi nahi.
Kajol: Kyoun
Riya: Kyoun ki mujhe nahi khana hai.
Kajol: Mujhe tho khana hai.
Riya: Khud banalo and leaves from there.
Kajol in Mind: Ab inke Arjun nahi hai tho ye khana bhi nahi kayengi, Mera mission jaldi hi pura hoga. Aur jab Riya ko Prem ki sacchayi ka pata chalegi tho wo khud Arjun ko apna legi


Next Morning jab Kajol Police Station Aati hai to dekhti hai waha ek lawyer hai.
Lawyer Mishra: Ye Arjun aur Sameer ke baik ke papers hai padke mere clients ko chod dijeye.
Kajol: theek hai le ja sakte he.
Sameer Bahar aake: Dekha madam maine kaha tha mere se panga mat lo, lo ab mai bahar aagaya kya kar lenge aap.
Kajol: Dekh lungi.
Sameer: Main bhi, chalo Arjun chalte hai
And leaves from there
And reach their plat.
Riya: Tum theek tho ho jyaada chot tho nahi aayi hai na, breakfast karoge.
Arjun: Riya Mai theek hu, bas fresh ho ke aaram karta hu. Tum tension mat lo main theek hu.
Riya: Theek hai.
Sameer: Aapne mere bare me nahi poocha.
Riya: Poochna kya hai theek hi honge.

In the afternoon: Sameer apne bike pe ja raha tha ki chota sa accident ho jata hai aur log sameer kho Kajol ke police station me handover karte hai
Kajol:Tho aapne kya kaha tha kya karlenge, ab dekho mai kya karti hu.
Aur Sameer kho cell ke andar dal deti hai
Kajol: Pandey Kisi bhi dukan me jake chicken masala leke aao.
Sameer: Tho aisa bolo na chicken khila ke maafi mangna chahti ho.
Kajol: dekhte jao mai kaise mafi mangti hu.
Pandey: Chicken Masala madam.
Kajol: Ek bartan me Masala aur Namak mix karo.
Pandey: Ho gaya madam.
Kajol: Apne lati (stick) pe masala lagao.
Pandey: Hogaya madam.
Then Kajol whispers something in Pandeys ears.
Pandey: Ok.
Pandey aur 2 constables ke sath cell ke andar aa jaata hai aur Sameer ko table pe ulta leta dete hai aur uska jeans utar dete hai.
Pandey masalewala lati lekar aage bad raha hai.
Sameer: Nahi Please mujhe chod do, aisa mat karo.
Pandey ye sab ansuna karte hue lati ko Samee ke **** pe gusa deta hai.
Sam zor zor se chillane lagta hai.
Tabhi Arjun apne lawyer ke sath waha aata hai aur waha ka scene dekh ke hairan reh jata hai, Sam ke backside pe ek lati gusi hui hai.
Arjun ko dekh ke Pandey wo laati wapis keench leta hai.
Isse Sam aur zor zor se chillane lagta hai, aur backside se dua(smoke) nikal rahi hai
Arjun gusse se: ye aapne kya kiya mere dost ke sath, ab izzat ke sath mere dost ko chod dijiye
Kajol leaves him and she is laughing loudly
In Car
Arjun: Kya hua?
Sameer: Us kamine constable ne lati me chicken masala dal ge gusa diya. Bohut jalan ho rahi hai.
Arjun supressing his smile: Koi baat nahi, hospital chalte hai.
Sameer: Nahi please mujhe ghar le chalo.
They reach the house.
Riya: Ye Inhe kya hua?
Arjun: Ye sab tumhari didi ki kartoot hai.
Riya: Par kiya kya usne?
Sameer loudly: Kuch nahi kiya usne, kuch nahi hua mere sath.
Riya: Aap itne chilla kyun rahe hai?
Arjun: Riya tum chup karo mai isse andar le jaata hu.
In Room
Sameer: Bohut jalan ho rahi hai saha nahi jaata. Please mere liye ek bada sa ice pack leke aao please.
Arjun: Tu ice pack ka karega kya?
Sameer: Tu ye sab mat pooch.
Arjun: Theek hai laata hu.
Thodi der baad Bada sa ice pack leke kamre me aata hai.
Arjun: Le aa gaya tera ice pack
Sameer: Tu isse rakh aur bahar nikal.
Arjun: Par
Sameer: Par var kuch nahi tu nikal
Arjun: Theek hai jaa raha hu.
Arjun ke jaane ke baad Sameer uss ice pack pe bait kar apni jalan kam karne ki koshish kar raha hai aur gaa raha hai tanda tanda cool cool.
Thodi der baad Sameer bahar aata hai.
Arjun: ab kaise hai teri tabiyat
Sameer: Ab thoda aaram hai.
Arjun: Chal mai tere liye juice banake lata hu.
Thodi der baad Arjun lime juice leke aata hai.
Arjun: Ye le ise peele accha lagega
Sameer sara juice pee leta hai.
Sameer: Tune dil kush kar diya Arjun is juice se, Sare jigar me tand lag gayi, par ek baat bata hamara refrigerator to karab hai, to ye itni thandi kaisi hai.
Arjun: Wo jo tere room me ice pack tha na usse ek tukda juice me dal diya bas.
Sameer: Yuck chee. . . Aur Sara juice ulti (vomit) kar deta hai.
Arjun: kya hua tujhe tu theek to hai.
Sameer: tune wo ice kyu dali.
Arjun: Aur kya karta?
Sameer: kuch bhi karta par us ice pack se barf kyu nikala
Arjun: Ab kya fark padta hai.
Sameer: Tu nahi samjhega, Mai kya karun, kya na karu, kya khaun kya na khaun, Main kya peeyu, kya na peeyu kuch samjh nahi aa raha hai.
Arjun: Lagta hai tu pagal ho gaya hai.
Sameer Sceaming loudly: Haan Haan main pagal hogaya hun, Tum, Aur Tumhari Riya, aur uski Didi Kajol sab milke mujhe pagal kar denge.
Aur Mai Pagal banke National Highway pe ghooma karoonga

To be continued. . . . . . .
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Me just laughing

It's simply hilarious...!!!!