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Happy birthday, di. Aapne to gift lene ke badle ulta return gift de diya. It was an awesome OS and thnx for the pm...
Originally posted by: ...FRF...
Happy birthday, di. Aapne to gift lene ke badle ulta return gift de diya. It was an awesome OS and thnx for the pm...
Read A first funny night OS
It was way too funny 🤣
can't stop myself from laughing 🤣
loved that nose scolding, elevator, taxi scene, receptionist and all the time remembering about their mother 🤣
enjoyed every bit of it
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This is the story of the youngest son and youngest daughter of two most renowned rich families of Delhi.One of the families is THE SALUJA FAMILY who had their own aviation company named THE DREAMZ AIRLINES.The head of the family was Shekhar Saluja and his wife Simi Saluja and two sons,the elder one Vikram with his wife Payal and twins Armaan and Riya and the youngest one was Akash,Akash Saluja the main protagonist of the story.The other family was THE RAWAT FAMILY who excelled in hotels and resorts and chain of restaurants.The youngest and the only daughter of the family was Ananya,Ananya Rawat.These two people had nothing in common except for their love in doing something of their own.Akash wanted to open his own video games company and Ananya wanted to open her own hotel and resort with her money.Both the families were friends and so they got their kids married to each other and after the marriage,love blossomed between them.Akash used to work in his father's company and Ananya too used to work in her father's hotel and within the next 2 years they gathered an amount sufficient as the starting investment to fulfil their dreams.After another year,alongwith their dream another happiness entered into their lives as their first born,their son,Rahul Saluja.With his birth,Akash and Ananya's happiness had no limits.
[ 1.5 Years Later ]
1.5 years passed by and Ananya and Akash's love blossomed and alongwith their awakening at night,not just because they used to romance during that period,but they had a son who grew to be extremely naughty and used to sleep less during the whole day.Everyday during the evening,Rahul used to sleep and then he used to stay awake almost till the midnight,not letting his parents' sleep.By that time,Ananya's hotel was completed and she inaugurated that hotel.She was so overwhelmed when she saw Akash fulfilled her dream that since two nights she was weeping out of happiness.Since Rahul is too small so Ananya had to stay home to take his care and Akash used to manage the hotel.One night,while Ananya and Akash fall asleep while patting Rahul to sleep,but he was still awake and talking with himself in his language.Akash and Ananya were sleeping like hell and on seeing this Rahul was very angry and he started knocking them up.He slapped them,bit them and punched them to wake them up.At last Ananya woke up and found that Rahul was looking at her with wide eyes.Ananya rubbed her eyes and replied,"Kya Rahul abhitak soya nehi beta?Mamma ko subhe kitna kaam hota hai so jaao na."Rahul angrily said,"Ma...ma...na na..."Ananya remained open mouthed as she couldn't believe that Rahul just now called her mama' and she was so excited to realize it that she started calling Akash.Akash was in such a deep sleep,that out of anger when Ananya kicked him up,he jumped up on the bed screaming and he looked at her and asked,"Kya hua???Rahul ne susu kar di ya poti kar diya?"She was so disgusted at his words that she grinned,"Hey bhagwaan kaisa pati mila hai mujhe.Pata nehi kaunse paap kiye the maine.Tumhe kya lagta hai Rahul sirf poti ya susu hi kar sakta hai?Bewakuf!!"Akash yawned and asked,"To kyu uthaya?"She excitedly said,"Rahul ne mujhe mama bulaya.Can you just imagine??"Akash screamed,"What???"He picked Rahul up and asked,"Tumne mama bulaya??Tab to tum dadda bhi bol sakte ho.Hai na?"He encouraged Rahul,"Call dadda!!Dadda bolo!!"Rahul looked at him for sometimes and then said,"Ma...ma..."Akash corrected,"Mama nehi dadda...bolo da...da."He again called mama and Akash was very angry and he said,"Mama bol diya dadda nehi bol sakta..."Ananya calmed him down and said,"Dekho bachcha pehla word ma hi bolta hai aur dheere dheere hi vo baaki saare words bolna seekh jaayega."But Akash was not convinced and was very jealous of Ananya since Rahul took her name first.Ananya took her son and tickled on his stomach and said,"Mere raja bete ne mujhe mama bulaaya.Mama aaj itni khush hai.Aww mela baby."Akash made a face and said,"Maine galti kar diya jo maine bhagwaan se ek beta maang liya.Nehi chahiye mujhe beta,iske exchange mein ek beti dedo.Ye apni ma par gaya hai."Ananya started laughing and then said,"Dekha baby dekha dadda ko jalan ho rahi hai ke tumne pehle mama bulaaya.Jalkukre dadda hai na?"The baby made a sound as if he agreed to Ananya and then Akash scolded his son and said,"Tum bad Rahul ho samajh gaye tum bilkul achche nehi ho."He looked angrily at the baby on such a way as if the baby too understood that his father was scolding him and in order to protest Rahul hit him on his face making an angry grin and Ananya on seeing this was laughing like anything.Akash made a face and turned against them to sleep.Next day,they celebrated for Rahul's first word and all the time,Akash sat making a sad face.
