[ It is disclaimer before you start reading.Its just a kind of comic relief so please dont chappalofy me😳😆 ]
ANANYA RAWAT and AKASH SALUJA are the best of buddies since their childhood.They are the bestest friends forever.In their childhood,they used to eat together,go to school together,sleep together,fight together,play together and if someone scolds them,they used to stand for each other.In short,they can't live without each other,but they never understood it.They used to think that they have an unwritten right over each other and no one can snatch it from them.Both the families,decided that they will get them married but Ananya and Akash runs away from this topic of marriage miles away.
Akash is a very playful kind of guy and used to flirt with each and every girl in the college.The girls also used to entertain him,but Ananya just disliked his attitude.Almost all the boys of their class like Ananya.Many proposed her also,but instead of replying,she just used to give a tight slap on their faces,so no one ever dared to propose her anymore.
Akash's bedroom was a kind of mini gutter which was cleared almost everyday by Ananya.He could never find anything in its place and for that he had to call Ananya almost 100 times a day.One day,in his bedroom,Ananya said,"Dekh ek na ek din to meri shaadi ho jaayegi.Tab tu kya karega,tujhe to apni har ek cheez ke liye mujhe phone karna parta hai."He replied,"Ha to tere sasural mein phone karunga."She asked,"Aur agar mere pati ko achcha na laga to?"He said,"Divorce paper uske muh par maarke waapas aa jaana.Aise aadmi ke saath rehne ki tujhe koi zarurat nehi hai."Ananya said,"Isiliye to kehti hu ke saari faltu larkio ko taarne ke bajaaye ek dhang ki,ek achchi si larki dekh kar shaadi karle,jo tere har cheez ka dhyaan rakkhegi aur fir tu mujhe bhi tang nehi karega."He said,"Aisa to is janam mein ho nehi sakta jo main tera peecha chor du aur agar tera pati beech mein aaya na to muh tod dunga main saale ka.Tu na apne liye ek ghar jamaai dhundh lena tab to koi problem hi nehi hogi,tujhe bhi apne sasural nehi jaana parega."She asked,"Aisa hota hai kya kabhi gadhe?"He said,"Karna parega aur agar zyaada problem hui na to main tere se shaadi kar lunga."Ananya made a face and said,"Tere saath???Shaadi???Tera dimaag to thikaane par hai?Mereko apni zindagi barbaad nehi karni hai tere jaise aadmi se shaadi karke."He said,"Mujhme kya kharaabi hai?Dekh iske kitne saare faayde hai mujhe tujhe baar baar phone karke ye puchna nehi parega ke meri kaun si cheez kahapar rakkhi hai,tujhe bhi jab meri zarurat paregi tujhe bhi kahi aur jaana nehi parega.Hum dono hamesha ek saath rahenge jaise bachpan se rehte hai."Ananya got up from his bed and said,"Mujhe agar zindagi bhar bhi kunwaari marna pare na tab bhi main tere se shaadi nehi karungi."He said,"Thik hai mat kar,main bhi koi tere se shaadi karne ke liye mara nehi ja raha hu.Maine to hum dono ke faayde ke liye bola."Ananya taunted,"Bara aaya faayda dikhaane waala.Arey tere jaisa larka jisey dhang se apni cheeze rakhni bhi nehi aati usse shaadi kaun karegi?"He replied,"Ha to jo larki propose karte hi muh par chappal uraakar maare aisi larki se shaadi kaun karega?Tera pati to pata nehi kitni baar peetega tujhse."She taunted,"Har koi tere jaisa nehi hota.Bhaar mein ja tu!Chal hat!"Akash said,"Tu hat!"Ananya and Akash both turned against each other and left.
