Contemplating the nature of Contemporary insults

Chapter 1

Lizzie Bennet

@Elizabeth_Darcy

Contemplating the Nature of Contemporary Insults.

(among other things) : Our random Conversations .

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Avada !

"Wow I really like this joke ... Knock knock ."

Yeah whatever , "who's there ?"

"Avada."

"Avada Who ?"

"Avada Kedavara ."

"And the other person dies .. You know I actually played it on a weird kid when I was in school of course he didn't die , as much as I wanted him to , things never happen the way I imagine them."

"Yes ! because how old are we ? 12 ?"

"No but you're never old enough to love Harry Potter ."

"Oh ?"

"No what --- I didn't mean."

" well is that why you don't kiss me ? are you like not straight ?"

"I am as straight as a line segment , thank you very much."

"Well do you know the difference between Avada Kedavara and Abar Kadabara ."

"Yes , Avada is real."

"Of course not . Abra Kadabara means I create as I speak and Avada Kedavara means I destroy as I speak."

"How do you know ?"

"Has the possibility that you're not the only one to have read Harry Potter ever occurred to you."

"Oh ."

"Yeah."

"Sanyukta ."

"Hmmm ."

"We're in the same fandom."

"Oh right . "

"I know , we were meant to be."

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"Shakespeare ."

"What are you doing."

"Reading."

"Reading what ?"

"Book."

"... ... ... ... ..."

"Hey , can you pick up my paper, its there beside the couch , I think its the wind ."

"Oh Gravity , thou art a heartless bitch."

"What ?"

"Oh and pray tell the mighty one , what papers of thou fell on the floor."

"Wow and here I thought I will never live to see the day Shekhwat met Shakespeare."

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"Pride and Tribe"

"Because I'm number 1 my rank is one and as we know there's only one one and that one is ME !"

"So ? That doesn't give you the rights to odder what you want to for us without asking me ."

"No , but as being the more intelligent one in the group I feel it's my duty to ---"

" In Papua New Guinea, there's a tribe. When a hunter flaunts his success to the rest of the village, they kill him and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin. "

"Wow , isn't that superstition ?"

"Superstitious nonsense, of course, but one can see their point."

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Elizabeth_Darcy2015-02-16 07:02:55