[ 3.5 Years Later ]
Within this 3.5 years many things changed in the house.Rahul grew up and with the same speed,Akash became a kid.He used to make video games for his son and then both of them used to play with that every night when all were asleep in their play room.Vikram and Payal's kids were very obedient since Vikram was too scared of Payal to spoil them and though Rahul was not spoilt due to Ananya but he was not that type of disciplined kid.One special habit was also developed in Rahul was that whenever it was going to rain,Rahul and Akash used to play football outside in the lawn which Ananya disliked very much.One fine morning,Ananya was walking in the corridor and then stood in front of a door and knocked it.After a few seconds,she nodded her head disappointedly and then turned the knob and entered inside.On seeing the scene inside,she gave a disgusted look when she saw the position of her husband and her son.Akash was sleeping by lying on the floor and putting his legs on the sofa and then Rahul was lying on his stomach and both of them were sleeping as if they didn't sleep for ages.Ananya walked upto them and cleaned the mess and then woke up both of them.She said to Rahul,"Rahul ye kya haalat bana rakkha hai beta room ka?Tum bhi apne dadda jaise ho gaye?"Rahul rubbed his eyes and then replied,"Mujhe neend aa gayi mamma aur kal ka match hum jeetne hi waale the ke dadda so gaye."Ananya pushed Akash and in reply,in a sleeping tone,he said,"Subhe uthkar khelta hu na beta please abhi to sone do."Ananya said,"Akash utho na ye kya harkate hai?Tum abhi bhi yaha so rahe ho hotel nehi jaana aur Rahul ko bhi to school chorna hai."Akash got up and said,"Arey tum kya yaar subhe subhe utha diya."Ananya said,"8 baj rahe hai,subhe 10 baje usko school chorna hai aur hotel bhi jaana hai tumhe.Aise kaise chalega?Chalo jaao utho main tum dono ka tiffin tayyar karti hu.Khud to aalsi ho hi aur ab apne bete ko bhi vaisa hi bana rahe ho."Saying she took Rahul away with her and then Akash too left the room.
While in the breakfast table,Rahul asked,"Mamma aaj mujhe tiffin mein vo ganda sa noodles mat dena,usey dekh kar hi larkiya mujhe chiraati hai.Mujhe achcha nehi lagta."Ananya said,"Oho!!Baate to suno mere laal ki abhi se hi larkiyo ne tujhe chiraana shuru kar diya?Chupchap jo banakar dungi vohi khaana parega.Dadda ko dekho dadda kabhi kuch bhi bolte hai kya?"Rahul looked at his father and said,"Dadda aapko nehi kehte par mujhe aakar bolte hai ke teri ma na aisi hai,vaisi hai.Teri ma mujhe bachcho ka tiffin khilaati hai."Akash glared at Rahul and then said to Ananya,"Arey nehi Ananya ye bakwaas kar raha hai."Ananya said,"Mujhe mat seekhao,main tum dono ko achche se jaanti hu.Bachche kabhi jhut nehi bolte hai,jhut bolna sirf baro ko hi aata hai."Simi said to Akash,"Akash kyu aise Rahul ko bigaarne ki koshish kar raha hai tu?Bachcho ko bachcho ke tarah hi rehne dena chahiye."Vikram gave deep sigh and said,"Mera bhai kitna lucky hai kamsekam vo apne bete ko bigaar to sakta hai.I was always jealous of you yaar Akash!!"Payal touched the tea cup on his hand and he screamed in pain and then said,"Khaane ke table par zyaada baate karne se khaana hajam nehi hota hai."He silently had his breakfast and then Akash said,"Kya faayda hua bhaiya??Ye larka mera beta ho hi nehi sakta.Isme mera ek bhi hunar nehi hai.Ye apni ma ka beta hai.Kabhi kabhi sochta hu ke kaash meri ek beti hoti to vo mera dukh samajhti."Rahul became very excited on hearing that and said to his mother,"Ha mamma mujhe bhi ek sister la do na,Armaan bhaiya ke paas Riya di hai par mere paas koi nehi hai.Main uske liye dolls,chocolates sab lekar aaunga aur uske saath khelunga bhi."Ananya,on hearing that blushed a little and then said,"Thik hai abse roz raat ko sone se pehle aur subha uthne ke baad God se yehi pray karna ke isbaar tumhe ek choti sister laakar de."Ananya's words suddenly seemed to be very suspicious and Simi asked,"Isbaar matlab?"Ananya blushed a little and said,"Vo mummyji,ye mera...ye mera 2nd mahina chal raha hai.Actually mujhe bhi kal hi pata chala hai doctor se."Everyone were surprised as well as very happy on hearing about Ananya's pregnancy and Akash was the most happiest person in the whole world.He said,"Pehli baar beta maanga tha to ek naalaayak beta diya hai ab isbaar beti maangunga to samajhdar beti milegi."Rahul didn't seem to understand anything and so he asked,"Mamma ko kya hua?"Akash replied,"Teri ma tere liye behen laane waali hai."Rahul was super excited and asked,"Sachchi mein mamma?"Ananya nodded her head.