Ananya and Akash showed that they don't have any feelings for each other but the truth was that they loved each other to the core and the main reason for Ananya to ask him to get married was that she can't tolerate him with any other girl and the reason of giving such marriage proposal to her was that Akash can't think that Ananya will get separate from him and for that he could do anything.Days passed by and they didn't even realize how much strong their feelings have grown for each other.Akash always wanted to say something to Ananya but he could never either due to his ego or due to Ananya's scare.They completed their education and Akash got a job in a company whereas Ananya's parents were preparing for marrying off Ananya and her sister Shefali on the same day.
After some days,Akash returned from a foreign trip for his company.On coming home,his mother Damini said,"Tujhe pata hai aaj Rawat Villa mein larkewaale aa rahe hai."Akash,on hearing this screamed,"What???Ananya ko dekhne larkewaale aa rahe hai aur aapne mujhe bataaya bhi nehi?"She made a confused face and asked,"Par..."He didn't let her start and said,"What par ma???Ananya shaadi karne ja rahi hai aur ye baat aap mujhe ab bata rahi hai?Vo aise kaise kar sakti hai,usko to mujhe ek baar bataana chahiye tha na.How could she?Main nehi jaane dunga usko.Main uski shaadi kisi aur se nehi hone dunga."Damini smelled something very fishy on his restless attitude.She asked,"Akash aakhir baat kya hai?"He said,"Vo mujhe chorkar jaanewaali hai aur aap puch rahi hai ke baat kya hai?Main abhi jaakar khabar leta hu uski."He didn't wait for Damini to say anything and left from there.
Akash straight away entered inside RV and said to Sunita,"Chachi zara apni vo chipkali beti ko neeche bulaana."He didn't even feel it necessary to see that the groom and his family were sitting.Sunita and Shekhar,Ananya's parents,were both embarrassed in front of their guests.Akash looked at Shefali and said,"Ae Shefu bula na us churail ko.Mereko usse baat karni hai."Shefali said,"Akash bhaiya aap ye kaise baatein kar rahe ho?Please aapko dikhaai nehi de raha hai kya ke ghar mein mehmaan hai?"Akash said,"To main kisise darta hu kya?Main to sabke saamne bolunga.Vo kya samajhti hai ke aise chori chupe shaadi kar legi to mujhe pata bhi nehi chalega?Bula usko."By that time,Ananya came downstairs.On seeing him,she asked,"Akash tu yaha kya kar raha hai?"He said,"Aa gayi tu?Tu samajhti kya hai apne aap ko?Tu aise kaise mujhe bina bataaye shaadi kar sakti hai?Maine tujhe manaa kiya tha na ke tu mujhe chorkar kahi nehi ja sakti?"Ananya gave a strange look to him and asked,"Main???Shaadi???Ye sab..."Pointing to the groom,he said,"Ye jo bandar ki shakal waala betha hai tu aise aadmi se shaadi karegi?Isse achcha chiriyaghar se koi sachmuch ka bandar hi le aati,kamsekam vo tujhe kele to khilaata.Iski shakal dekh,ye to channe khilaane laayak bhi nehi hai,teri favourate kulfi to bhul hi ja tu."Ananya grinned,"Apni zabaan pe kaabu rakh Akash.Ye log..."The groom's father stood up and very angrily asked Shekhar,"Rawatji ye badtameez larka kaun hai?"Akash said,"Uncleji main na baro ki bohot izzat karta hu isliye tameez se keh raha hu aap beech mein na paro."He then continued with Ananya,"Tu agar shaadi karke chali jaayegi to mera kya hoga Ananya?Tujhe to pata hai na mujhe ek bhi cheez jagah par nehi milti hai.Main jab bhi kisi problem mein phasta hu to tere madat ke bina nikal hi nehi paata."Ananya asked,"To zindagi bhar kya main teri problem solve karti rahu?Mujhe shaadi nehi karni?"He said,"Tu meri karna main tera problem solve karunga..."The groom stood up and said to Akash,"Dekho tum hamaari..."Akash stopped him in the middle and said,"Tu dekh...Main baat kar raha hu na,baar baar beech mein toka mat kar.Bethna hai to beth varna kat le.Agar fir se muh khola na to tera haath tere muh par hoga aur saare daant baahar."At this,the groom's family could not stay anymore and left.Before leaving,they insulted the Rawat's and in reply Akash gave a tight slap to the groom and said that if he wanted to stay alive then leave without spending anymore word.
