Chapter 75

Aaj Kripa aur Angad ki shaadi ki saal girah hai..........aur Kripa aur Charu ke plan ki mutabi Prerna Khushi ko lekar Tulsi ke ghar chali gayi thi............sare mard ke office ke jane ke baad Prachi Garewal house aati hai.....

Prachi: KripaBhabhi aapne muje phone karke to aane ko kaha lekin aakhir baat kya hai.......

Kripa: aaj humne socha hai ki hum log ladies Night out karenge.........

Prachi: ladies night..........maza aayega na...........

Charu: lekin usse bhi jyada maza tab aayega jab hamare pati hume club me dekhenge..........

Anjali; Charu.........hum ladies ja rahe hai waha unka kya kaam.........

Kashish: tum samji nahi Anjali..........jab woh hume is tarah dekhenge tab unke chehre ki jalan dekhne layak hogi............

Prachi: waise hum ja kaha rahe.......

Kashish: Aqua Bar.......

Prachi: Aqua bar.........lekin waha to aaj bahot badi party honewali hai..........

Kripa: kiski......

Prachi:Neev bata raha tha ki aaj usi club me Salman Khan aanewala hai...........

Charu: what............sach.........main to wahi hi jaungi............kab se muje yeh tamnna thi.........

Kripa: tab to aur bhi maza aayega..........aap log chaliye maine aaj raat ke liye sab ke liye ek dress banaya hai.........i hope aap logo ko woh pasand aaye......

Kashish: chalo.........

sab log Kripa ke kamre me jake dress ko dekhte hai jo sabhi ko bahot pasand aati hai............

Charu: ab hume taiyaar hoke nikalna chahiye.....warna woh sab ghar aa jayenge.....

Kashish: bilkul thik keh rahi hai.........Prachi tu sirf Neev ko text message karke bata de ki tum apne Sujalbhai ke gahr hai aur tuje yaha se aath baje le jaye..........

Prachi: Ok bhabhi........

Kripa: aur hum sab milke ek note likhte hai..........

Sab ladkiyaan yeh kehke taiyaar hoke Aqua Bar ke liye nikal jati hai...........

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Thodi dair baad sab log Office se ghar aate hai..........sab log hall me bethe hote hai.........

Angad: kamal hai...yeh hamara hi ghar hai na........koi aawaz nahi aa rahi..........

Kavya: Anjali............Anjali..........

Lekin koi jawab nahi aata......

Kavya: yeh anjali aawaz kyun nahi deti..........shayad Khushi ko leke busy hogi.......

Angad: abhi dekhna kaise Kripa mujpe bhadakti hai.........KRIPAAAAAAAA.......

Lekin phir bhi koi aawaz nahi aati..........

Angad: kamal hai.......aaj loud speaker kaise off hai......

Sujal: kahi koi gadbad to nahi.......Kashish bhi kahi dikhai nahi de rahi........aur aaj sham to hum sab saath me bahar janewale the.......

Akshat: main dekh ke aata hoon sab ko.........

Jab Neev aata hai......

Angad: Neev......tu yahaan..........is waqt........

Neev: Prachi ka message tha ki muje use yaha se leke jana hai........

Sujal; Prachi........lekin yaha to gahr pe koi nahi hai.........

Akshat: maine pure ghar me un logo ko dhundha lekin koi nahi hai.......mama bhi nahi hai........

Neev: kahi un logo ko koi kidnep to nahi kar gaya......

Angad: kidnap aur unlogo ko .......bolne se pehle soch to sahi..........Prachi, Charu aur Kripa ko koi himmat bhi nahi kar sakta........

Akshat: aap bilkul thik keh rahe ho.........Charu chikh chikh ke us bechare ko behra kar degi.......

Angad: aur Kripa use apne nakhun se noch legi........

Sujal; yeh waqt mazak karne ka nahi.......main kashish ko phone karta hoon...........

Kavya: kya hua.........

