Chapter 3

Aysha

@matwamango

Part 3

Recap-Ranbir and Kanya discovered they were married and spent most of the time screaming.

Ranbir and Kanya kept on replaying th mobile over and ovr again. In a short space of time they couldn't believe what was happening. their nightmares were coming true. Well for Ranbir anyway. He was a single guy loving his single life. Flitting his way trhough life from one woman to the next. He would make Akash pay big time. He looked at Kanya. She looked like he felt terrible. He couldn't stop but admire the way she was holding herself together.

Kanya went to the bathroom and had a wash. She wore the same clothes from the night before as she had no choice she didn't have any spare clothes lying around. She had all sorts of things going through her mind the first was to murder Shanaya and the second to find out really what happened. It had to be a joke. She couldn't help but find Ranbir appealing but the guy was too much. He drove her mad. A few days with him she'll need her head tested. After she came out Ranbir went in and got himself cleaned up. As soon as he came out Kanya was on her way out.

R-Chipkali where R U going?

K-Kya kaha mujhe. Apna mu dekha hain. Lagta hain kisi pagal khana se bhaag ke agaya. Waise bhi tumhe abhi bhi gorilla jaise dikhte ho. Achi tara se nahaye nahin kya?

R-Tum insult ache dete ho. I needed U in the shower with me to clean me up nicely.

K-Chi. Gande insaan. Ladkiye se kaise baatein karte ho sharam hain bhi kya nahin? Tum jaiso ko kya sharama ayegi tum to is layak hi nahin.

R-Zabaan sambhal gori. Humein saath jaana hain.

K-Kya?Kya? Tera sar lagta hain ghoom gaya!Mein aur tera saath. Never. Mujhe is problem se nipatna aati hain. Tere jaise bhoot ke saat meri waqt barbaad karna nahin chati. Najane kiski mu dikhar ut gayi. Jabse mile ho musibat hi musibat.

R-Ey Miss 2 by 2. Zyada bolti hain tu. Kal raat tu meri saat ti aur abhi bhi ek piece me hi. Mein itna buri nahin hoon. Teri dost ki waja is musibat mein hum pass gaye. Ok

K-Mere dost ko barkaya tumhara loser dost ne. Tum sab jaanwar hi ho. Aisi bet koi dushman ke saath hi kartha hain.

R-U know what aggar tumhe is bandan mein rehna hain to raho mujhe koi ineterest nahin hain tumhara saath reh ne ki.

K-To kya karen?

R-Well mein pehle jaraha hoon casino mein. I need something to cool me doen. Waise bhi we've lost half the day arguing. Time dekhi hain. 3pm. Aur mujhe bukh bhi lagraha hain. Baad mein Akash ko dekhlonnga. Aur phir is marriage ko annul karunga. I doubt humari shaadi huwi hain kyunki mujhe kisi ki saath khabir bhi shaadi nahin karna hain.

K-Tumhe ek bandariya hi shaadi karegi. Apne ap ko dekhe ho aina main lagte to ho ghade jaise.

R-Insult dena band karo. I know tum shock mein ho ishi liye tum itni naach rahe ho. Well i am gone.

K-Fine mein bhi chalti hoon. This better be a joke. We don't even look serious in the filming.

Ranbir and Kanya leave but because they R so hungry they go to a small cafe and grab a bite to eat. They then finish and rush off to see Shanaya as Ranbir was having a hard time contacting Akash he was avoiding him like the rash. Ranbir didn't blame him as Ranbir only knew what was going through his head. They knocked on Shanaya's flat. Shanaya opened it all haapy.

S-U guys. I bet U enjoyed yourself. U were all over each other it was so cute and i was like get a room.

K-Teri akkal kaha chali gayi? What really happened last night? Bata na mujhe! We didn't get married did we?