Shekhar and Sunita dashed on the sofa.Shefali was crying.Ananya by that time called Akash's parents.They arrived and got to know what Akash has done.They got very angry and Damini said to Akash,"Ye tune kya kiya Akash?"He replied,"Maine kya kiya hai?Main Ananya ki shaadi kisi aur se nehi hone dunga."Damini grinned,"Arey bewakuf ye log Ananya ko nehi Shefali ko dekhne aaye the."He again screamed,"What???Aur itni der se main ye soch raha tha ke Ananya ki shaadi hai.Aapne mujhe pehle kyu nehi bola?"Damini said,"Tuney mujhe bolne ka mauka bhi to nehi diya."She went to Shefali and said,"Bichaari bachchi tere vajah se uski shaadi toot gayi.Tuney ye thik nehi kiya."Ananya and her whole family was angry with him.He said to Shefali,"Iam sorry Shefu mujhe nehi pata tha ke ye tere liye aaye the...Par tu fikar mat kar teri shaadi mere vajah se tooti hai na.Main hi teri shaadi karwaaunga.Tu theher."He called someone and asked him to come to RV.After half an hour,that person arrived.On seeing him,Ananya exclaimed,"Karan!!!Tum yaha?"Akash said,"Ye mera college ka best friend Karan hai.Karan Verma.Verma Industries ka ek lauta waaris hai.Ye na jabse apni Shefu ko dekha hai na tabse uske peeche lattoo ho gaya hai.Bohot pyar karta hai isko aur shaadi bhi karna chahta hai.Lekin aajtak bol nehi paaya."He said to Shekhar,"Chachaji apni ma ki kasam kha kar kehta hu zindagi bhar na apni Shefu ko sar par beetha kar rakkhega.Usko kabhi kisi cheez ki kami nehi hone dega.Iski guarantee main leta hu."Shekhar didn't know what to say.He exchanged looks with Sunita and then went towards Karan and asked,"Kya tum sach mein Shefali se pyar karti ho?"Karan was standing making an embarrassed face.Akash said,"Phoot le phoot le varna aaj agar tu nehi bola na to zindagi bhar pachtaayega aur devdas banke beth jaayega."Karan nodded his head.Shekhar then looked at Sunita and then she nodded her head.He then looked at Shefali and she blushed.Shekhar had a smile on his face and said,"Agar dono bachcho ko koi aitraaz nehi hai to mujhe bhi nehi hai."Karan and Shefali smiled looking at each other.