[ 3 Years Later ]
A small pair of legs climbed down of the bed and started running out of the door by moving the knob and then reached another bedroom and opened it.The baby walked upto the bed and found that Akash was sleeping with his spects on.The baby climbed on to the bed and sat on his chest and then removed the glasses.The baby was Ananya and Akash's second born,their daughter,Ishaana,lovingly called Ishu.Ishaana gave a close look to Akash and called him,"Dadda!!Dadda utho!!"But Akash didn't wake up and then Ishaana said,"Dadda mamma aayegi aul jol che daategi aul aapko aappp bi kayegi.Daldi daldi utho na dadda.Aad mea aul Guddu ka appy badday hai."After a lot of pushing and calling,finally Akash woke up and found his favourate angel in front of him and said,"Ooolee mela Ishu...aa gaye aap dadda ko uthaane.Aaj to Ishu ka happy birthday hai na.Many many happy returns of the day."Ishaana replied,"Talo mee Guddu ko bi appy badday bolo.Abhi main Guddu ko uthaaungi na."Akash asked,"Aaj Guddu ka bhi birthday hai?"Ishaana replied,"Ha Guddu mela aul baiya ka chotu bhai hai na pal uchka to koi badday nei hai,ichiliye mela aul Guddu ka ek badday hai."Akash nodded his head and then both father and daughter went to the room from where Ishaana came from.
Since Ishaana was the smallest member of the family,she was the lifeline of the house and was her dadda's favourate.After Ishaana was born,Rahul was very happy seeing his sister and since he had to stay with his sister,so he became a total mamma's boy and she taught him how to handle the kid.As Rahul grew up,he was totally controlled by Ananya and so Akash made Ishaana his supporter and she was truly a dadda's girl and she used to support her father against her mother.When Inshaana was of 2 years,Ananya joined her hotel as the chairperson and Akash,too by that time opened his video game company and took its control in his hands.Now Ishaana and Rahul were so close that he was like his sister's bodyguard and even possessive about her.One day,somewhere she saw a small puppy in smeones home and she asked for a puppy to her brother and so one day while returning home from school,he found a very small puppy almost 2-3 days born and brought him home and gave that to Ishaana but Ananya was very angry on that and wanted to throw it out but due to this,Ishaana started crying so loudly and even boycotted food that due to everyones pressure,Ananya permitted the puppy's stay at home.Ishaana and Rahul loved the puppy and named him Guddu and Ishaana was so attached to him that she used to put him on the bed with her while sleeping.But Ananya objected to that and so both the brother-sister shifted in Rahul's room and Guddu used to sleep on the divan on a very soft cushion with a very soft blanket.
