Everybody hates Yash

Guys something for the weekend – Everybody Hates Yash - OK OK, I copied the title from USA series 'Everybody hates Chris'. Why does everybody on AKNV hates lovely Yash.

So I thought that we AKNV'ians are probably fuming after seeing that pre-cap(we have to suffer all weekend until Monday) that girl has totally lost it. Yesterday's episode I thought that dumbo (I will be referring to reva as dumbo until she gets a brain transplant and starts behaving herself with our exquisite and charming Yash) is little jealous of gorgeous sweety pie Yash's room mystery woman and that's why she is angry but after seeing that pre-cap – I think dumbo and devilish araymonster will make a vile and sour pair – Ok we live in hope. In the meantime Cutie Pie Yash deserves well someone nice like me.

Here is Jay Deol's analysis of why everybody hates yash:-

Dumbo (reva – just in case you have forgotten who I meant) In her dumbo-land with her dumbo brain she believes that Cutie Yash raped her – she has to be dumb not to remember who effing raped her – I mean – she must have felt that yeti type extreme facial and head hair while Yash baby has smooth, short and silky (it looks silky on TV) hair. Any way she doesn't need a reason – she just does – here we need a miracle and divine intervention from the gods.

Vile, brutish, beastly, devilish araymonster – purely hates cutie Yash because Yash looks like a demigod and has body of Hercules (the only thing missing is the loin cloth – OMG – what a thought - calm down Jay). He is plotting something disastrous for Yash and I don't like – I just want to slap this aryamonster so hard on his face that his entire facial hair disappears. The other day when he smashed that glass in his hand, I was hoping that he would stab himself to death with it and do us all a favour of not having to look at his rapy, lustful, vile face and those evil and undressing eyes – oh yuck….

Aunty (pinky) Uncle (perky🤢) - pinky hates him because secretly pinky wishes that her husband looked like Yash but unfortunately she is stuck with that moron perky with face like hyena and body like a skeleton. Perky hates yash because with Yash around he (perky) can't steal large amount of money so is left with stealing spoons to make ends meet and I mean they live in luxury still stealing – I suppose you can take pauper out of poverty but you can't take poverty out of a pauper.

Dai-ma – I simply believe that this evil, devilish crulla woman is araymonster's mom – and she is simply upset that Yash is a pretty boy while her araymonster is a ugly git with too much body fur – despite several make-overs he still looks like a yeti (very hairy snow animal) - she should ask for god's intervention – may be a miracle may work.

Sharad (village idiot) hates Yash as this village idiot is missing a brain. I am sure that this village idiot and dumbo (reva – just in case you forgotten) were in the wrong queue when brains were being dished out by god. He is planning something bad for our Yash – I mean as if Cutie Yash is not suffering enough in the hands of his dumbo wife that he has to put up with her evil ugly brother too.

Jotika – doesn't hate Yash but keeps moaning about the village idiot. I believe that something will happen with village idiot and she will blame Yash for it and start blaming and hating him.

Queen-mom doesn't hate Yash but is not doing anything to alleviates his suffering and is hiding the truth from dumbo.

People like dumbo's mom, grand-ma, dad and bolo are just too poor, helpless, non-existent and powerless to do anything for our cutie Yash so I guess his torture and suffering continues and us mugs watching the suffering and praying that it soon ends.

Have fun this weekend watching the world cup final with too crap teams – and then Monday we are in a horror shock to watch our cutie suffer in the hands of our dumbo removing those pictures of herself. You know what – I actually thought that when dumbo sees those pictures of herself that she may actually fall for our cutie but no – more suffering and torture for him and us.

Guys love to hear your thoughts why everybody hates Yash?

Jay Deol

UK