Akash said to Ananya,"Dekh abhi Shefu ki bhi setting karwa di hai maine.Ab tu meri baat sun.Dekh seedha seedha tikaau offer de raha hu mere se shaadi karle.Soch maayka aur sasuraal kitna nazdik mein hoga.Ek per is ghar mein to dusra per us ghar mein hoga."Ananya asked,"Shaadi tere liye deal hai?Aur main kyu karu tujhse shaadi?Tere mein aisi kaunsi khaas baat hai?Kya kar sakta hai tu mere liye?"He said,"Bachpan se jaanti hai mujhe,ye hai meri guarantee.Aajtak apne ma baap se jhut bola hai par tere se koi cheez nehi chupaayi yahatak ke mera first love letter bhi tune likh ke diya tha,jab pehli baar larki se thappar kha kar aaya tha tujhe bataya tha maine,ye hai meri loyalty.Tu jaise rehneko bolegi rahunga,tere ghar mein ghar jamaai bankar aa jaaunga.Tere se ma kasam kabhi jhagra nehi karunga.Tu gaaliya bhi degi to chupchap beth kar sununga.Shaadi ke baad main roz raat ko tujhe kulfi khilaaunga aur long drive par lekar jaaunga.Mahine mein do baar tujhe dinner karaane 5 star hotel mein lekar jaaunga.Saal mein do baar tujhe foreign trip mein lekar jaaunga.Tu bolegi na to main tere liye ghar ka saara kaam kar diya karunga.Tu royegi na to tujhe joker bankar hasaaunga,vaise bhi tere saamne meri yehi aukaad hai.Jab hamaare bachche honge na unke nappy se lekar kapre se lekar unka nahaana khaana dhona sab karunga.Buddhe hone ke baad na laathi ke bajaaye tera haath pakar kar chalunga.Tu mujhe sambhaalna main tujhe sambhaalunga,aise hi araam se zindagi kat jaayegi.Ye hai meri warranty.Ab to isse zyaada to koi tere liye kuch bhi nehi karega."Ananya,alongwith other people were literally giggling at the way Akash was talking,but still controlling her laugh,she said,"Achcha thik hai maine maan liya ke tu mere liye ye sab karega lekin koi bhi deal ek tarfe profit se nehi hoti hai.Isme tera kya faayda hai?"He replied,"Is mahine tereko pata hai mere mobile ka bill 8000 rupiye ka aaya hai aur isme se 6500 tujhe call karne ke vajah se aaya hai.Mere itne saare paise bach jaayenge phone ke."Ananya grinned,"Tu isliye mujhse shaadi karna chahta hai ke tere paise bach jaayenge?"He said,"Isme bhi to faayda hamaara hi hoga na paise bachenge to hum future planning kar sakenge na.Dekh hamaare bachche honge,unki shaadi karwaani hogi uske liye paise chahiye,phir unke bachche honge aur phir unke...""Bas kar!Kitna bolta hai tu?"Ananya covered his mouth.He removed her hand and said,"Ha kar dena.Fevicol laga lunga apne muh par."Everyone burst out into laughter.Ananya grabbed his collar and asked,"Ab asli baat to bol?"He said,"Itne der se qawali ga raha tha kya?Khud hi kehti hai itna kyu bolta hu aur phir khud hi..."She wrapped her arms around his neck and said,"Tu sach kehta hai mere bina tera kuch nehi ho sakta."Karan said,"Iski problem hi yehi hai.Jo bolna hai vo nehi bolega par uske alava sab kuch bolega."Akash scolded him,"Oye tu apna muh bandh rakh!Ek to teri setting karvaayi aur ab tu mujhe hi suna raha hai ehsaan faraamosh kahika."Ananya said,"Tu mere bina pura ka pura dead body hai."He gave a broad smile and said,"Chalo finally tu samajh gayi."Akash's and Ananya's family always wanted that so they were the most happy persons on the earth.They met Karan's parents also and fixed the alliance.It was decided that Akash-Ananya and Karan-Shefali will be married on the same day.
On the day of their marriage,Ananya and Akash were sitting on the mandap.Akash said,"Mujhe tere se ek bohot important baat karni hai."She asked,"Abhi?"He replied,"Ha par pehle promise kar ke tu mereko maaregi nehi."Ananya said,"Maarne jaisa kaam karega to maar zarur paregi."Akash asked,"Tu shaadi ke mandap pe beth kar apne honewaale pati pe haath uthaayegi?"Ananya said,"Ab bol bhi de."Sunita came and asked,"Shaadi ke time pe bhi tum dono ko larna parta hai?"Akash said,"Dekho na saasumummy.Hamesha aapki beti mujhpar barasti rehti hai."Ananya replied,"Zyaada bak bak karega na uth jaaungi main."Sunita scolded her,"Khabardaar agar mere damaad ko kuch bola to."At that moment,Damini came and scolded Akash,"Khabardaar agar meri bahu ko kuch bola to."The priest asked them to get up for their pheras.Akash said,"Panditji thora wait kijiye na.Yaar Ananya jab bhi main tere se baat karta hu beech mein koi na koi tok hi deta hai."Ananya said,"Chal phere lete lete continue karenge."They kept on fighting during theit pheras.Damini asked Sunita,"Kya ye dono hamesha hi aise larte hai?"Sunita replied,"Pata nehi."They laughed.