Sujal: phone swiched off hai..........

Neev: muje ek glass pani milega.........

Akshat: abhi laya..........

Akshat dining table pe woh note dekhta hai..............

Akshat: bhiyaa muje yeh note mila hai .......

Sujal: de muje.......

Sujal read it loud.........

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Dear Husbands....

Hume ghar pe na dekh ke yeh mat sochna ki hume ghar chod ke chale gaye aur aap log chen ki saans jee lenge............Mama khushi ko leke Tulsiaauntie ke ghar gayi hai..........aur hum sab milke aaj Salman Khan se milne Aqua Bar ja rahe hai..............tumhe waha aane ki koi zaroorat nahi kyunki hum ladies Night Out kar rahe hai...........agar bhukh lage to bahar se khana order kar dena..........aur haa..........hamara intzaar mat karna aane me dair ho jayegi.........is liye aap sab so jana.........Bye.........

Anjali, Kashish, Kripa, Charu & Prachi........

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Neev: yaha pe hamari jaan nikal rahi hai aur yeh log party kar rahe aur woh bhi Salman Khan ke saath.........

Angad: to jati hai to jane de.......hume kya.........hum log bhi chalte hai bahar aur Boys Night karte hai.....

Sujal: usme koi maza nahi aayega.......

Akshat: to hum ghar beth ke uska intzaar to nahi kar sakte.......

Sujal; lekin hum log bhi Aqua Bar jake unlogo ki party kharab kar sakte hai........

Angad: suparb idea..........

Kavya: to thik hai.......sab log taiyaar hoke 15 minutes me muje yaha milo.......

Akshat: Neev.......tu mere saath chal.......mere kapde tuje fit ho jayenge...........

Neev: ok.........

sab log taiyaar hoke Aqua Bar pahunchte hai........

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Angad: ab yaha itni bheed me woh log kaha milenge........

Neev: jo table pe koi saree pehen ke betha hoga wahi meri prachi hogi............

Sujal; ab andar chal ke dekhe.........

sab log sab table dekhte hai........

Kavya: koi table reh to nahi gaya.......aur usme Aqua Bar hi likha tha.......

Akshat: haa Bhaiyaa.....ek woh wala table betha hai jaha pe kuch ladkiyaan bethi hai.....lekin woh kafi modern hai...........

Sujal: tu abhi tak unhe pehchan nahi saka........woh hume bewafuk bana rahi hai..........wahi hai......

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sab log waha jake dekhte hai to sab ki aankhein bahar aa jati hai.........

Angad: Kripa........tum........yaha..........

Kripa: kyun yaha pe aana mana hai...........lekin tum yaha kya kar rahe ho.......zaroor meri yaad tumhe aati hogi.........

(Kripa's dress)

Angad: yaad aur tumhari......kabhi nahi...........hum to yaha apne tarike se enjoy karne aaye hai........

Angad pass wale table pe jake beth jata hai.....................................

Kavya: aur Anjali tum.........

Anjali: Kavya.......meri mama se baat ho gayi thi..........aur mama ne khud kaha ki muje apne liye waqt nikalna chahiye........

(Anjali's dress)

Kavya: thik hai tum enjoy karo main Angad ke saath bethta hoon........Enjoy..........

Neev: Prachi.......tum aur woh bhi is tarah ke kapde me.......

Prachi: kyun tumhe kya laga ki main sirf saree hi pehenti hoon........abhi tak tumne meri wild life kaha dekhi.......

(Prachi's dress)

Neev: jo dekh raha hoon unse yahi lagta hai ki tum pagal ho gayi ho......muje nahi lagta ki muje kisi pagal ke saath rehna chahiye.........

Neev bhi dusre table pe beth jata hai.........

Akshat: tum kuch nahi bol rahi.......

Charu: kyunki main tumhare saath baat karke apna mood off nahi karna chahti ........tum to jante ho...........i love salman khan........

(Charu's dress)

Akshat: use to main chodunga nahi...........