Ishaana and Akash walked to their room and then reached Rahul and Ishaana's bedroom.She called Rahul up and said,"Baiya baiya daldi utho,cool daana hai na aul mudhe buch kalaana hai phil main Guddu ko buch kalaaungi."Rahul woke up and kissed on Ishaana's cheek and then said,"Happy birthday Ishu!!Main kaise brush karaaunga usko Ishu,Guddu ke daat hi nehi hai."She replied,"Mee bi to daat nehi hai pal mamma bi to mudhe buch kalaati hai.Aap bhi Guddu ko buch kalaao nei to chab Guddu ko ganna kayenge pal Guddu to goobboy hai na."Akash replied,"Ha bilkul karaana chahiye.Ek kaam karte hai,sab ek saath brush karte hai.Chalo chalo Guddu ko uthaao."Ishaana ran towards the divan and then removed the blanket.From inside the blanket,a small new born puppy looked at her with his small eyes.Ishaana picked him up and the puppy cuddled inside her arms and then she wished him,"Appy badday Guddu!!"Seeing her both Akash and Rahul wished him.After that,Akash brushed himself with one hand and brushed Rahul's teeth with another.Rahul brushed Ishaana's teeth and she brushed Guddu's (no) teeth.After that all walked towards the hall to have breakfast.On seeing Ishaana,everyone wished her one by one.At first,Shekhar wished her and said,"Happy birthday Ishu!!"Ishaana replied,"Dadu mee Guddu ko bi appy badday bolo."Simi asked,"Aaj Guddu ka bhi birthday hai?"Ishaana replied,"Ha daadi,Guddu ka to ek bi badday nei hai ichiliye mela badday Guddu ka bi badday."Hearing that,everyone wished Guddu too.Vikram asked,"Iska matlab hai ke Guddu ke liye bhi gift laana parega,hai na?"Ishaana said,"Bae papa aththa gip (gift) laana.Itta bala!!"Payal said,"Par ek problem hai aur vo ye hai ke cake to ek hi order diya hai.Guddu ke liye koi cake order nehi kiya."Ishaana said,"Guddu mela cake kaatega pal aggi baal Guddu ke liye bi cake laana."Ananya came out of the kitchen and said,"Oh Guddu ki ma chalo naashta karne betho.Ye lo tumhaara bournvita waala dudh."Ishaana took her cup and then asked,"Mamma mele Guddu ko bonbita baala dudu do.Bo bi mee talah tong (strong) banega."Ananya said,"Guddu ko bhi bournvita waala dudh pilaana hai?Kyu??Aur tumne kal kya kiya tha?Guddu ko apne cup mein se dudh peela diya?Aisa koi karta hai kya?"Ishaana made a face and asked,"To mela Guddu kaiche dudu peeyega?Uchke liye naya cup laao?"Payal brought a flat bowl with some milk on it and then said,"Par Guddu to bohot chota hai,vo cup se kaise peeyega isiliye vo isme dudh peeyega."Payal put the bowl on the floor and then Rahul made Guddu drink the milk and seeing that Ishaana too had her milk happily.
In the evening,Ananya made Ishaana wear a new dress and on seeing that she asked,"Mamma mela Guddu kya pehnega?Uchke kappe nei hai?"Ananya replied,"Ishu beta doggies kapre nehi pehente hai."Ishaana adamantly said,"Nei mela Guddu bi kappe pehnega nei to main bi nei pehnungi."Ananya tried to persuade her,explain her but Ishaana was too arrogant in that matter.Akash returned from the hotel and asked,"Kya hua Ishu darling?Birthday ke din koi muh latkaata hai kya?"Ishaana replied,"Dekho na dadda main apne badday pal aththe kappe pehnungi to aaj to Guddu ka bhi badday hai na to uche bi to aththe kappe pehenne honge."Akash agreed and said,"Bilkul!!Ishu to thik keh rahi hai."Ananya said,"Kya thik keh rahi hai?Kutte ke kapre kaha se laau main?"Akash said,"Arey Rahul ke jo saare puraane kapre hai na,unse hi ek bana do na.Problem solve!!"Ananya nodded her head and said,"Waah kya din aa gaye hai mere!!Ab mujhe kutte ke kapre banaane parenge."She made a face and left from there.In Ishaana's birthday party,Ishaana cut the cake alongwith her very own Guddu.She received many gifts and after the party,all the kids unwrapped the gifts.All the family members gifted both Ishaana and Guddu.Akash and Rahul built a small kennel pattern house for Guddu and others gave him toys,his separate blankets and cushions and other necessary things.Ishaana was very happy and Guddu too made a sound from his mouth as if he too was happy with his gifts.In Rahul and Ishaana's room,while they were settling Guddu in his new house,Ananya and Akash came there and Akash said,"Chalo bachcho aaj hum sab apni selfie lenge ek saath."Ishaan asked,"Chephie kya hai?"Ananya replied,"Selphie matlab mamma,dadda,bhaiya aur Ishu ek saath photo kheechenge."She made a worried face and asked,"Mee Guddu ka chephie nei hoga?"Akash assured her,"Ha ha bilkul hoga na.Chalo Guddu ko laao."Ishaana happily picked up Guddu and then posed in front of the camera and they had a family picture captured.
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