S-Yes! Akash said that Ranbir really liked U a lot. Aur woh tujhese pyar kartha hain. I thought brilliant tu bhi usko bohut like karti hain. U always said teri first time hogi jisse tu pyaar karti hain aur shaadi karegi usse. To maine socha why not. You're friends are there. Its so romantic.

K-Romantic ki bachi mein usse jaanti nahin!Tu isse jaanti nahin. I liked him iska matlab nahin that main usse shaadi karungi.

S-U Guys i didn't do this on purpose. KANYA U R my best friend i would never do anything to jeapardise it. Akash said U both wanted this badly. I could see sparks flying. I might be a lttle slow but i'm not blind. U guys looked like U belong together. At the alter i had them play that sone We Belon 2gether. Akash camcorded the whole thing with his camcorder that he used for his engagement.

R-U have some really weird friends. I don't know how she lives. She's so dumb.

S-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!tUUM DONO Mucjhse naraas ho? (Shanaya starts crying her usual self)

K-Roh mat yaar! It's nothing we can't sort out. Ranbir U SHUT UP! It's all your fault. itna gatiya jokes. U guys R disgusting. Now get hold of your lawyer friend or whoever and get this sham of a marriage annulled. I wish Cristina yaha thi she would have been more of a help.

R-Let me get hold of Akash i swear uski to koi kabar nahin. I will get him real bad. Shanaya it's not your fault. Tumhari dimak kuch stable nahin hain par Akash ko to chodunga nahin. Kitna kameena nikla. Khud to shaadi ki bandan mein baand ne jaraha hain lekin saath mein mujhe bhi pasi mein charwake chala gaya.

Ranbir leaves Kanya to deal with Shanaya while he rang Gwen. She might be the only person that could help him. when he spoke to her she told him they were going to India to see family and get married there. Akash's family were waiting for all his friends to come.Gwen apologized to Ranbir and told him that both of them were as bad as eachother. Ranbir spoke to Akash with his serious voice but Akash told him that Ranbir agreed to the wedding so he would have to get out of this mess. Akash also told Ranbir he had another surprise for Ranbir and would only let him know of it in due course.

Ranbir was fuming mad. He went to the casino's and started playing with the slot machines. Kanya came and found him. She told him about her lawyer friend and said they could get a quickie in a matter of hours. Ranbir wasn't listening so she pushed him aside and put a quarter in and rolled the handle. they won some money. Ranbir went to the spinning wheel and placed his chips. Kanya followed him there. Ranbir bet the whole lot Kanya gave him the number 3 for the times they's seen each other. By some miracle it worked. The ball rolled to the number 3 red. They'd won 10 million dollars. They were rich.

K-Half that money is mine U know.

R-Yeah yeah whatever! Its all mine!

K-OK Then no divorce. We've consumated our marriage. I could be pregnant. So what do U say?

R-Fine U keep half and i keep half happy?

K-U look cute all worked up. Kinda turns me. U never know U might get lucky!

R-Tumhari to main! Mazaak acha karlete ho! Dikhe ne main tum bhuri nahin ho. Share karleta hoon. Wiase bhi tumhe paso ki saqt zaroori hain. Promise me one thing Tum thori bohut kalena. Aisa laghta haim tumne zindagi mein pani ke alaava kuch khana kay nahin. Bhukhi laghti ho. Maybe kane se tumhari curves ko dekhkar koi ladka tumpe fida ho jaye.

K-Tum in peso se koi personal trainer rakhlena tab he tumhara body insaano jaise banalena. Wrestler ya phir jaanwar kam dikhoge. Shayad koi dang ki ladki miljaye.

R-Yeah yeah dekhloonga. At least mein dikhta hoon Tum to dikhti nahin. U R cute though. Lekin cute se kya koi tumpe marega nahin.

K-Whatever Hero to kisi angle se dikhte nahin. Par tumme dum hain. I think we'll get on just fine. Divorce ke baad who knows kab tumhe milne ko milega.

Ranbir gets a little excited by all this. This girl was just his type fiery. Shame they had to cut their losses and go their sepeare ways.