Akshat bhi waha se chala jata hai.....

Kashish: ab tum bhi yahi kahoge ki main yaha kya kar rahi hoon.........

(Kashish's dress)

Sujal: nahi........yeh tumne achcha kiya yaha aake...................muje lagta hai hum hamari shaadi ki saal girah pe bhi yahi aayenge...........waise tum enjoy karo.........main chalta hoon..........waise aaj tum khubsurat lag rahi ho

Kashish: tum bhi achche lag rahe ho.............

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Ek table pe sare ladke bethe huye the aur dusre pe sari ladkiyaan.............

Angad: waiter............

Waiter: yes sir.......

Angad: Five........Bud Light Beer ple........

Waiter; yes sir.....

Kripa: waiter.........

Waiter: yes mam......

Kripa: Five,.............rasberry martini ple.........

Waiter: nice choice..........

wiater waha se chala jata hai sab ladkiyaan gossip kar rahi hoti hai..........

Angad: lagta hai aaj phir se wahi raat hogi......

Sujal: that was the best night ever.........

Kavya: woh phir se hume challenge kar rahi hai........

Sujal: thik hai to hum bhi karte hai............

Waiter aake un sab ko drink dekhe jata hai.........

Anjali: kitna waqt ho gaya Martini huye.........

Kashish: lekin best marnini sirf Martini Bar me hi mil sakti hai...........

Charu: main bhi waha aksar jati thi college ke dino me.......yaad hai unki Mango Martini.............i just love it.........

Kripa: whose ready for the second round......

Prachi: count me..........

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Angad: dekhna abhi........woh log order kare usse pehle hum karte hai......

Kavya: waiter.......

waiter: yes sir.......

Kavya: Five..........black label Whiskey ple.........

Waiter: ok sir........

Anjali: waiter.....

Waiter; yes mam..........

Anjali: five red wine ple........

Waiter: sure.......

Neev: kuch jyada hi nahi ho gaya.........

Sujal: abhi to shuruaat hai.............aage aage dekh kya hota hai..........

Charu: Prachi..........tuje paka yakeen hai ki Salman Khan yahi pe hi aanewala hai.....

Prachi: haa Bhabhi.........woh yahi hi aanewala tha........

Kashish: Charu.....thodi dair intzar karte hai phir woh aa jayega........

Sab log ke drink aate hai aur sab log enjoy kar rahe hote hai..........

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Neev: Waiter.........

Waiter: yes sir.....

Neev: five brandy ple......

Waiter: yes sir......

Prachi: waiter.......

Waiter: yes mam.........

Prachi: five.......pina colada with rum ple......

Waiter: good choice.......

Waiter thodi dair baad drink leke aata hai......

Prachi: humne koi Champagne order nahi ki.........

Waiter: woh aapke liye treat hai.....

Kashish: hamare liye kaun de sakta hai........

Salman: hey...girls..........muje laga ki main aap logo ke saath champagne enjoy kar sakta hoon........

Charu: aap.........Oh My. God muje to yakeen hi nahi hota........

Salman: jab maine aap panch haseena ko dekha to muje bhi meri kismat pe yakeen nahi ho raha tha..........

Kripa: ple join us..........

Salman: so, can you introduce your self for me........

Anjali: hi......i am Anjali Nanda......

Kripa: Hi.......I am Kripa Garewal.......

Prachi: Hi........I am Prachi Kapoor.........

Charu: I am Charu Garewal.................main aapki bahot badi fan hoon..........

Kashish: I am Kashish garewal.........

Salman: Kashish....tum bahot khubsurat ho..........tum mere agli film ki heroin ban sakti ho.........

Kashish: sach......

Salman: haa..........tum sab mere agli film me kaam kar sakti ho..........

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Angad: is Salman ko to main nahi chodunga.......jaha akeli ladki dekhi nahi aa gaya.....

