Chapter 9

Aysha

@matwamango

Part 9

Recap-Ranbir helps Kanya get over her phobia of flying thanks to his distractions. They come up with a plan of finding out their likes and dislikes. About some of their family members. Aditya baiya come to collect Ranbir and Kanya.

They arrive at the Nanda house where the entire family is waiting for them even Kanya's parents. They all have stern faces and Ranbir and Kanya knew what was coming next. Loads of bashans about how things R done the right way. Baro ki izzat and all that but surprisingly their parents did none of that. This was a first. Instead they all smiled and got on like a house on fire. Not good. Why could their families not just hate each other. Ranbir and Kanya knew they had to work fast. Their parents got on. Ranbir knew he could rely on his sister-in-laws. They were evil to the core.

Rewa-Ranbir tumhari biwi ko saath nahin laye?

R-Kanya is beside me. Here.

Rewa-Tum is bachi se shaadi kardi. Tum sach much America main jaake paagal hogaye.

Astha-U R right! Kisko ghar main leke ageye. Humare ghar main kam bache hain kya jo isko god lele.

K-Excuse me.

Rewa-Look at her! What the h**l do U think U R?

K-Dekiye ap mere saath aise baath nahin kar sakhte.
Astha-We will speak to U however we want.

R-U guys R insulting my wife.

Rewa-Kuch hain bhi jo hum insult kare. Look at her and look at us.

R-Kya?

Astha-She has no style. Simple ladki ko shaadi kardi tumne. Mana hum paise wale nahin but please thora bohut sense tho hona chahiye na. Tum kitne ladkiyo ko pata chuke ho aur shaadi kardi isse.

R-Bhabis ap jaante hain she's rich like me. So that makes her better than U guys. Money can buy style and alot more. But money sure can't buy personality. Nor can it buy love. U guys just remember she's my wife and my Mom has accepted this so U should too.

K-Like Ranbir said i am here to stay so get used to it.
They both walk away from the scene.

Astha-Come Rewa we have no need to be here in front of this. paise kya milgaya they think they own us well think again.

Kanya looked a little angry that Ranbir butted in her fight. She could have handled it all by herself. At the same time she was impressed. He did know how to put people in their place. Then again he had already impressed her with the aeroplane. Who knew what Ranbir has up his sleeves?

R-I hope tumhe bura nahin laga in dono ke saath baath kareke?

K-No. Its all part of the plan isn't it.

R-Trust me in dono ke saath dushmani leke koi nahin bacha. Thum bhi nahin. This is great they will make our job easier. Mom ko waqt nahin lagega. Dekhna woh bhi thumhe ghar se dhakka marke nikhalegi.

K-Woh tho tikh hain but tumne abhi tak meri Mamma aur Pappa se baath nahin ki?

R-They need to think the worst of me. Good impression dedi tho divorce kaisa hoga.

K-Please be careful aisa waisa kuch na kehna jo Dad ko kuch hojaye. I love my parents a lot aur unko dukhi nahin dekh sakhta.

R-Kanya don't worry! Maine aaj tak kisi bure ko kisi baathpe shikayat nahin di hain. Woh humara elders hain. Izzat to dena parega. Tum yaad rakhna Sab ke samne thumhe bhuri hone ki natak karna parega jo tumhare liye mushkil nahin hogi. Right?

K-R U trying to say that i am a nasty piece of work and that i am mean by nature?

R-Good that the fire U need. U will fit right at home. U scare me sometimes with U'r looks. U remind me of Rewa. That is sick.

K-Don't even go there warna thumhe issi pal gar dungi.

M-Tum dono kya kar rahe ho. America jaake sach much apne sanskar bhool gaye ho. pao nahin chuye tumne.

K-Ji woh hum dono. Hum thora thaka huwa hain aur dhool mittise. Woh.

M-Tum meri bahu ho mujhe koi farak nahin partha aggar tum mujhe aise hi ghale lag gayi.

R-But Mom U know its respect.

M-Jaanti hoon par Woh bhi maa aur main bhi maa hoon. Ma ke beech kusch nahin aati. Ja beti apni ma se mille.

R-I missed U a lot.

M-Me too. I see tune ladki aisi chuni jot era opposite hain. Itni patli. Tum usse kuch kilate ho ya uski kayak hi nahi rakhte.

R-Mom woh aisi hi hain.

M-Not to worry is ghar main i will make sure tum hatte khatte ban jao. Hum Punjab ki hain humare yaha sab ko dekhe ho mushtande jaise hain.

R-Tumhe hum sabke tara mota banana ke iraada hain in sab ko.

M-Is bhuddu ki bathon main ja. Tu is ghar ki laxmi hain. Mujhe apni Ma samaj.

Kanya touches Malika's feet and then she looks a little concerned as she didn't know what to say to her Mum but that she loves her. She never lied to her mother before about anything major. Normally her mother saw right through her. She goes and hugs her Mother and both start crying. Pooja is also present and could see her sister didn't look her normal self.

Pooja-Jiju ko kaha se leke agyi. Lagtha hain wrestler jaise. He is definitely Hot! Too bad U got there first. Aur koi hain iska jaisa inke pariwaar main?

K-Di i have only just met them. Ranbir se maine shaadi ki hain aisa socha nahin ke inke saath mujhe itni bari pariwar bhi miljayegi.

Pooja-I know iske bhaiyon aur biwi ko meri serials ke waste of spaces hain. In pe nazar rakhna Kanya. They R nothing but bad news.

K-Di aap kaise ho? mujhe ap miss nahin kiya?

Pooja-Yeh bhi puchne ki baath hain. Tu meri behen hain. I love U.

K-I love U too. Harry kaha hain?

Pooja-Woh Shlok aur Arth ke saath gul milgaya. He's out with them.

K-Oh. Apko Ranbir kaisa laga?

Pooja-I told U. He is not what i imagined for U. Dikhne main ek dum bad boy ke tara. Villain jaisa but i can see the attraction. Muscle dekha hain. He has intese eyes. They speak volume.

K-Di ap kuch zyada bhol rahe ho. he's my husband.

R-R my ears burning?

Pooja-U will have a long life jiju hum apke hi bare main baath kar rahe the.

R-I hope all good things. Kanya ko aadat hain meri burai karne ki.

Pooja-Maybe U R with the wrong sister. Bad boys mujhe bohut pasand hain Kanya ko tho boys next door hi acha lagthi hain. Actually sach bolu tho usko studies ke alaava ladke khabhi bhi nahin ate te but i see tumhe dekar woh apne iraada badal diya. I don't blame her. Tumhe dekher kaun nahin badlega.

R-Tum bohut flirty kisam ki ho. we sure will get on.
Pooja-Adi gharwali jo hu!

R-Puri ban sakhte ho! kanya won't mind will U?

K-My foot. Di stop hitting on my husband. He isn't for U.