During their first night,Ananya was waiting for Akash in their bedroom.He came and directly sat on the bed and asked,"Oye bahaar na mere dost bare tips de rahe the mujhe."She asked,"Kis baat ki?"He replied,"Arey suhaagraat ki.Mujhe ye to pata hai kya karna hai aur kaise karna hai par shuru kaha se karu?"She taunted,"Kyu ye tere dosto ne nehi bataaya?"He said,"Par har larki meri biwi jaisi nehi hoti hai na.Tere saath kuch bhi karunga to kya pata tu mujhe laath maarke kamre se hi nikaal degi aur phir mere dost mera mazaak uraayenge."She made a strange face and asked,"Tu unko jaakar sab bataayega?"He replied,"Sab puchenge na aur agar unko pata chala ke main puri raat kamre se bahaar tha to meri beizzati kharaab ho jaayegi yaar."Ananya turned her face against him.He said,"Ab tu aaj ki raat gussa mat kar.Bol na kaha se shuru karu?"Ananya looked at him and said,"Khara ho ja!"He did as she said.Ananya too stood up and then climbed up on his feet.She wrapped her arms around his neck and said,"Shuru yaha se karte hai."Saying,she slammed her lips with his.Akash was too shocked to react.After sometime,she left him and said,"Chal shuru ho ja."Akash took sometime to react.Then he asked,"Tu sach mein mereko maaregi nehi agar maine tere saath vo sab kiya to?Pakka na?"Ananya now got fully irritated and started opening her jewellery and threw it on Akash and asked,"Ab kya sab kuch mujhe hi karke dikhaana parega?"He made a baby face and replied,"Tere pe bharosa nehi hai main kya karu."Ananya,making a fist grinned,"Oh God!Isiliye...bas isiliye main tere se shaadi nehi karna chahti thi.Nikhattu kahika!Mat kar kuch mat kar tu,betha reh yahapar."Saying she turned against him and slept.Akash tried to persuade,"Meri baat to sun...Oye sun na..."The whole night he continued persuading her.
[ 3 YEARS LATER ]
In the hospital,Ananya was sitting in her room,with her new born baby boy in her arms.Everyone entered inside her room.Akash gave a strange look to the baby and asked the doctor such a strange question,which made everyone atleast Ananya totally mad at him.He asked,"Doctor saab ye kiska bachcha hai?"Everyone were staring at him.The doctor was embarrassed.He replied,"Aaphika bachcha hai Mr Saluja."He made a confusing face and replied,"Par ye to apni ma ki tarah hai bilkul.Meri tarah to hai hi nehi phir...?"The doctor made a weired face and left.Ananya said to Damini,"Ma peechle janam mein shaayad maine koi bohot bara paap kiya hoga jiske vajah se mujhe aisa pati mila hai."Damini scolded Akash,"Ye kaisa sawaal hai?"Ananya said,"9 mahine tere vajah se maine itna dard jhela aur ab tu mujhse puch raha hai ke ye bachcha kiska hai?You idiot!You know what Akash achcha hua ye mere jaisa hai varna do do paagalo ko jhelne laayak taaqat mujhme to nehi hai."Akash made a face and asked,"Main paagal hu?"She replied,"Avval darje ka."He said,"Dekh peechle teen saalo mein tune meri bohot beizzati ki hai.Ab apne bete ke saamne main apni beizzati bardaasht nehi karunga."Damini said,"Shaadi ke teen saal ho gaye,bachche ke ma baap tak ban gaye lekin abhi tak bachpana nehi gaya.Ab to kamsekam bare ho jaao."Akash said,"Vaise sahi hai yaar kaise jhagar jhagar ke teen saal beet gaye