Neev: lekin hamari biwiyaan bhi koi kam nahi hume bethne se mana kiya lekin us salman ko beth ne diya.....

Kavya: aur kitne maze se woh log champagne pi rahe hai........

Akshat: charu kyun na piyegi........uske Salman Khan jo pila raha hai..........

Sujal; relax..........woh sab hume jalane ko koshish kar rahi hai........hume sirf yahi karna hai ki hum unhe jante bhi nahi.........so lets enjoy it...........

Sujal: waiter............ek Champagne bottle ple........

Waiter: ok sir.......

Kashish: waiter........Five Taquilla ple.......wait....make it six..........

Salman: so koi khaas baat aaj........

Kashish: nahi.....bas aise hi socha ki kyun na apne aap jee liya jaye.........

Salman: kya aap taquilaa handle kar paogi......

Kripa: just wait and watch............this is war ........and only one rule........you can't loose......

Salman: war kisse...

Anjali: woh jo samne bethe hai woh sab hamare pati hai....unse.......woh samajte hai ki hum yeh sab nahi kar sakte........

Salman: aap shaadi shuda hai sab........aap ko dekh ke lagta nahi..........

Kashish: ab aapko hume unhe jalane me madad karni hogi........

Salman: you got me.......

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Sujal aur sab ladke Champagne enjoy kar rahe the jab.....

Kripa: six more taqilla ple........

Akshat: Five Vodka ple..........

Anjali: Six more ple......

Neev: five more........

Charu: Six more.......

Angad: five......

Sujal; tu pagal ho gaya hai....unki halat dekh......ab agar hum hosh khoyenge to pata nahi aaj raat kya hoga.........

Prachi: six more........

Kashish: six more........

Salman: last from me.........six more.........

the girls are now fully drunk.........they cant even stand on their legs...........

Kavya: muje lagta hai ki ab ghar jane ka waqt aa gaya........

Angad: aakhir us Salman se to picha chutega.......

Sujal: chalo apni apni biwi ko leke nikalte hai..........

sab log apni apni biwi ko leke Bar se nikalne ki koshish kar rahe the........

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Sujal; chalo Kashish bahot ho gaya......

Kashish: abhi kya hua hai........abhi to kuch bhi nahi hua..........chodo muje..........muje muje muje aur champagne chahiye.....

Sujal; chalo kashish..........

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Kashish: I am sorry...Sorry Sujal...maine galti ki na.....

Sujal: tumne koi galti nahi ki..........muje tumse koi sikayat nahi........ab ghar chale....

Kashish: agar main phir se dubara aisa karu to...tab bhi tum aise hi muje god me uthaoge...

Sujal: tab bhi main hi tumhe ghar leke jaunga......

Kashish: tum ......tum......kabhi mujse naraz hoke to nahi jaogenaaaaa......kyunki muje andhere se darr lagta hai..........

Sujal; muje pata hai aur main tum ko chod ke kabhi nahi jaunga......hamesha tumhare saath rahunga.......ab chale........

Kashish: kaha ja rahe hum.....

Sujal: apne ghar.......

Kashish: nahi muje samundar jana hai......

Sujal; Kashish yaha pe samundar nahi hai main tumhe kisi aur din Mumbai tumhare gahr leke jaunga........

Kashish: promise karo pehle.......

Sujal: promise........

Kashish: ek aur baat mama ko nahi batana main thodi pi hai.........thodi hi pi hai........maine thodi pi hai na Sujal......

Sujal: tumne thodi hi pi hai.......ab chalo.....tumhe neend aa rahi hai na......

kashish: haa........

Sujal Kashish ko god me uthake leke ja raha hota hai.......

Salman: hey Sujal........ple take good care of her.........she is a nice girl...........and she loves you a lot.....

Sujal; i will........bcoz i love her.........and thanks for the smile you gave to her.........

Salman: what a cute couple.........

Sujal: bye.......

Salman:bye........

Sujal aur baki ke sab log gahr chale jate hai................