aur kab beta bhi aa gaya pata hi nehi chala."He sat beside her and said,"Tujhe yaad hai main tujhse ek baat bolna chahta tha shaadi ke waqt par bol nehi paaya?Vo ab main bolna chahta hu.Ab iske liye tu chahe mujhe jitney joote maarne hai maar lena,par aaj to main bolkar hi rahunga."Ananya asked,"Kya?"He said,"I love you."Ananya and all others looked at him with a jerk.They all stared at him as if he was an alien.After sometime,Karan said,"Kuch aur saal baad hi bol deta tere pote potia bhi sun lete."Akash asked Ananya,"Aise ghur kyu rahi hai kuch to bol?"Ananya asked,"Shaadi ke teen saal baad tu mujhe I LOVE YOU bol raha hai?Time mil gaya tujhe?"He said,"Is baat ko bolne ke liye pata hai maine kitni himmat jutaayi hai?"She said,"Yehi baat main usdin tere muh se sunna chahti thi duffer jisdin tune mujhe shaadi ke liye propose kiya tha."He made a face as if he fall from the sky.He exclaimed,"Really!!!To tune bola kyu nehi?"She said,"Larkiya kabhi pehle confess nehi karti."Karan said to everyone,"Chaliye chalte hai ab hum baad mein aayenge."Saying he left taking everyone away.
At night,Ananya was sitting on the bed when Akash arrived.He sat in front of her ad looked at their baby.He said,"Tujhe pata hai main na hamesha se hi tere se pyar karta tha par kabhi samajhme hi nehi aaya.Dumbo hu na.isiliye jab maine suna ke larkewaale aaye hai to mujhe laga ke vo tere liye hai.Main bohot dar gaya tha ke tu mujhe chorke chali jaayegi.Main nehi reh sakta tere bina."Ananya said,"Tu bhi jab larkio ko taarta tha na mereko bara gussa aata tha aur sach bataau main tere liye hi saare larko ko reject karti thi ye soch kar ke tu kabhi to mujhe aakar bolega.Main bhi tere se bohot pyar karti hu.I love you so much aur dekh ab to ye bhi hai na hamaare pyar ko baraane ke liye."He made a face on looking at him and said,"Dekh agar na ye chuza hamaare beech mein aayega na to main isko hostel mein bhej dunga."She giggled and said,"Ye hamesha hamaare beech mein hi rahega,hamaare beech ka fevicol banke.Ye hume kabhi alag hone hi nehi dega aur agar hum kabhi alag hona bhi chahe na to ye hume kaskar pakarke rakkhega."Suddenly he kissed her on his lips.It was a deep and passionate kiss.After the kiss,Ananya asked,"Ye kisliye tha?"He replied,"Tune bhi to kiya tha na aur jo aajtak kiye vo bhi koi kiss the kya?Ye to love waala kiss tha.Dekh hume kabhi romance karne ka thik se mauka hi nehi mila.Abse na hum dher saara romance karenge.Ekdum filmo jaise karte hai na aise."At that moment,the baby cried out.Akash made an irritating face and said,"Lagta hai na teri meri love story mein koi na koi rukaavat aakar hi rahegi."Ananya put her fingers on her lips and asked him to pat the baby.He very softly patted the baby and it became quiet.Akash took the baby in his arms and then kissed on his nose.He said,"Kitna chota hai na.Isko na tu mere jaisa duffer mat banana."She giggled and put her head on his shoulder and said,"Aur tu mujhse bas aise hi pyar karna."He said,"Itnaaa saaraaa karunga aur isko bhi karunga."Ananya said,"Hum dono milkar karenge."They then kept staring on the baby very lovingly.
The Beginning of Love ( Part - 1 )
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